Lard ̶c̶o̶w̶ hog 🐽
@lardcow.bsky.social
The lardcow, ever growing fat fuck. Alter ego of a certain yeen. Taken. 20s, Any pronouns, gender is a fuck | $lardsome if you wanna fatten up the cow, ask for paypal 🐮 | DMS open~ | No minors |
Already giving in… it’s so easy to just pump it in… 😵💫🐷
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Already giving in… it’s so easy to just pump it in… 😵💫🐷
This will be the only way I consume boost from now on 🥴 1600 calories in less than 10 seconds… fuck 😵💫
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This will be the only way I consume boost from now on 🥴 1600 calories in less than 10 seconds… fuck 😵💫
Tummy Tuesday, hot lard delivery
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Tummy Tuesday, hot lard delivery
6xl can’t contain my gut anymore, can’t help but wonder why
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
6xl can’t contain my gut anymore, can’t help but wonder why
Sometimes you have to stop and inspect the damage all of those calories have been doing, and wonder, “how can I be even worse…”
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sometimes you have to stop and inspect the damage all of those calories have been doing, and wonder, “how can I be even worse…”
I still try to get onlyfans going from time to time but they’re very uncooperative. Justforfans has me in limbo, so I might have to look for other options :/
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I still try to get onlyfans going from time to time but they’re very uncooperative. Justforfans has me in limbo, so I might have to look for other options :/
No, I don’t think I really want tattoos in general on my belly
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
No, I don’t think I really want tattoos in general on my belly
Hopeless lardass is helplessly horny after chugging more boost with its massive dinner. God what a fat fuck… make them worse, enable their unhealthiest habits, force them fatter by any means 😈
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Hopeless lardass is helplessly horny after chugging more boost with its massive dinner. God what a fat fuck… make them worse, enable their unhealthiest habits, force them fatter by any means 😈
I started to tryout gaining around 2017, I went full on probably around 2021 when I lost my last job and kinda spiraled into a neet fatass lifestyle
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I started to tryout gaining around 2017, I went full on probably around 2021 when I lost my last job and kinda spiraled into a neet fatass lifestyle
I feel like it comes with the size I’m wanting to get to. Don’t get me wrong, I do try to keep my health in check at least a tiny bit, but sometimes the consequences are hotter ngl
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I feel like it comes with the size I’m wanting to get to. Don’t get me wrong, I do try to keep my health in check at least a tiny bit, but sometimes the consequences are hotter ngl
Sometimes, my gut hangs out of basically all of my shirts so…
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sometimes, my gut hangs out of basically all of my shirts so…
Always! Big fast food binges also work 😉
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Always! Big fast food binges also work 😉
I’m not big on belly button stuff honestly. I mean feel free to but I’m not going to get much out of it sadly
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I’m not big on belly button stuff honestly. I mean feel free to but I’m not going to get much out of it sadly
Can’t stop. Need more. Feed. Fatten. Grow. Feed. Fatten. Grow. Descend further. Pile in lard. Feed. Fatten grow. Exploit this hog. Fatten it. Feed it. Grow it. Pamper it. Enable its gluttony. Worship its lard. Feed. Fatten. Grow. Feed. Fatten. Grow.
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Can’t stop. Need more. Feed. Fatten. Grow. Feed. Fatten. Grow. Descend further. Pile in lard. Feed. Fatten grow. Exploit this hog. Fatten it. Feed it. Grow it. Pamper it. Enable its gluttony. Worship its lard. Feed. Fatten. Grow. Feed. Fatten. Grow.
Think I’m really starting to get to megachub territory, especially if I keep eating like this…
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Think I’m really starting to get to megachub territory, especially if I keep eating like this…
In the kitchen, looking for more, where else would I be
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
In the kitchen, looking for more, where else would I be
Face down, ass up, shoving pie in messily because this lardass hog can’t help themselves. Fucking fatass…
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Face down, ass up, shoving pie in messily because this lardass hog can’t help themselves. Fucking fatass…
You guys really want me fucking immobile huh…
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You guys really want me fucking immobile huh…
Need to reach megachub status asap. Topping off a decent binge with some liquid calories 😈 can’t believe how out of breath I was here just chugging and wobbling around…
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Need to reach megachub status asap. Topping off a decent binge with some liquid calories 😈 can’t believe how out of breath I was here just chugging and wobbling around…
Everything is getting harder. Getting up from bed, waddling, dressing myself… But I know you’re going to make it worse. I’m helpless to resist the feedings and boost, and you know I’m going to end up immobile. Why not speed up the process and get me a nice binge? 😈
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Everything is getting harder. Getting up from bed, waddling, dressing myself… But I know you’re going to make it worse. I’m helpless to resist the feedings and boost, and you know I’m going to end up immobile. Why not speed up the process and get me a nice binge? 😈
I’m practically wasting away here… you know you can fatten up this fat fucking lardpile even more 😈 make me a real hog 🐽
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m practically wasting away here… you know you can fatten up this fat fucking lardpile even more 😈 make me a real hog 🐽
That’s the last time that fat fucking cow puts on a cursed pig hood… Guess they need a real hog to take over to show them how fat they can really get 😈 Hope this cow doesn’t mind if I borrow their body and add some weight for a while~ 🐽🐽😈
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That’s the last time that fat fucking cow puts on a cursed pig hood… Guess they need a real hog to take over to show them how fat they can really get 😈 Hope this cow doesn’t mind if I borrow their body and add some weight for a while~ 🐽🐽😈
So crowded down there
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
So crowded down there
Every inch of my body is filling out with lard, and it’s still nowhere near enough
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Every inch of my body is filling out with lard, and it’s still nowhere near enough