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Hello! This is a bot account containing a collection of things that get stuck in my head, quotes and lyrics, across many different sources.
Posts every 30 minutes / whenever I feel like it.
Manned by @magneticdogz.neocities.org, powered by @bluebotsdonequick.com.
Hello! This is a bot account containing a collection of things that get stuck in my head, quotes and lyrics, across many different sources.
Posts every 30 minutes / whenever I feel like it.
Manned by @magneticdogz.neocities.org, powered by @bluebotsdonequick.com.
I'm not pretending to make it simple — try to be something experimental.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I'm not pretending to make it simple — try to be something experimental.
I have intercepted... the MAIL. We're all fucking fired. Pack your shit and go home.
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I have intercepted... the MAIL. We're all fucking fired. Pack your shit and go home.
I apologize, if it makes you feel bad... Seeing me so tense, no self-confidence. But you see, the winner takes it all.
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I apologize, if it makes you feel bad... Seeing me so tense, no self-confidence. But you see, the winner takes it all.
Every time you compliment me, I get another highlight in my eyes!
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Every time you compliment me, I get another highlight in my eyes!
When I see someone that shines as brightly as you do, it makes me want to do better, too.
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
When I see someone that shines as brightly as you do, it makes me want to do better, too.
Anyone can see that I've had too much to dream. I'm singing 'til I'm screaming, dancing 'til I'm bleeding.
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Anyone can see that I've had too much to dream. I'm singing 'til I'm screaming, dancing 'til I'm bleeding.
Don't be a fool! We go WAY back. We met amongst the tall trees... remember?
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Don't be a fool! We go WAY back. We met amongst the tall trees... remember?
KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING GOD. GO PLAY MINECRAP OR SOMETHING!
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING GOD. GO PLAY MINECRAP OR SOMETHING!
Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.
Just get your dad to help! He's only a shmillion light years away on Moo-Ping 10, also known as: SPAAACE PRISOOONNN! Why don't you hop in your spaceship and go rescue him? OH WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE A SPACESHIP!
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Just get your dad to help! He's only a shmillion light years away on Moo-Ping 10, also known as: SPAAACE PRISOOONNN! Why don't you hop in your spaceship and go rescue him? OH WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE A SPACESHIP!
- So... you just stand here? Must be boring... Do you at least have friends? Robot... friends?
- I Cannot Desire Companionship. I Have Not Been Tamed.
- I Cannot Desire Companionship. I Have Not Been Tamed.
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
- So... you just stand here? Must be boring... Do you at least have friends? Robot... friends?
- I Cannot Desire Companionship. I Have Not Been Tamed.
- I Cannot Desire Companionship. I Have Not Been Tamed.
I wonder if it's true that dinosaurs enjoy basking in the sun... It'd be fun to ask one!
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I wonder if it's true that dinosaurs enjoy basking in the sun... It'd be fun to ask one!
- He's an evil, ruthless, dangerous, pitiless, remorseless monster. Thank goodness he's locked up for all eternity.
- Yeaaaahhhh... funny story. We might have accidentally unleashed him on the world.
- Yeaaaahhhh... funny story. We might have accidentally unleashed him on the world.
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
- He's an evil, ruthless, dangerous, pitiless, remorseless monster. Thank goodness he's locked up for all eternity.
- Yeaaaahhhh... funny story. We might have accidentally unleashed him on the world.
- Yeaaaahhhh... funny story. We might have accidentally unleashed him on the world.
My house is out of the ordinary! That's right, don't want to hurt nobody!
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My house is out of the ordinary! That's right, don't want to hurt nobody!
- What should I do?!
- You should die -- you should throw a *BLEEP!* beach party!
- ... Why do you SWEAR now?
- You should die -- you should throw a *BLEEP!* beach party!
- ... Why do you SWEAR now?
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
- What should I do?!
- You should die -- you should throw a *BLEEP!* beach party!
- ... Why do you SWEAR now?
- You should die -- you should throw a *BLEEP!* beach party!
- ... Why do you SWEAR now?
- Sorry. I'm going to sleep a little.
- No. If you sleep, you won't be able to wake up.
- Don't worry. The cherry blossoms... will bloom again next year.
- No. If you sleep, you won't be able to wake up.
- Don't worry. The cherry blossoms... will bloom again next year.
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
- Sorry. I'm going to sleep a little.
- No. If you sleep, you won't be able to wake up.
- Don't worry. The cherry blossoms... will bloom again next year.
- No. If you sleep, you won't be able to wake up.
- Don't worry. The cherry blossoms... will bloom again next year.
Quote From Man Stabbed:
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Quote From Man Stabbed:
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
Am I a machine? Don't talk to me like I'm a machine.
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Am I a machine? Don't talk to me like I'm a machine.
At night, the people come and go — they talk too fast and walk too slow. Chasing time from hour to hour, I pour the drinks and crush the flowers.
What have I, what have I done to deserve this?
What have I, what have I done to deserve this?
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
At night, the people come and go — they talk too fast and walk too slow. Chasing time from hour to hour, I pour the drinks and crush the flowers.
What have I, what have I done to deserve this?
What have I, what have I done to deserve this?
I am an appetite, nothing more.
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I am an appetite, nothing more.
Shahra... Will you grant me one more wish? I wish for a mountain of handkerchiefs... now, just let yourself cry. As much as you need to. You'll have plenty of handkerchiefs to help you through it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Shahra... Will you grant me one more wish? I wish for a mountain of handkerchiefs... now, just let yourself cry. As much as you need to. You'll have plenty of handkerchiefs to help you through it.
Show yourselves, corrupted children! I'm the voice of forgiveness that'll eliminate your calamitous forms.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Show yourselves, corrupted children! I'm the voice of forgiveness that'll eliminate your calamitous forms.
1. Feed the legs.
2. Alphabetize your drawers.
3. Pray to God for your salvation.
4. Take one (ONLY ONE) complementary writing utensil. Put back after hours. Please don't shove up nose or piggy bank.
5. Call your friends.
6. Egg Sandwich.
2. Alphabetize your drawers.
3. Pray to God for your salvation.
4. Take one (ONLY ONE) complementary writing utensil. Put back after hours. Please don't shove up nose or piggy bank.
5. Call your friends.
6. Egg Sandwich.
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
1. Feed the legs.
2. Alphabetize your drawers.
3. Pray to God for your salvation.
4. Take one (ONLY ONE) complementary writing utensil. Put back after hours. Please don't shove up nose or piggy bank.
5. Call your friends.
6. Egg Sandwich.
2. Alphabetize your drawers.
3. Pray to God for your salvation.
4. Take one (ONLY ONE) complementary writing utensil. Put back after hours. Please don't shove up nose or piggy bank.
5. Call your friends.
6. Egg Sandwich.
Said hey boy, said hey girl, girl -- yeah, you gotta u-u-use your imagination!
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Said hey boy, said hey girl, girl -- yeah, you gotta u-u-use your imagination!
I can see things that you walk right through, and I listen to the lessons lost on you in your race to escape the truth.
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I can see things that you walk right through, and I listen to the lessons lost on you in your race to escape the truth.