Lauratellsjokes
@lauratellsjokes.bsky.social
Standup comic, mom, not a third thing.
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Lil’ Frankenstein pumpkin to interject in the non-stop horrors that is 2025.
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Lil’ Frankenstein pumpkin to interject in the non-stop horrors that is 2025.
Timeline cleanser: extreme closeup of Peter Barker
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Timeline cleanser: extreme closeup of Peter Barker
Tomorrow St. Anthony’s is hosting their #clothingdrive in #sf - urgently needed items include men’s underwear and socks. 🧦
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Tomorrow St. Anthony’s is hosting their #clothingdrive in #sf - urgently needed items include men’s underwear and socks. 🧦
Me? Just made my first muppet. And I just learned to sew this month! NBD.
#muppets #themuppets #kermit #crafting
#muppets #themuppets #kermit #crafting
October 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Me? Just made my first muppet. And I just learned to sew this month! NBD.
#muppets #themuppets #kermit #crafting
#muppets #themuppets #kermit #crafting
The @archive.org has a van called ‘tony vanza’ in case anyone was wondering. When this one breaks down I imagine the next one will be named ‘Vangela’
I’ll see myself out.
I’ll see myself out.
September 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The @archive.org has a van called ‘tony vanza’ in case anyone was wondering. When this one breaks down I imagine the next one will be named ‘Vangela’
I’ll see myself out.
I’ll see myself out.
My garden is blooming and I planted it and tend it in your memory.
August 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My garden is blooming and I planted it and tend it in your memory.
This is Jerome. He is an African Gray Parrot who sometimes boards at our pet store.
If you sing he will dance!
If you sing he will dance!
May 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This is Jerome. He is an African Gray Parrot who sometimes boards at our pet store.
If you sing he will dance!
If you sing he will dance!
A week away from this guy was too long.
May 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
A week away from this guy was too long.
Enjoying taking photos again.
May 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Enjoying taking photos again.
May 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
A string of snaps as I try to get back into street photography.
May 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
A string of snaps as I try to get back into street photography.
Goats at RSA this year. I don’t get it, but I’m glad it is here.
May 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Goats at RSA this year. I don’t get it, but I’m glad it is here.
Are you at RSA today? Come say hello to me at booth 642 in the Pavilion of Spain!
#security #rsac2025 #cloudsecurity
#security #rsac2025 #cloudsecurity
April 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Are you at RSA today? Come say hello to me at booth 642 in the Pavilion of Spain!
#security #rsac2025 #cloudsecurity
#security #rsac2025 #cloudsecurity
If you’ve survived the first 84 days of Trump in office, make some noise!!!!
April 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If you’ve survived the first 84 days of Trump in office, make some noise!!!!
Monday timeline cleanse
April 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Monday timeline cleanse
I just found out about all of these it’s a trap memes and you deserve a timeline cleanser.
April 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I just found out about all of these it’s a trap memes and you deserve a timeline cleanser.
Here's to strong women.
May we know them.
May we be them.
May we raise them.
May we know them.
May we be them.
May we raise them.
March 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Here's to strong women.
May we know them.
May we be them.
May we raise them.
May we know them.
May we be them.
May we raise them.
Good morning Foxy!
March 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Good morning Foxy!
There is something about organizing stickers in a sticker book that is healing my inner child. Bonus: quality time with my kiddo.
March 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
There is something about organizing stickers in a sticker book that is healing my inner child. Bonus: quality time with my kiddo.
This is 40! My first birthday without my BFF Erica. Her half birthday is tomorrow. We would always celebrate each other. The nice thing is our tradition was buying ourselves gifts we really wanted from the other person. So in that sense, Erica will continue to gift me exactly what I want every year.
February 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is 40! My first birthday without my BFF Erica. Her half birthday is tomorrow. We would always celebrate each other. The nice thing is our tradition was buying ourselves gifts we really wanted from the other person. So in that sense, Erica will continue to gift me exactly what I want every year.