phantasmAgaric 🍄
@lalonde.bsky.social
native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist
thy fracken squashed mycat
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
thy fracken squashed mycat
going to the maldives for my honeymoon and spending the entire time on the decade-old minecraft superflat server capital island instead of any of the 10,000 romantic luxury atolls
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
going to the maldives for my honeymoon and spending the entire time on the decade-old minecraft superflat server capital island instead of any of the 10,000 romantic luxury atolls
representation matters
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
representation matters
i didn't get any photos of my outfit from last night so please look at this picture of me looking exhausted and imagine how cute i must have been beforehand
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i didn't get any photos of my outfit from last night so please look at this picture of me looking exhausted and imagine how cute i must have been beforehand
sonia sodha is running some incredibly seething-wojak-wearing-a-smug-wojak-mask damage control on x the everything app atm
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
sonia sodha is running some incredibly seething-wojak-wearing-a-smug-wojak-mask damage control on x the everything app atm
the guardian article has been up an hour and literally contains nothing but the background and a title framing it as a "partial victory" (she won on 1/8 counts – essentially that nhs fife didn't follow proper complaints procedure, with every single one of the precedents for terf goodies imploding)
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the guardian article has been up an hour and literally contains nothing but the background and a title framing it as a "partial victory" (she won on 1/8 counts – essentially that nhs fife didn't follow proper complaints procedure, with every single one of the precedents for terf goodies imploding)
she's still literally just my baby btw
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
she's still literally just my baby btw
quick trip back to the family home after action report:
-free lunch devoured
-gunpla transported
-contact lenses acquired
-somewhat longer-than-anticipated discussions of my early childhood engaged in
-sushi cuddled
-successful extraction (120 minutes behind mission schedule)
-free lunch devoured
-gunpla transported
-contact lenses acquired
-somewhat longer-than-anticipated discussions of my early childhood engaged in
-sushi cuddled
-successful extraction (120 minutes behind mission schedule)
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
quick trip back to the family home after action report:
-free lunch devoured
-gunpla transported
-contact lenses acquired
-somewhat longer-than-anticipated discussions of my early childhood engaged in
-sushi cuddled
-successful extraction (120 minutes behind mission schedule)
-free lunch devoured
-gunpla transported
-contact lenses acquired
-somewhat longer-than-anticipated discussions of my early childhood engaged in
-sushi cuddled
-successful extraction (120 minutes behind mission schedule)
how did it take me a fucking decade after coming out as trans. the fucked up thing is that these were just the jokes i made in public since joining bsky
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
how did it take me a fucking decade after coming out as trans. the fucked up thing is that these were just the jokes i made in public since joining bsky
my rg shining gundam lies neglected. unloved. unassembled
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
my rg shining gundam lies neglected. unloved. unassembled
oh great the fucking dramaslop youtubers are coming after me AGAIN
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
oh great the fucking dramaslop youtubers are coming after me AGAIN
i think i'm being threatened
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i think i'm being threatened
this image is a pretty good litmus test for just about everything worth testing for. do you regard these cones with admiration or disgust?
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
this image is a pretty good litmus test for just about everything worth testing for. do you regard these cones with admiration or disgust?
it's so fucking over for me
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
it's so fucking over for me
can we have a conversation about bi erasure in queer communities
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
can we have a conversation about bi erasure in queer communities
"dude this bitch just showed up for the first time in a week, gave me one pet, cleaned my litterbox, and immediately left"
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"dude this bitch just showed up for the first time in a week, gave me one pet, cleaned my litterbox, and immediately left"
okay fine. ten years
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
okay fine. ten years
okay okay i might add 3-5 more locations (the devil inside me is never sated) but i have basically got ireland's map in its final form now
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
okay okay i might add 3-5 more locations (the devil inside me is never sated) but i have basically got ireland's map in its final form now
this one was a real 50-50
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
this one was a real 50-50
i'm normal and can be trusted to add new countries to eu5
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i'm normal and can be trusted to add new countries to eu5