Something or someone needs to put paid to this “l’etat, c’est moi” shit sooner rather than later and I will tell you one thing that ain’t gonna do it is a reliance on norms or shame.

Once heard someone say “Elon doesn’t think *we’re* living in a simulation, Elon thinks *he’s* living in a simulation” and it has haunted the ever loving shit out of me ever since.

Oh that’ll be the plan. Wait a week, Venezuela will have “begged” him not to invade and he’ll have solved drugs. The usual.

Bye darth. You’re still my favorite thing on the internet

Would watch.

Can't wait to hear ol' Dersh speak to the concerns of real people, like how pierogi vendors on Martha's Vineyard are real dicks now and honestly guys whomst among us hasn't had a few massages from children.

Well first comes the cavalcade of resignations and refusals. No JAG’s risking disbarment and future court martial themselves for this shit.

A map of the Mideast, with the troop strengths of each country and the troop strengths along borders, drawn entirely by Trump, localized on Air Force One?

…yes.

… may i see if?

…no.

Is there a different, more talented Olivia Nuzzi that people have heard of? Maybe one who can be assigned to cover a geriatric Republican without finding herself compelled to fuck him?

Stealing this bit, sorry to the memory of everyone I've ever known who has passed.

Be honest, is "many legal scholars" just Lindsay Halligan again?

Love that Cassidy focused his prep on one of the ways RFK is gross and Tapper pivoted to one of the many other ways RFK is gross.

“Can none of you just bring me an Italian beef? Chicago dog? Just this piece of paper then? Sure yeah thanks.”

Trump's psychology is built around his exclusion from NY society. The old money elites all rejected him when he was the boorish son of a racist slumlord.

All he has EVER wanted was to be one of the cool kids. Zohran is THE cool kid. Trump would throw over all the MAGA losers to be his best friend.