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City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)

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Funny, dramatic, and/or snobbish posts found on the Fix It app for the City of Lancaster, PA. THIS ACCOUNT IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE CITY OF LANCASTER, PA OR FIX IT IN ANY WAY. This is a fan/joke account. I am not a bot.

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City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)

@lancfixitposts.bsky.social

New band name: Pitbulls at Skating Rink
First album: Unhealthy and Unsafe
seeclickfix.com/issues/20699...

February 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM

City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)

@lancfixitposts.bsky.social

"Weird traction rocks", a/k/a ice melt.
seeclickfix.com/issues/20632...

February 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM

City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)

@lancfixitposts.bsky.social

Ethan Hunt: "Flex posts are down"
seeclickfix.com/issues/20600...

February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM

City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)

@lancfixitposts.bsky.social

Fixed it.

February 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM

City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)

@lancfixitposts.bsky.social

𝘖𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦.
seeclickfix.com/issues/20589...

February 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM

City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)

@lancfixitposts.bsky.social

It is always funny when someone uploads the wrong picture.
seeclickfix.com/issues/20062...

February 1, 2026 at 11:46 PM

City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)

@lancfixitposts.bsky.social

SO MUCH SNOW! 🌨️

January 28, 2026 at 4:54 PM

City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)

@lancfixitposts.bsky.social

This image was taken on 1/27/2026 in the evening.

January 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM

City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)

@lancfixitposts.bsky.social

This request was created yesterday 1/26/2026 and there is no way that the image OP provided is actually from yesterday.
seeclickfix.com/issues/20874...
lancasteronline.com share.google/fDdui91dl8xz...

January 27, 2026 at 4:28 PM

City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)

@lancfixitposts.bsky.social

Yes, there is, in fact, a church there.
seeclickfix.com/issues/20875...

January 27, 2026 at 4:03 PM

City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)

@lancfixitposts.bsky.social

I feel like ambulances and hospital staff getting to the hospital is a good reason.
This is the kind of person who puts chairs or cones in the parking spot because they shoveled it.
seeclickfix.com/issues/20876...

January 27, 2026 at 3:12 PM

City of Lancaster Funny Fix It Posts (fan/joke account)

@lancfixitposts.bsky.social

Photo taken in Lancaster, PA on 1/23/2026.
If you line in Lancaster, please sign this petition to help protect our neighbors and get ICE out of Lancaster: c.org/WzXpfKNT92