Lassoism - For the love of Ted Lasso
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Exploring the wonder and delight that is Ted Lasso. #TedLasso #Quotes
The idea behind every trick play is to have chaos rain down upon your opponents and stun them. Much like the lava did to those poor folks in Pompeii. / Ted Lasso S01E10 The Hope that Kills You #TedLasso
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
The idea behind every trick play is to have chaos rain down upon your opponents and stun them. Much like the lava did to those poor folks in Pompeii. / Ted Lasso S01E10 The Hope that Kills You #TedLasso
Keeley: Oh, no. Don't tell me your password was "password." Jamie.
Jamie: Yeah. Well, to be fair, I did think I'd fool 'em 'cause I spelled it with two S's. / Ted Lasso S03E08 We'll Never Have Paris
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Jamie: Yeah. Well, to be fair, I did think I'd fool 'em 'cause I spelled it with two S's. / Ted Lasso S03E08 We'll Never Have Paris
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November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Keeley: Oh, no. Don't tell me your password was "password." Jamie.
Jamie: Yeah. Well, to be fair, I did think I'd fool 'em 'cause I spelled it with two S's. / Ted Lasso S03E08 We'll Never Have Paris
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Jamie: Yeah. Well, to be fair, I did think I'd fool 'em 'cause I spelled it with two S's. / Ted Lasso S03E08 We'll Never Have Paris
#TedLasso
I didn't know Oscar Wilde was dead. Some of his quotes feel so modern, so of our time. / Ted Lasso S03E08 We'll Never Have Paris
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November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I didn't know Oscar Wilde was dead. Some of his quotes feel so modern, so of our time. / Ted Lasso S03E08 We'll Never Have Paris
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#TedLasso
Do you know J.K. Rowling has more money than the Queen? ...I like the idea of someone becoming rich, because of what they gave to the world. Not just because of who their family is. / Ted Lasso S01E06 Two Aces #TedLasso
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Do you know J.K. Rowling has more money than the Queen? ...I like the idea of someone becoming rich, because of what they gave to the world. Not just because of who their family is. / Ted Lasso S01E06 Two Aces #TedLasso
The Hall of Mirrors at Linderhof Palace in Germany, because if she agreed, I'd be surrounded by a thousand yeses. / Ted Lasso S03E08 We'll Never Have Paris
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November 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
The Hall of Mirrors at Linderhof Palace in Germany, because if she agreed, I'd be surrounded by a thousand yeses. / Ted Lasso S03E08 We'll Never Have Paris
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Ted: This is bleak, yeah? I mean, look at it out there. Looks like a Renaissance painting portraying masculine melancholy. / Ted Lasso S02E12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success #TedLasso
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ted: This is bleak, yeah? I mean, look at it out there. Looks like a Renaissance painting portraying masculine melancholy. / Ted Lasso S02E12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success #TedLasso
I promised the boys we'd watch Empire Strikes Back tonight, and I have to get my thoughts together for when they ask about Luke and Leia making out. / Ted Lasso S02E01 Goodbye Earl #TedLasso
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I promised the boys we'd watch Empire Strikes Back tonight, and I have to get my thoughts together for when they ask about Luke and Leia making out. / Ted Lasso S02E01 Goodbye Earl #TedLasso
Keeley: Hi, Barbara. That's a nice outfit.
Barbara: Oh, thank you. Yes. I like clothes that tell the truth. / Ted Lasso S03E10 International Break #TedLasso
Barbara: Oh, thank you. Yes. I like clothes that tell the truth. / Ted Lasso S03E10 International Break #TedLasso
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Keeley: Hi, Barbara. That's a nice outfit.
Barbara: Oh, thank you. Yes. I like clothes that tell the truth. / Ted Lasso S03E10 International Break #TedLasso
Barbara: Oh, thank you. Yes. I like clothes that tell the truth. / Ted Lasso S03E10 International Break #TedLasso
Gentlemen, I am, by nature, a believer. Ghosts, spirit guides, aliens. Still, I can't actually tell you what lives beyond our physical world and what doesn't. What I can tell you, is that with the exception of the wit and wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes, not much lasts forever. / Ted Lasso S01E06 Two…
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Gentlemen, I am, by nature, a believer. Ghosts, spirit guides, aliens. Still, I can't actually tell you what lives beyond our physical world and what doesn't. What I can tell you, is that with the exception of the wit and wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes, not much lasts forever. / Ted Lasso S01E06 Two…
You coaching football. Mate, you are a legend for doing something so stupid. I mean, it's mental. They're gonna fuc$ing murder you. / Ted Lasso S01E01 Pilot #TedLasso
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You coaching football. Mate, you are a legend for doing something so stupid. I mean, it's mental. They're gonna fuc$ing murder you. / Ted Lasso S01E01 Pilot #TedLasso
You have an amazing offer for a new reality show in Ibiza. How do you feel about taking ecstasy every night for three straight weeks? / Ted Lasso S02E02 Lavender #TedLasso
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You have an amazing offer for a new reality show in Ibiza. How do you feel about taking ecstasy every night for three straight weeks? / Ted Lasso S02E02 Lavender #TedLasso
There's someone in my life now who... maybe it's chemicals or maybe it's pheromones, but... I wanna be with her all the time. Is that love, or do I just have a problem? / Ted Lasso S02E09 Beard After Hours #TedLasso
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
There's someone in my life now who... maybe it's chemicals or maybe it's pheromones, but... I wanna be with her all the time. Is that love, or do I just have a problem? / Ted Lasso S02E09 Beard After Hours #TedLasso
We're near The Hague. We can go to the International Court of Justice. Poke around. Ask some questions. / Ted Lasso S03E06 Sunflowers #TedLasso
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
We're near The Hague. We can go to the International Court of Justice. Poke around. Ask some questions. / Ted Lasso S03E06 Sunflowers #TedLasso
Well, you know my philosophy when it comes to cats, babies and apologies, Coach. You gotta let 'em come to you. / Ted Lasso S02E12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success #TedLasso
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Well, you know my philosophy when it comes to cats, babies and apologies, Coach. You gotta let 'em come to you. / Ted Lasso S02E12 Inverting the Pyramid of Success #TedLasso