LancePants
@lancepants.bsky.social
Voice Actor|Poet|Singer| USAF Veteran (ANG) 🇺🇸🇯🇲 Email: [email protected]
Skidded on black ice and almost crashed my truck
But I'm so tired my reaction was just:
But I'm so tired my reaction was just:
a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
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December 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Skidded on black ice and almost crashed my truck
But I'm so tired my reaction was just:
But I'm so tired my reaction was just:
I let my upper body strength get so bad all I can do is just cry
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I let my upper body strength get so bad all I can do is just cry
If I owned a company and one of my shareholders shows a 100 slide presentation on why I suck
I would quit on the spot
I would quit on the spot
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If I owned a company and one of my shareholders shows a 100 slide presentation on why I suck
I would quit on the spot
I would quit on the spot
Is it just me or are YouTube ads getting more unhinged?
First I got one about vagina rashes and now I'm getting ones about male prostates...
What's happening with YouTube?
First I got one about vagina rashes and now I'm getting ones about male prostates...
What's happening with YouTube?
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Is it just me or are YouTube ads getting more unhinged?
First I got one about vagina rashes and now I'm getting ones about male prostates...
What's happening with YouTube?
First I got one about vagina rashes and now I'm getting ones about male prostates...
What's happening with YouTube?
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Is there a website like Webtoons that artists can upload their comics and is user friendly?
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Is there a website like Webtoons that artists can upload their comics and is user friendly?
*Gets email for a narration voice over*
*Gets excited for a narration job*
*Finds out it's a scam*
Sadge
*Gets excited for a narration job*
*Finds out it's a scam*
Sadge
a blurred image of a bottle with a red cap
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November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
*Gets email for a narration voice over*
*Gets excited for a narration job*
*Finds out it's a scam*
Sadge
*Gets excited for a narration job*
*Finds out it's a scam*
Sadge
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Your regularly scheduled reminder to stop using X/Twitter entirely.
No, I don’t care what you’re using it for.
You should stop.
No, I don’t care what you’re using it for.
You should stop.
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Your regularly scheduled reminder to stop using X/Twitter entirely.
No, I don’t care what you’re using it for.
You should stop.
No, I don’t care what you’re using it for.
You should stop.
When you somehow forget a recording session was scheduled today, 15 minutes late and now rushing to get online:
a woman walking through a doorway with a purse and a spray can in front of her
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November 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
When you somehow forget a recording session was scheduled today, 15 minutes late and now rushing to get online:
Being asked, "You can't do NSFW jobs?" is the same thing as saying, "You can't suck a dick?"
I CAN. I just choose not to.
I CAN. I just choose not to.
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Being asked, "You can't do NSFW jobs?" is the same thing as saying, "You can't suck a dick?"
I CAN. I just choose not to.
I CAN. I just choose not to.
FIRST TIME GETTING PAID TO DO WALLA SOUNDS LET'S GOOOOOOO
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
FIRST TIME GETTING PAID TO DO WALLA SOUNDS LET'S GOOOOOOO
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Words hurt. Don't be a bully.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Words hurt. Don't be a bully.
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Reuploading my reel for reasons. Hi I'm Ashley and I voice act!
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Reuploading my reel for reasons. Hi I'm Ashley and I voice act!
I'm cheering all of you on
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I'm cheering all of you on
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I want to be creative but my emotions are going haywire
I HATE IT HERE
I HATE IT HERE
a man sitting at a desk using a computer with a woman standing behind him
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November 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I want to be creative but my emotions are going haywire
I HATE IT HERE
I HATE IT HERE
My shoulder blade hurts like hell every time I move too hard or breathe too heavy
Today was suffering
Today was suffering
a close up of an older man 's face with the words `` my face every time i move ''
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November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My shoulder blade hurts like hell every time I move too hard or breathe too heavy
Today was suffering
Today was suffering
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Without Writers, we wouldn't have words
Without VAs, we wouldn't have voices
Without editors, we wouldn't have immersion
Without listeners, we wouldn't have a reason to put in the effort.
I myself am truly grateful to all involved in the process, from the first written word, to last listened❤️
Without VAs, we wouldn't have voices
Without editors, we wouldn't have immersion
Without listeners, we wouldn't have a reason to put in the effort.
I myself am truly grateful to all involved in the process, from the first written word, to last listened❤️
As a listener, I’m genuinely in awe of you: editors, VAs, scriptwriters, artists, all of you.
You’re all so talented. I’ve seen so many people in each category grow over the last couple of years, and I’m so happy for you. 🖤
You’re all so talented. I’ve seen so many people in each category grow over the last couple of years, and I’m so happy for you. 🖤
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Without Writers, we wouldn't have words
Without VAs, we wouldn't have voices
Without editors, we wouldn't have immersion
Without listeners, we wouldn't have a reason to put in the effort.
I myself am truly grateful to all involved in the process, from the first written word, to last listened❤️
Without VAs, we wouldn't have voices
Without editors, we wouldn't have immersion
Without listeners, we wouldn't have a reason to put in the effort.
I myself am truly grateful to all involved in the process, from the first written word, to last listened❤️
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With both @littlekuriboh.bsky.social and @sonicmega.bsky.social having made excellent threads on "The State of The Voice Over Industry", and I bow to their lengthy experience within it, I wanted to add a bit of my own thoughts to the current state of things. (Thread Begin)
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
With both @littlekuriboh.bsky.social and @sonicmega.bsky.social having made excellent threads on "The State of The Voice Over Industry", and I bow to their lengthy experience within it, I wanted to add a bit of my own thoughts to the current state of things. (Thread Begin)
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This week's schedule is out!
Wednesday is REPO for Girl Game Night! We wanna see the new update!
Friday we'll be back in Hyrule to work on the Champion's Ballad DLC!!
Can't wait to see everyone!
#Twitch #Affiliate
Wednesday is REPO for Girl Game Night! We wanna see the new update!
Friday we'll be back in Hyrule to work on the Champion's Ballad DLC!!
Can't wait to see everyone!
#Twitch #Affiliate
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This week's schedule is out!
Wednesday is REPO for Girl Game Night! We wanna see the new update!
Friday we'll be back in Hyrule to work on the Champion's Ballad DLC!!
Can't wait to see everyone!
#Twitch #Affiliate
Wednesday is REPO for Girl Game Night! We wanna see the new update!
Friday we'll be back in Hyrule to work on the Champion's Ballad DLC!!
Can't wait to see everyone!
#Twitch #Affiliate
Not to brag but...
I've spent only an hour on social media this week
Social media detox working well
I've spent only an hour on social media this week
Social media detox working well
a man in a suit and tie making a funny face
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November 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Not to brag but...
I've spent only an hour on social media this week
Social media detox working well
I've spent only an hour on social media this week
Social media detox working well