Laura Petto
@laurarpetto.bsky.social
Applied mathematician working in the ocean domain. Law nerd, runner, rower. Math PhD @dartmouth ‘21, math & gov/legal studies @bowdoincollege ‘15. she/her/hers 🏳️🌈 former ohioan 🩷 Warren dem
📍 Vermont and Boston
📍 Vermont and Boston
Oh I manifested this.
I need a whole show of Ruth Wilson and Emma Thompson pretending to be lesbians and stealing boats together
I need a whole show of Ruth Wilson and Emma Thompson pretending to be lesbians and stealing boats together
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Oh I manifested this.
I need a whole show of Ruth Wilson and Emma Thompson pretending to be lesbians and stealing boats together
I need a whole show of Ruth Wilson and Emma Thompson pretending to be lesbians and stealing boats together
The Kevin Grisham sequel? He sure knows how to write them.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The Kevin Grisham sequel? He sure knows how to write them.
to conclude, because I have a 30 rock gif for every occasion:
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
to conclude, because I have a 30 rock gif for every occasion:
There is a new dog in the neighborhood I’m obsessed
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
There is a new dog in the neighborhood I’m obsessed
My older cousin sent me some old kinder überraschung ei from a Germany trip we took in 2001 to visit family and I am shocked by the quality compared to today’s surprise toys in the eggs
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My older cousin sent me some old kinder überraschung ei from a Germany trip we took in 2001 to visit family and I am shocked by the quality compared to today’s surprise toys in the eggs
I am absolutely obsessed with Emma Thompson’s outfits and off the charts lesbian swagger levels in “Down Cemetery Road”
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I am absolutely obsessed with Emma Thompson’s outfits and off the charts lesbian swagger levels in “Down Cemetery Road”
Bringing back this meme because LFG
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Bringing back this meme because LFG
Thinking about this quote from Warren about an interaction with Summers
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Thinking about this quote from Warren about an interaction with Summers
“Presumed Guilty” by Erwin Chemerinsky is one of the best and most radicalizing legal books I’ve ever read and now I finally own a copy (thanks dad!) so I can lend it out to all my friends and hopefully radicalize them to be horrified at the legal protections police have.
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
“Presumed Guilty” by Erwin Chemerinsky is one of the best and most radicalizing legal books I’ve ever read and now I finally own a copy (thanks dad!) so I can lend it out to all my friends and hopefully radicalize them to be horrified at the legal protections police have.
New cat tree is popular among 1/2 cats
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
New cat tree is popular among 1/2 cats
There is a 30 rock reference for EVERYTHING
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
There is a 30 rock reference for EVERYTHING
Left on read by bowdoin 🥲lmao
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Left on read by bowdoin 🥲lmao
I found the best comment. Kinda niche but Bowdoin advertises how welcoming the campus is with this silly idea of the “Bowdoin hello”
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I found the best comment. Kinda niche but Bowdoin advertises how welcoming the campus is with this silly idea of the “Bowdoin hello”
Obsessed with Bowdoin being roasted by Bowdoin alums for their terrible, embarrassing post about Zohran winning.
November 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Obsessed with Bowdoin being roasted by Bowdoin alums for their terrible, embarrassing post about Zohran winning.
I learned that dick Cheney died from the American girl account
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I learned that dick Cheney died from the American girl account
Happy Halloween from kiriko and the warawara. The best ghibli masc
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Happy Halloween from kiriko and the warawara. The best ghibli masc
Happy National cat day😻
October 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Happy National cat day😻
It’s at the end . She didn’t go back afterwards afaik. Perhaps she wanted to rejoin this year and was denied - but that hasn’t been reported and I think we need to be precise when making the claim above bc there is so much misinformation and local violent rhetoric around this issue.
October 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It’s at the end . She didn’t go back afterwards afaik. Perhaps she wanted to rejoin this year and was denied - but that hasn’t been reported and I think we need to be precise when making the claim above bc there is so much misinformation and local violent rhetoric around this issue.
“People can change, we have to allow for growth” defenses of Graham Platner coming from the same group of people who held the fact the Elizabeth Warren was a Republican in the 1970s against her in 2020…
October 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“People can change, we have to allow for growth” defenses of Graham Platner coming from the same group of people who held the fact the Elizabeth Warren was a Republican in the 1970s against her in 2020…
20 years apart, my fifth grade drawing and today.
Thank you for inspiring me to be a scientist 💚
Thank you for inspiring me to be a scientist 💚
October 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
20 years apart, my fifth grade drawing and today.
Thank you for inspiring me to be a scientist 💚
Thank you for inspiring me to be a scientist 💚
EXCUSE ME WHO ALLOWED YOU TO BE THIS CUTE 😭
October 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
EXCUSE ME WHO ALLOWED YOU TO BE THIS CUTE 😭
Obsessed with this photo my mom took of my parents’ cat Finn 🥹🩷
October 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Obsessed with this photo my mom took of my parents’ cat Finn 🥹🩷
I found two academic journal articles about masc representation through Kiriko in Miyazaki’s Boy and the Heron and so excited people actually agree with my queer ghibli friend group’s analysis of her
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I found two academic journal articles about masc representation through Kiriko in Miyazaki’s Boy and the Heron and so excited people actually agree with my queer ghibli friend group’s analysis of her
Just showing the median and mean doesn’t tell you anything about the number of young people present lmaooo. I know I have a math brain bc I immediately thought of a counter example, properly weighted two Gaussians would give you that median/mean with plenty of young people!
October 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just showing the median and mean doesn’t tell you anything about the number of young people present lmaooo. I know I have a math brain bc I immediately thought of a counter example, properly weighted two Gaussians would give you that median/mean with plenty of young people!
!!! high school me who watched SNL religiously is freaking out
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
!!! high school me who watched SNL religiously is freaking out