Lapis O. Aetharia
@lapis-a.bsky.social
A dumbass that steals your memes and sees the world with a lack of whimsy.
P.S. I see this a lot in posts, so here.
Age: 22.
P.S. I see this a lot in posts, so here.
Age: 22.
One thing I know about anime: just give them food. It's almost always the solution to everything.
Quoting a candy bar slogan: you're not you when you're hungry.
Quoting a candy bar slogan: you're not you when you're hungry.
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 AM
One thing I know about anime: just give them food. It's almost always the solution to everything.
Quoting a candy bar slogan: you're not you when you're hungry.
Quoting a candy bar slogan: you're not you when you're hungry.
An emotional punching bag or a physical one? I am surprisingly resilient emotionally
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
An emotional punching bag or a physical one? I am surprisingly resilient emotionally
Who's July? I don't watch anime too often.
Am I screwed? I'm screwed aren't I?
Am I screwed? I'm screwed aren't I?
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Who's July? I don't watch anime too often.
Am I screwed? I'm screwed aren't I?
Am I screwed? I'm screwed aren't I?
My response to the writers of that article:
a man in a hawaiian shirt is saying `` spank you , helpy helperton `` .
Alt: Ace Ventura with a killin' hairdo, in a hawaiian shirt is saying "spank you, helpy helperton" with enough sarcasm to fight god.
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My response to the writers of that article:
Same here, though I am working again tomorrow.. so we'll see how this turns out.
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Same here, though I am working again tomorrow.. so we'll see how this turns out.
I called it in yesterday's post... if only I had an extra action point to cast silvery barbs.
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I called it in yesterday's post... if only I had an extra action point to cast silvery barbs.
4 on the main roll.
Plus 7 for bardic inspiration.
11 in total.
Considering what happened this morning, I say that's a failing roll.
Plus 7 for bardic inspiration.
11 in total.
Considering what happened this morning, I say that's a failing roll.
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
4 on the main roll.
Plus 7 for bardic inspiration.
11 in total.
Considering what happened this morning, I say that's a failing roll.
Plus 7 for bardic inspiration.
11 in total.
Considering what happened this morning, I say that's a failing roll.
Work. Cola delivery had to reorganize their products because their stuff was in the wrong order.
Boss ordered the wrong coffee filters.
Couldn't find the right coffee among the rest of the bs..... and of course corporate had to have the bad idea of limiting the drink refills to 64 floz.
Boss ordered the wrong coffee filters.
Couldn't find the right coffee among the rest of the bs..... and of course corporate had to have the bad idea of limiting the drink refills to 64 floz.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Work. Cola delivery had to reorganize their products because their stuff was in the wrong order.
Boss ordered the wrong coffee filters.
Couldn't find the right coffee among the rest of the bs..... and of course corporate had to have the bad idea of limiting the drink refills to 64 floz.
Boss ordered the wrong coffee filters.
Couldn't find the right coffee among the rest of the bs..... and of course corporate had to have the bad idea of limiting the drink refills to 64 floz.
Not even 6am.
looks like the powers that be rolled for us... and bardic inspiration couldn't help.
looks like the powers that be rolled for us... and bardic inspiration couldn't help.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Not even 6am.
looks like the powers that be rolled for us... and bardic inspiration couldn't help.
looks like the powers that be rolled for us... and bardic inspiration couldn't help.
I'll get bardic inspiration ready.
I can smell it in the air.
Tuesday's gonna be fun for somebody.
I can smell it in the air.
Tuesday's gonna be fun for somebody.
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I'll get bardic inspiration ready.
I can smell it in the air.
Tuesday's gonna be fun for somebody.
I can smell it in the air.
Tuesday's gonna be fun for somebody.
It's iphone, that's how and why.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It's iphone, that's how and why.
Considering my logic is flawed in the image, yes.
But I still stand by my conclusion: soup is very good for you.
But I still stand by my conclusion: soup is very good for you.
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Considering my logic is flawed in the image, yes.
But I still stand by my conclusion: soup is very good for you.
But I still stand by my conclusion: soup is very good for you.
Granted, my argument is flawed... but I dare you to make a sandwich, salad, and a soup using the same ingredients.
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Granted, my argument is flawed... but I dare you to make a sandwich, salad, and a soup using the same ingredients.
Wrong Lapis, but alright.
November 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Wrong Lapis, but alright.
I have had soup... I just don't agree with the "soup sucks ass" post.
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I have had soup... I just don't agree with the "soup sucks ass" post.
... what in the fuck?
I still stand by this: soups are very good for you.
I still stand by this: soups are very good for you.
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
... what in the fuck?
I still stand by this: soups are very good for you.
I still stand by this: soups are very good for you.
I'm sorry, but the whimsy has been lost during shipping. You may file a complaint in 1-2 business months, and receive a reply whenever we decide to clear out our complaints box.
Thank you!
Thank you!
November 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I'm sorry, but the whimsy has been lost during shipping. You may file a complaint in 1-2 business months, and receive a reply whenever we decide to clear out our complaints box.
Thank you!
Thank you!
It removes the billionaires, but it also kills the stock market. Do you push the bu-
Everyone pushed the button.
Everyone will push the button.
Everyone will become happy.
The only ones who will suffer are the rich, but they will be gone.
Do it. Push the button.
Everyone pushed the button.
Everyone will push the button.
Everyone will become happy.
The only ones who will suffer are the rich, but they will be gone.
Do it. Push the button.
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
It removes the billionaires, but it also kills the stock market. Do you push the bu-
Everyone pushed the button.
Everyone will push the button.
Everyone will become happy.
The only ones who will suffer are the rich, but they will be gone.
Do it. Push the button.
Everyone pushed the button.
Everyone will push the button.
Everyone will become happy.
The only ones who will suffer are the rich, but they will be gone.
Do it. Push the button.
...
Hey Johnny, play that one about falling down the stairs!
*rapid thudding*
*piano key slam*
I love it!
Hey Johnny, play that one about falling down the stairs!
*rapid thudding*
*piano key slam*
I love it!
October 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
...
Hey Johnny, play that one about falling down the stairs!
*rapid thudding*
*piano key slam*
I love it!
Hey Johnny, play that one about falling down the stairs!
*rapid thudding*
*piano key slam*
I love it!
