Firsterz Lasterz
@lasterz.bsky.social
30. Sometimes online. she/her
🔞 No minors whatsoever.
🔞 No minors whatsoever.
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baby goat centaur doodles from a million years ago still make me happy
January 17, 2026 at 8:27 PM
baby goat centaur doodles from a million years ago still make me happy
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Seen in Minneapolis this morning
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Seen in Minneapolis this morning
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Maxx failed Portal test chamber 00.
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Maxx failed Portal test chamber 00.
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"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"
January 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"
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Have you shown your favorite monster some love lately?
🦊❤️🐺
#OC #TraditionalArt #Monster #Werewolf #Comic #ccZayne #ccScarlet
🦊❤️🐺
#OC #TraditionalArt #Monster #Werewolf #Comic #ccZayne #ccScarlet
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Have you shown your favorite monster some love lately?
🦊❤️🐺
#OC #TraditionalArt #Monster #Werewolf #Comic #ccZayne #ccScarlet
🦊❤️🐺
#OC #TraditionalArt #Monster #Werewolf #Comic #ccZayne #ccScarlet
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The creative process 🖌✨
August 22, 2024 at 3:18 PM
The creative process 🖌✨
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
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I got swallowed by a tube
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I got swallowed by a tube
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This is shockingly out of touch, please donate your money to the communities that are being attacked by masked federal agents.
Also, in-person precinct caucuses are a terrible idea, there are immigrant families who haven’t left their houses in weeks.
Also, in-person precinct caucuses are a terrible idea, there are immigrant families who haven’t left their houses in weeks.
So friends, I launched a campaign to raise money for the Democratic Party of Minnesota (@dfl.org) to help them combat ICE's lawless assault. MN Dem Party Chair Richard Carlbom joined me for the kickoff. Learn more, donate, and let's rally for the courageous people of Minnesota, together! 👇
We launched a new campaign to help the courageous people of Minnesota. Learn more and join us 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/a-new-camp...
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/a-new-camp...
January 17, 2026 at 4:40 PM
This is shockingly out of touch, please donate your money to the communities that are being attacked by masked federal agents.
Also, in-person precinct caucuses are a terrible idea, there are immigrant families who haven’t left their houses in weeks.
Also, in-person precinct caucuses are a terrible idea, there are immigrant families who haven’t left their houses in weeks.
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He was really horny
December 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
He was really horny
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im so sorry..
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
im so sorry..
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee
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i dont really have a caption for this im just being an embarrassing kinnie and @castesystem.bsky.social facilitated it
January 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
i dont really have a caption for this im just being an embarrassing kinnie and @castesystem.bsky.social facilitated it
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Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI
Spencer, WI
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Nutz Deep II North
Spencer, WI
Spencer, WI
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And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.
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Comission from the always amazing @nommz.bsky.social of Tybalt taking a break to wash off in one of the oases in Carabas, with some people taking the risk of boating out on the water for a closer view.
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Comission from the always amazing @nommz.bsky.social of Tybalt taking a break to wash off in one of the oases in Carabas, with some people taking the risk of boating out on the water for a closer view.
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She's all growl AND all bite 👊
April 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
She's all growl AND all bite 👊
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Big coat for Ralph! What do you think of his new outfit?
Just a little personal doodle between work for fun.
#Chesschireart
Just a little personal doodle between work for fun.
#Chesschireart
January 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Big coat for Ralph! What do you think of his new outfit?
Just a little personal doodle between work for fun.
#Chesschireart
Just a little personal doodle between work for fun.
#Chesschireart
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I was hired to illustrate stills of Xiaolong's limited alt for [AnotherEidos of Dragonvein R]! This pervy old man really loves using his body to get the undivided attention of eager virgin men 💦
You can obtain the scene from the interaction screen if you own him! #アナドスR #xiaolong #anothereidos
You can obtain the scene from the interaction screen if you own him! #アナドスR #xiaolong #anothereidos
January 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I was hired to illustrate stills of Xiaolong's limited alt for [AnotherEidos of Dragonvein R]! This pervy old man really loves using his body to get the undivided attention of eager virgin men 💦
You can obtain the scene from the interaction screen if you own him! #アナドスR #xiaolong #anothereidos
You can obtain the scene from the interaction screen if you own him! #アナドスR #xiaolong #anothereidos
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good pokemon that i love
January 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
good pokemon that i love
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David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.