Laura Manasewich
@lauramanasewich.bsky.social
Producer, Comedian, Actor, Little Sweetie
Day 8 of sporadically yelling NUEVA YOOOOL to the surprise and delight of no one.
February 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Day 8 of sporadically yelling NUEVA YOOOOL to the surprise and delight of no one.
My favorite part of Wuthering Heights was when my fiancé leaned over and whispered “I hate this movie.”
February 16, 2026 at 6:30 AM
My favorite part of Wuthering Heights was when my fiancé leaned over and whispered “I hate this movie.”
Petition to remove the phrase “popped one in her mouth” from all novels describing characters eating going forward.
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Petition to remove the phrase “popped one in her mouth” from all novels describing characters eating going forward.
The airport is so wild because it’s like I’d like to sit quietly and disassociate and this man feels like he needs to be talking about business so loudly at 6:48 AM.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The airport is so wild because it’s like I’d like to sit quietly and disassociate and this man feels like he needs to be talking about business so loudly at 6:48 AM.
And now, for the hottest shower my bones can weather. 🚿
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 AM
And now, for the hottest shower my bones can weather. 🚿
Everything feels like a full barf bag on a bumpy airplane.
Anyway, I’m going back to therapy on Monday.
Anyway, I’m going back to therapy on Monday.
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Everything feels like a full barf bag on a bumpy airplane.
Anyway, I’m going back to therapy on Monday.
Anyway, I’m going back to therapy on Monday.
I don’t have a resolution at this point but I am on three “journeys”:
1. Hydration
2. Protein
3. Holding on for dear life, just in general.
1. Hydration
2. Protein
3. Holding on for dear life, just in general.
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I don’t have a resolution at this point but I am on three “journeys”:
1. Hydration
2. Protein
3. Holding on for dear life, just in general.
1. Hydration
2. Protein
3. Holding on for dear life, just in general.
Reposted by Laura Manasewich
Even Ohtani just wants to go to bed
October 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Even Ohtani just wants to go to bed
Got home 5 hours after Game 3 started and somehow still got to see and 5.5 innings of baseball. #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Got home 5 hours after Game 3 started and somehow still got to see and 5.5 innings of baseball. #WorldSeries
Walk me through DeSantis’ name on someone’s Stand Up To Cancer sign during this World Series game?
Also walk me away from the Jonas Brothers having a little mid-game show bc yikes.
Also walk me away from the Jonas Brothers having a little mid-game show bc yikes.
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Walk me through DeSantis’ name on someone’s Stand Up To Cancer sign during this World Series game?
Also walk me away from the Jonas Brothers having a little mid-game show bc yikes.
Also walk me away from the Jonas Brothers having a little mid-game show bc yikes.
Trying to fall asleep to actual rain tonight as opposed to an app, but I’m too excited to hear it IRL I can’t get tired.
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Trying to fall asleep to actual rain tonight as opposed to an app, but I’m too excited to hear it IRL I can’t get tired.
Verizon is trying to ruin my life, I guess.
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Verizon is trying to ruin my life, I guess.
I was heading to bed and then my fiancé said “so I found my live journal today…”
September 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I was heading to bed and then my fiancé said “so I found my live journal today…”
Just checking in to let everyone know I’m very sleepy!
September 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Just checking in to let everyone know I’m very sleepy!
Didn’t have enough steps today so I marched around the living room for 25 minutes, hit my goal, endorphins are flying and it is - you guessed it - bedtime with nary a yawn in sight.
July 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Didn’t have enough steps today so I marched around the living room for 25 minutes, hit my goal, endorphins are flying and it is - you guessed it - bedtime with nary a yawn in sight.
I’ve slept through most of the last 4 days and now it’s one am and I am SUPER awake and this actually won’t do at all.
July 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I’ve slept through most of the last 4 days and now it’s one am and I am SUPER awake and this actually won’t do at all.
Shout out to my man, who warns me to cover my ears before he makes a smoothie bc the blender is too loud for my brain 😂❤️
July 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Shout out to my man, who warns me to cover my ears before he makes a smoothie bc the blender is too loud for my brain 😂❤️
Our short film Scooch Down is $5,502 away from being greenlit on Seed&Spark! We’ve got five days left and YOU can help us!
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A routine doctor’s visit becomes anything but, when a young woman with a few questions meets her eccentric doctor. In a time that feels like bodily autonomy is only a moment from being stripped away, hearing women's voices feels more important than ever.
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June 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Our short film Scooch Down is $5,502 away from being greenlit on Seed&Spark! We’ve got five days left and YOU can help us!
Pledge, follow and SHARE!
seedandspark.com/fund/scooch-... Scooch Down - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark
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Is there new Great British Baking Show coming soon? The tent can fix this. I know it.
June 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Is there new Great British Baking Show coming soon? The tent can fix this. I know it.
Reposted by Laura Manasewich
Zohran Mamdani, who recently cross-endorsed with Lander, called for the comptroller’s immediate release. “This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice,” said Mamdani.
Federal agents handcuff and detain New York City mayoral candidate
Brad Lander was taken into custody at an immigration court in Lower Manhattan.
www.motherjones.com
June 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Zohran Mamdani, who recently cross-endorsed with Lander, called for the comptroller’s immediate release. “This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice,” said Mamdani.
Hello Bluesky! @brihaynie.bsky.social and I are making a movie and we need your help. Do you like comedy? Had an awkward encounter at the doctor?Wish patients weren’t treated like pests?
Scooch Down is for you!
seedandspark.com/fund/scooch-... Scooch Down - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark
Scooch Down is for you!
seedandspark.com/fund/scooch-... Scooch Down - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark
Scooch Down - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark
A routine doctor’s visit becomes anything but, when a young woman with a few questions meets her eccentric doctor. In a time that feels like bodily autonomy is only a moment from being stripped away, hearing women's voices feels more important than ever.
seedandspark.com
June 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hello Bluesky! @brihaynie.bsky.social and I are making a movie and we need your help. Do you like comedy? Had an awkward encounter at the doctor?Wish patients weren’t treated like pests?
Scooch Down is for you!
seedandspark.com/fund/scooch-... Scooch Down - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark
Scooch Down is for you!
seedandspark.com/fund/scooch-... Scooch Down - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark
I’ve started saying “you knew who I was when you married me” which is fun because we won’t be married for another 10.5 months.
May 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I’ve started saying “you knew who I was when you married me” which is fun because we won’t be married for another 10.5 months.
A lot of awkward water cooler chats this post White Lotus Monday morning.
March 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A lot of awkward water cooler chats this post White Lotus Monday morning.
The thing about living in LA and having white male blindness is I either just stopped for Topher Grace at a crosswalk or I didn’t and I’ll literally never know.
March 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The thing about living in LA and having white male blindness is I either just stopped for Topher Grace at a crosswalk or I didn’t and I’ll literally never know.