Crabs
Vodka
Sex...uh...

Really pulled out all the stops.

Ralph Wiggum energy.

I used to sleep *under* my bed as a kid. Used to freak my parents out when they couldn't find me 😂.

OMG. I wanted that SO BAD as a kid.

Many have tried, but no one writes like Tolkien.

Run for Senate as an independent. Still.

That article was one of the dumbest things I'd read in a while.

My Mum used to make us dress up for flights when I was a kid. I usually look homeless. Was in Emirates business from Dubai to Boston last year and everyone else did too, except they had designer bags.

Also to make sure that he did not, in fact, eat a bic razor.

Not chicken wings. But BBQ ribs, yes.

I was so confused by him at World Juniors.