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lanedami.bsky.social
Alex
@lanedami.bsky.social
120 followers 260 following 1.9K posts
16, professional fuckface
He/him, she/her - Pan - monogamous and taken
Pfp: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2122621
https://en.pronouns.page/@AlexLanedami
https://alanedami.straw.page/
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lanedami.bsky.social
POV: You're a door who just snagged my jumper when I'm aboutta miss the bus
(You're getting the Bruce Lee treatment)
Random ass guy kicking your ass
December 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
Signed up to total jobs like 7 hours ago and they send me this
I have given them zero fucking information on me, I don't know why they're assuming all this
AND WHY IS BOWLING ON THERE TWICE??
"Top skills You're a great fit for this role if you have the following skills Physical impairment, mental health, epilepsy, autism and bowling" "Top skills You're a great fit for this role if you have the following skills: Brain injury, epilepsy, cerebral palsy and bowling"
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
A Terraria inventory. The hotbar contains, from left to right, grey zapinator, flamelash, deathbringer pickaxe, torches, strange brews and three empty spaces before a golden fishing rod and a lavaproof bug net. The inventory has recalls, then a cell phone, then wormhole potions, a magic conch, a meteor hamaxe, then a vampire frog staff, a void bag, a staff of regrowth and a guide to critter companionship. The bottom right contains crate potions, fishing potions and sonar potions followed by lobster tails, sashimis and master bait.
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
Picture, singular, actually
The beach of the Terraria world covered in obsidian that I WILL remove
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
Noah needs an Ark to ride my tears vro /j
Noah's Flood but it's with my fucking TEARS
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
lanedami.bsky.social
"astrology? Oh, you mean "birthday racism"" above a picture of a cat loafing with doll hands in front of it, looking smug
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
A disgusted looking Reihls drawn by @cybermellon as part of their webcomic, Panopticon Player Two
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
mischievious ass smile
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
This is what all that was for:
Introducing: my new OC Aria!
She's a mediator between Ariana and Arianae, and is almost constantly tired due to their intense bullshit. Her appearance is messy as she really never has time to do anything about it. She likes it that way though.
Picrews linked below!
Aria. She's mixed race with long brown hair and brown eyes. She's wearing a slightly amused expression while resting her head on her hand. She's wearing a dirty white t-shirt off one shoulder. Aria. She's mixed race with long brown hair and brown eyes. She's wearing a bored expression with a yellow hoodie in front of a brown background. Aria. She is mixed race with messy, long brown hair and dark, tired looking eyes. She's wearing a baggy blue t-shirt with a half-smile in front of a red background with a black circle in the middle Aria. She's whiter than usual (there wasn't an option to change skin colour on this Picrew but I tried to make it work) with long, messy brown hair and tired brown eyes. She has a half-smile and eyebags under her eyes. She is wearing a low-cut black top with a black cloak accented with yellow over the top. The cloak also has yellow lining. She's wearing black gloves with yellow bows accented with white. She's holding a witch's broom wrapped in a bandage topped with a yellow bow in her left hand. She's wearing a black skirt accented with yellow alongside a black belt with a yellow buckle. She has torn black tights. She is making a peace symbol with her right hand.
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
I wonder if this gameplay portrays just how many times I've been replaying that damned stage
October 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
lanedami.bsky.social
Finished it!
Still don't know if it needs tweaking though...
The same blue humanoid figure, except it now has legs.
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
Chat, I need you to be honest.
Does this look weird? Is there any part I should extend or change in any way?
A humanoid blue figure
October 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
Stealing is mealing
(Also it's 3 answers per question for me)
I hope you'll forgive me for not adding alt text, but to be fair, no-one else did either
October 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
Oh yeah, this was the scoreboard of that game btw, I've been wanting to take a picture but my phone's never nearby (and yes, the flash is on but I didn't have time to retake before the next game)
Player ElevenMist killed 1 person, no bots and was killed twice. They scored 10 points for blue team. Player Alinyuwa killed fourteen people and twenty eight bots, but was killed five times. He scored two hundred and twelve points for blue team. Player cozyhedgehog was killed once and scored no points for blue team. Same goes for player Jaxcbragg. Player Mohammed killed five people, and unknown amount of bots and scored ninety points for red team. Player stillcat killed (presumably) four bots and was killed seven times. They scored eight points for red team. Wittyhedgehog killed one person (themselves), two bots and scored two points for red team, dying five times in the process. Player Rae killed two people and three bots, scoring twenty six points for red team without dying once.
October 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
Post a game you love that was discontinued

POKEMON DUEL MY BELOVED AAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The nostalgia I felt searching up a picture to use was heartbreaking
Pokemon duel art. It's got kyurem white and black and pikachu at the forefront, with the ultra beasts in the background
October 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
lanedami.bsky.social
13 life points is so cursed
A picture of a Duel Links duel. My opponent has 13 Life Points remaining with an empty field, while I have 4000 life points, a set card, E.HERO Great Tornado, E.HERO Blaze man and E.HERO Gaia with boosted attack from a serpent night dragon.
September 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
A picture of a horse with the text "a horse with tuberculosis never lies" "Guess who's gonna disappear in a dark alleyway tomorrow?" with TheRussianBadger pointing at your silly ass A picture of Bonnie the Rabbit full on glaring at Golden Freddy awooga style with Golden Freddy giving him the criminal offensive side eye with text saying "I beg your finest fucking pardon?" A BBC News screenshot of a very shocked lil cat with the text "Scientists reveal the secret"
September 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
Me when Jesus Christ is my-
That one old ass man from that "Jesus Christ is my n-word" meme
September 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
How bsky be looking at their feedback section
Blindfolded ass man
September 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
A posting format for Bsky. It reads: "If I describe people with learning difficulties lore-wise IN MY STORY as having an inherent lack of something they cannot control and make everyone in-universe understand and try to help as it is a natural thing (everyone gets varying amounts of this thing), is that fucked up / carries offensive undertones? Just wanna know before I pencil it in my lil' lorebook"
September 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
Behold: pizza on pineapple
Pizza on pineapple
September 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
Me and vro so in sync on god
Me and a friend of mine having a convo and then they say "it's been so long" and we both start singing the song
September 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
I didn't want to give them such similar outfits, but oh well, there wasn't much choice. Left is Ariana, right is Arianae.
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Ariana. She is grinning, and winking with her right eye. She is wearing a black overcoat. Her hair is dark blue and her eyes are light blue. Arianae. She's smiling, but not because she's happy. She's not. She is wearing a black overcoat. Her hair is lavender and her eyes are dark blue.
September 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
lanedami.bsky.social
And, of course, I had to make one for Arianae, too. As you can see, I've decided to give her her own style and hair colour, cause making her almost the same as Ariana didn't feel like enough to me.
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A fairly angry girl wearing a black shirt with see-through sleeves. She's resting her head on her hand. She has lavender coloured hair and dark blue eyes.
September 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM