Lance Forman (Parody)
@lanceforman.bsky.social
Look like a dodgy used car salesman. Spend time on social media telling MASSIVE whoppers about Brexit, helped my son Oliver be a Turning Point UK fascist, sell shite Salmon that most people wouldn't give to their cats, painfully thick.
Pinned
Donald Trump will Make Sniffing Fish Great Again!
Did someone say fishing?! 👀
May 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Did someone say fishing?! 👀
If Brexit was one of the old bangers that I sell these days.
February 1, 2025 at 8:18 AM
If Brexit was one of the old bangers that I sell these days.
I changed my name from Lance Philip Anisfeld to Lance Forman. This is allegedly because Anisfeld was too close to Anusfeld (a field of anuses) and few people would have bought my bang average Salmon with that monikker!
November 18, 2024 at 11:42 AM
I changed my name from Lance Philip Anisfeld to Lance Forman. This is allegedly because Anisfeld was too close to Anusfeld (a field of anuses) and few people would have bought my bang average Salmon with that monikker!
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Made a creamy tomato parmesan orzo with blackened salmon & broccolini lastnight 🍽️ 🍜
November 15, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Made a creamy tomato parmesan orzo with blackened salmon & broccolini lastnight 🍽️ 🍜
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November 14, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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Watch the salmon going up stream!
November 16, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Watch the salmon going up stream!
What stinks more? My Salmon? Or my rabid far-right opinions?
November 13, 2024 at 1:01 PM
What stinks more? My Salmon? Or my rabid far-right opinions?
Donald Trump will Make Sniffing Fish Great Again!
November 13, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Donald Trump will Make Sniffing Fish Great Again!