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Ashimaru Sanade
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Gay divo idiot demon boi

Oh you're an AI artist? *tosses you a pen and a paper*
I wanna see Omniman fight Broly
February 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I wonder what would happen if the ones in power own and control everything down to the smallest speck of the omniverse
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Oh, yeah, I got older yesterday
February 4, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Ah, a game dev is following me

It's like a friend of mine gave me her power or something like that
January 28, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Trojan Horse
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Each time the Bluesky team posts something, people ask them to add an edit button or a private account setting

I'm all for it but y'all became predictable

Shake it up a little, Zeus dammit!
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Horse?
January 25, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Equus ferus caballus
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Horse!
January 18, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Horse
January 16, 2026 at 12:07 PM
In other news

Uggggh why do I require other people for a Zodiac Weapon? (Final Fantasy XIV)
January 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Oooh, so we're cashtaging now huh?

I wonder how $HORSE is doing
January 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Okay but what would happen if you divorce a horse?
January 14, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Heh, imagine a horse singing "Amazing Horse"
January 10, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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my son... he is sick......
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Y'know, if I were to be president, I would make a sword whose blade is ⅓ blue gold, ⅓ white gold and ⅓ red gold

And the hilt? Ehhhh, dunno yet, I would say Francium but it's unstable
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I wanna die an excruciating death so that my scream of agony would feel liberating

Eh, it'll pass
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Happy new chapter of 2020

...Hoo boy, I'm Rick Sanchez, thinking it will also go to shit
January 1, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Sophia (Guildmarm) when Brachydios
a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Kay scientific side of Bluesky

Is there something about someone's desire for chaos that is proportional to the politician's desire for order?
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I like my alcoholic beverages as much as I'm straight
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Should something like what happens in Drakengard's Chapter XII happening IRL so that the govs and equivalents stop their bullshit?

Oh gods I need a break from the world fklejflejdlebdlzjfldjdkdj
December 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Okay, I HAVE to ask this

Why is it Rouge and not Rogue? And why is it Die and not Dice?
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Maaaaan this has GOT to be the worst uh... wait, how do you say décennie in English?

Anyway, this has GOT to be the worst [décennie in English] of this millennia

*cue time traveler telling me another [décennie in English] is even worse than this one*
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Help, thoughts of chainsaw-wielding zombie huntress and a septet of technicolor girls (and family and crush) are mixing up
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM