Patrick “Patabulous” Aiken
@laughmissile.bsky.social
Lonely gay male seeks even lonelier gayer malier male.
People pay me to tell jokes.
📍PHX, AZ, USA, Earth, Milky Way, Universe, Multiverse, Existence
People pay me to tell jokes.
📍PHX, AZ, USA, Earth, Milky Way, Universe, Multiverse, Existence
Allll you Fascists bound to lose….
Resistance Revival Chorus with Rhiannon Giddens "All You Fascists Bound To Lose"
YouTube video by Resistance Revival Chorus
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Allll you Fascists bound to lose….
Nothing is safe.
Breaking!
Godzilla announces he is yielding to Trump Tariff Tax pressures and surrenders Oscar to Trump. Says “Hates it but only option to save Monster Island.”
Meanwhile Trump declares himself “Oscar WINNING KINg of MoNSTERSs!!”
#RadioFreeAmerica
Godzilla announces he is yielding to Trump Tariff Tax pressures and surrenders Oscar to Trump. Says “Hates it but only option to save Monster Island.”
Meanwhile Trump declares himself “Oscar WINNING KINg of MoNSTERSs!!”
#RadioFreeAmerica
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Nothing is safe.
“You and I lost everything… let’s stop and burn the roses”
Burn The Roses
YouTube video by Storefront Church - Topic
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
“You and I lost everything… let’s stop and burn the roses”
Got asked to MC an event - big announcement coming soon! 🥰
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Got asked to MC an event - big announcement coming soon! 🥰
Donna Kelce will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Donna Kelce will return in Avengers: Doomsday
@inkradio.bsky.social your fav Mark Lanegan track?
January 11, 2026 at 7:34 AM
@inkradio.bsky.social your fav Mark Lanegan track?
This chair has sat in this construction site for a couple weeks and now I check on it every day. It’s sparked many questions:
Who sits there?
Can I sit there?
Is it for time out?
Is there a desk or table to pair with it?
What questions do you have for/about the chair?
Who sits there?
Can I sit there?
Is it for time out?
Is there a desk or table to pair with it?
What questions do you have for/about the chair?
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
This chair has sat in this construction site for a couple weeks and now I check on it every day. It’s sparked many questions:
Who sits there?
Can I sit there?
Is it for time out?
Is there a desk or table to pair with it?
What questions do you have for/about the chair?
Who sits there?
Can I sit there?
Is it for time out?
Is there a desk or table to pair with it?
What questions do you have for/about the chair?
Feeling cute today.
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Feeling cute today.
Reposted by Patrick “Patabulous” Aiken
“Ya can’t keep a bad bitch down”
Guess that means I’m a good bitch. 🫠
Guess that means I’m a good bitch. 🫠
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
“Ya can’t keep a bad bitch down”
Guess that means I’m a good bitch. 🫠
Guess that means I’m a good bitch. 🫠
Name that Pokemon!
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The answer is: jk it’s paint coming off the wall. Thanks for playing!
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The answer is: jk it’s paint coming off the wall. Thanks for playing!
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Name that Pokemon!
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The answer is: jk it’s paint coming off the wall. Thanks for playing!
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The answer is: jk it’s paint coming off the wall. Thanks for playing!
New Year New Me - I'm replying all to every email. 😎
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
New Year New Me - I'm replying all to every email. 😎
Just got cut off by someone with a Coexist bumper sticker 😡
April 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Just got cut off by someone with a Coexist bumper sticker 😡
Michael B. Jordan turns me into Patrick B. Thirstin' 🥵
April 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Michael B. Jordan turns me into Patrick B. Thirstin' 🥵
Reposted by Patrick “Patabulous” Aiken
The man in charge of running America's health is a former heroin addict.
I fear all of his efforts to Make America Healthy Again will be in vein.
I fear all of his efforts to Make America Healthy Again will be in vein.
March 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The man in charge of running America's health is a former heroin addict.
I fear all of his efforts to Make America Healthy Again will be in vein.
I fear all of his efforts to Make America Healthy Again will be in vein.
Supercross is dirt bike racing?
Sounds like a Jesus amusement park…
Sounds like a Jesus amusement park…
January 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Supercross is dirt bike racing?
Sounds like a Jesus amusement park…
Sounds like a Jesus amusement park…