laserdog.bsky.social
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I guess I need to put something here.

Maybe all my excess existential dread?
Skeletor is very mad that BeastMan tripped and dumped a weird purple goo all over the forged papers that were going to grant him the land deed to Castle Greyskull.
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Typical person on the internet, not even grateful that I keep the world from ending by never forgetting to flick the light switch on and off 5 times each time I enter a room.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
a man with a mustache wearing a grey sweater
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a grey sweater
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Where are all the Topology majors when we need them?

Perhaps we can finally unify Flat Earthers and sane people under the banner "The Earth Has No Holes".
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
+Respect.
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The octopus was VERY scary.
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Wait, I'm supposed to believe that accountability MIGHT finally be coming for Trump in a way he can't wiggle out of AND Chuck Schumer did something competent?

As a Democrat I am not sure how to process either of these pieces of seemingly impossible news.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Which is also just a subset of desperately wanting the convenience and power to treat human beings as things rather than people.
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I honestly think it would take under 30 seconds *per year* of being online to know who to vote for every two years.
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Honest question, IS IT impeachable?

Like, i agree it SHOULD be, but can't congress members do... pretty much the exact same thing?
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Especially given how ham they went on Arthur.
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I will say, that the intro training I got on sex/gender/identity as a PAX Enforcer (more than a decade ago) was one of the BEST clearest I've ever seen.
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I do this, except for the names of dogs of people I often meet.

I know over a dozen dog names and ZERO human names.
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I would honestly love a poll to ask people how many times the president has been indicted and convicted of various counts, as I feel like... Very few could answer that correctly.
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It is a very 2008 take on social media.

Back when Facebook was powered only by "Likes".

Conservatives are the ones living in a "Confirmation Bias Fueled Bubble".

Liberals are caught in a "Damage Report" daily cycle of reading the literal news and being fueled by impotent rage.
November 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The problem, is that Old "Institutional Democrats" who likely are incapable of imagining another path other than blind faith "that the institutions will hold" are the leaders of the opposition party.

Time for them to step aside and let people who are capable of rising to the moment lead.
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I was thinking of Joesph Smith.
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Please find an example of a cult of personality where that worked.

I can think of... one, but it is certainly not common, and honestly, the man is a bit one of a kind in the way he has managed to hole up in American's psyche.
October 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Exactly.

Reasons all is not lost:
* Cults of personality with a geriatric leader are NOT permanent things
* For all you GenXers, remember, there is always a moment in He-Man where it looks like Skeletor's plan is going perfectly, but his greed, avarice and incompetent motley crew biff things up.
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM