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Kris Naudus @ Thanksgiving
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Undercover Hispanic, off-white, metagender, enby of letters, food-motivated, possible human with strange hobbies. Galatians 4:16
Last week I went to the New York Sign Museum for my birthday and it was very cool.

anyway I felt I needed to prove I do touch grass pretty regularly; I just don't post about it a lot
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I own this one and I love it.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Death by Lightning is phenomenal and has everything: Michael Shannon looking uncomfortable, Matthew Macfadyen being a huge loser, Shea Whigham screaming obscenities, Nick Offerman being a corrupt drunk and shouting for the sausage man, a plot that starts out as Conclave and turns into Stan...
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Fright Night would be a good double feature with The 'Burbs, honestly.
October 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Saw Fright Night (the original) for the first time on the big screen. I maintain that Jerry Dandrige is one of the great cinema vampires. Just an unrepentant son-of-a-bitch killing hookers, seducing a closeted lesbian and gaslighting his teenage neighbor.
October 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Watching this tonight, because I am the kind of old that bought this when it came out
October 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
September 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
You would love Queens
September 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
There's a book called "Horizontal Parenting" if that's your sort of thing... I read it and thought it was fun
September 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Reddit truly is one of the wonders of the modern world.

www.reddit.com/r/TopCharact...
September 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I spent today in DC and can inform you that the most violence I've seen here is a bunch of ducks fighting over a piece of bread

CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL
August 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Proud New Yorker here, and even I have to admit our secret weapon is...
August 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Taro Sakamoto is a happily married man.

#AnimeNYC
August 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Fascinated by these banners telling you what day a show comes out. I'm used to ones that have premiere dates on them, but not the generic day of week

#AnimeNYC
August 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
oh you haven't seen this monstrosity?

look at the lanterns. LOOK AT THE LANTERNS

I seriously can't get over that someone thought this would look good blown up to 5' x 4' (or whatever the dimensions are)
August 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
August 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I saw a lady look at this and say, "I could make this!" and I'm like, sure Jan, you have a giant resin mold in your house (also you know how to use resin)

I could be wrong, but most likely... naaaaah

#moma
August 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
People really need to pay more attention. When you have an opportunity to sit on the art, SIT ON THE ART.

#MOMA
August 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Same energy as the infamous "I'm clean" post on Tumblr
August 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
July 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I don't *really* collect Funko Pops but, when I do, it's stuff like this
July 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Is this why you don't hang out with me anymore?
July 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Confirmed: The NYT thinks its readers are dumb shits

On the left: the card as it appears in Google Discover

On the right: The actual article

What, did too many people think "Eswatini" was a person instead of a country?
July 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Trekkies if you see this post your first experience with Star Trek

No joke, we were at my grandmother's house and she didn't have cable and there wasn't anything on so someone just pulled a tape out of the VHS pile

(City on the Edge of Forever followed by Return of the Archons)
July 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Really? I thought they ordered several pallets of bottled water on Instacart and then tipped $2
July 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM