I have an old friend from college who used to ask people to name five things they like about themselves, and he wouldn't count it if you said something like, "People say that I'm..."

I'm pretty sure the "holiday bug" is the original con crud.

Haha... I was especially motivated, because I took a break in early October, and came back to a big blank slate where I thought I'd left a project.

I don't think I've ever read a movie review that made me want to see a movie more than this has.

Every time people think they're being clever when they've really just invented a worse version of the public library...

Ah, there's the sound of constant screaming in my mind.

Yum. Last weekend, while I was busy, my husband made toffee chocolate chunk cookies with homemade toffee, which were delicious, but (he says) pretty labor intensive

I know that feeling. I wish I could magic your cake for you

😂🤣

Oh thank goodness. The only thing keeping me from drinking Monster up until now was that it wasn't...

*checks notes*

... dumb enough?

😔

I knew, theoretically, that that kind of nonsense had started. Still, it sucks to see.