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Here we go again.
Something or someone needs to put paid to this “l’etat, c’est moi” shit sooner rather than later and I will tell you one thing that ain’t gonna do it is a reliance on norms or shame.
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Once heard someone say “Elon doesn’t think *we’re* living in a simulation, Elon thinks *he’s* living in a simulation” and it has haunted the ever loving shit out of me ever since.
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Oh that’ll be the plan. Wait a week, Venezuela will have “begged” him not to invade and he’ll have solved drugs. The usual.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Bye darth. You’re still my favorite thing on the internet
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Would watch.
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Can't wait to hear ol' Dersh speak to the concerns of real people, like how pierogi vendors on Martha's Vineyard are real dicks now and honestly guys whomst among us hasn't had a few massages from children.
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Well first comes the cavalcade of resignations and refusals. No JAG’s risking disbarment and future court martial themselves for this shit.
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A map of the Mideast, with the troop strengths of each country and the troop strengths along borders, drawn entirely by Trump, localized on Air Force One?

…yes.

… may i see if?

…no.
a cartoon of two men sitting at a table with the words good lord what is happening in there written below them
ALT: a cartoon of two men sitting at a table with the words good lord what is happening in there written below them
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Is there a different, more talented Olivia Nuzzi that people have heard of? Maybe one who can be assigned to cover a geriatric Republican without finding herself compelled to fuck him?
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Stealing this bit, sorry to the memory of everyone I've ever known who has passed.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Be honest, is "many legal scholars" just Lindsay Halligan again?
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Love that Cassidy focused his prep on one of the ways RFK is gross and Tapper pivoted to one of the many other ways RFK is gross.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“Can none of you just bring me an Italian beef? Chicago dog? Just this piece of paper then? Sure yeah thanks.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump's psychology is built around his exclusion from NY society. The old money elites all rejected him when he was the boorish son of a racist slumlord.

All he has EVER wanted was to be one of the cool kids. Zohran is THE cool kid. Trump would throw over all the MAGA losers to be his best friend.
November 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM