Kiri
@lahijadesimba.bsky.social
An electric sheep who dreams of androids. Adulting against my will. Talk nerdy to me. 🇵🇷
Just catapult me back to PR, puñeta. 🥶
Cold weather advisory from 7p this evening until 11a Tuesday. 🧊
Wind chills expected to fall to minus-5 or below. 🌬️
Actual temps will be near record lows with readings near zero in the cold spots to around 5. The 5 that is forecast at National Airport would beat a daily record of 6 from 1935.
Wind chills expected to fall to minus-5 or below. 🌬️
Actual temps will be near record lows with readings near zero in the cold spots to around 5. The 5 that is forecast at National Airport would beat a daily record of 6 from 1935.
January 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Just catapult me back to PR, puñeta. 🥶
All you snow lovers: This is what you voted for. 🤪
❄️ Brutal cold tonight, then big snow + sleet/ice Sat PM-Sun
🌬️ Subzero wind chills
❄️ Heavy snow → sleet/ice; travel treacherous
📏 5-10" near Beltway; more NW, less SE
🚨 Storm Watch → likely Warning. VA emergency
🥶 Lasting deep freeze
📊 Cat 4/5
New briefing: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
🌬️ Subzero wind chills
❄️ Heavy snow → sleet/ice; travel treacherous
📏 5-10" near Beltway; more NW, less SE
🚨 Storm Watch → likely Warning. VA emergency
🥶 Lasting deep freeze
📊 Cat 4/5
New briefing: www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 23, 2026 at 1:57 PM
All you snow lovers: This is what you voted for. 🤪
As much as I want to keep playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 after finishing Act II yesterday, I need to lock in for my tournament this weekend.
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 PM
As much as I want to keep playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 after finishing Act II yesterday, I need to lock in for my tournament this weekend.
National Harbor, aka “We have Las Vegas at home.”
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January 20, 2026 at 1:59 PM
National Harbor, aka “We have Las Vegas at home.”
Estoy volviendo a jugar LOZ: The Wind Waker y SSX 3 and my tween/early teen self is rejoicing. 🥹
January 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Estoy volviendo a jugar LOZ: The Wind Waker y SSX 3 and my tween/early teen self is rejoicing. 🥹
Me encanta el invierno y que mis capilares estén to’ jodíos por la resequedad y lo que salga es sangre por la nariz, ME ENCANTAAAAAA. 😤
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Me encanta el invierno y que mis capilares estén to’ jodíos por la resequedad y lo que salga es sangre por la nariz, ME ENCANTAAAAAA. 😤
Anyway, por lo menos voy a ver a Evanescence con Spiritbox y Nova Twins el verano que viene cerquita de donde vivo. 🤞🏼
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Anyway, por lo menos voy a ver a Evanescence con Spiritbox y Nova Twins el verano que viene cerquita de donde vivo. 🤞🏼
Ticketmaster be like:
“Ready for those tickets?! You do need to sign in with your email & PW—even tho you’re already signed in on the app!”
“Whoa there buddy, just need you to input a verification code real quick before letting you in.”
“Sowy, these seats are taken by my corporate buddies :)”
“Ready for those tickets?! You do need to sign in with your email & PW—even tho you’re already signed in on the app!”
“Whoa there buddy, just need you to input a verification code real quick before letting you in.”
“Sowy, these seats are taken by my corporate buddies :)”
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Ticketmaster be like:
“Ready for those tickets?! You do need to sign in with your email & PW—even tho you’re already signed in on the app!”
“Whoa there buddy, just need you to input a verification code real quick before letting you in.”
“Sowy, these seats are taken by my corporate buddies :)”
“Ready for those tickets?! You do need to sign in with your email & PW—even tho you’re already signed in on the app!”
“Whoa there buddy, just need you to input a verification code real quick before letting you in.”
“Sowy, these seats are taken by my corporate buddies :)”
It’s funny how gaming vloggers I follow say things like “oh yeah, it took me so long to beat this (narrative game), like a full month” and I’m here taking between 4-6 months to finish one of those games. 🫠
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It’s funny how gaming vloggers I follow say things like “oh yeah, it took me so long to beat this (narrative game), like a full month” and I’m here taking between 4-6 months to finish one of those games. 🫠
My Thanksgiving plans:
- Go to the archery range in the morning (which will hopefully be empty).
- Play some viddygames (either E33 on PS5 or some PC games con Novio)
- Have a lowkey non-Thanksgiving dinner for two.
- Watch Adams Family Values
- Go to bed by 11 PM
- Go to the archery range in the morning (which will hopefully be empty).
- Play some viddygames (either E33 on PS5 or some PC games con Novio)
- Have a lowkey non-Thanksgiving dinner for two.
- Watch Adams Family Values
- Go to bed by 11 PM
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My Thanksgiving plans:
- Go to the archery range in the morning (which will hopefully be empty).
- Play some viddygames (either E33 on PS5 or some PC games con Novio)
- Have a lowkey non-Thanksgiving dinner for two.
- Watch Adams Family Values
- Go to bed by 11 PM
- Go to the archery range in the morning (which will hopefully be empty).
- Play some viddygames (either E33 on PS5 or some PC games con Novio)
- Have a lowkey non-Thanksgiving dinner for two.
- Watch Adams Family Values
- Go to bed by 11 PM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 just shattered my heart into a million pieces, and I’m sure it’s not done.
I hope it wins GOTY.
I hope it wins GOTY.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 just shattered my heart into a million pieces, and I’m sure it’s not done.
I hope it wins GOTY.
I hope it wins GOTY.
No, giving me 3 @s on Teams isn’t going to make me do the thing you want me to do any faster, especially since you’re not my supervisor. Sit your asses down ffs.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
No, giving me 3 @s on Teams isn’t going to make me do the thing you want me to do any faster, especially since you’re not my supervisor. Sit your asses down ffs.
I’m so much more invested in the NYC mayoral campaign than in the race for VA governor. Blame it on Mamdani being so hot right now.
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’m so much more invested in the NYC mayoral campaign than in the race for VA governor. Blame it on Mamdani being so hot right now.
Netflix estirando el chicle con CINCO temporadas de Stranger Things (con las últimas dos divididas en partes, pa’ joder) pero no pudieron darle una tercera temporada a Mindhunter, una serie excelente.
It’s all about selling that merch, I guess. 🤷🏻♀️
It’s all about selling that merch, I guess. 🤷🏻♀️
October 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Netflix estirando el chicle con CINCO temporadas de Stranger Things (con las últimas dos divididas en partes, pa’ joder) pero no pudieron darle una tercera temporada a Mindhunter, una serie excelente.
It’s all about selling that merch, I guess. 🤷🏻♀️
It’s all about selling that merch, I guess. 🤷🏻♀️
When I retire (ha!), this is the song I want playing at my retirement party: open.spotify.com/track/3RAFcU...
Psychosocial
open.spotify.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When I retire (ha!), this is the song I want playing at my retirement party: open.spotify.com/track/3RAFcU...
I am definitely convinced that nothing good ever comes from Tuesdays, ever.
August 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I am definitely convinced that nothing good ever comes from Tuesdays, ever.
I think I need to accept the fact that I’m an audiobook girly now. I barely have time to play videogames now too since archery takes up most of my free time.
Not a bad thing, just the reality since I want to keep improving in this sport.
Not a bad thing, just the reality since I want to keep improving in this sport.
July 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think I need to accept the fact that I’m an audiobook girly now. I barely have time to play videogames now too since archery takes up most of my free time.
Not a bad thing, just the reality since I want to keep improving in this sport.
Not a bad thing, just the reality since I want to keep improving in this sport.
Lo mejor que he hecho este verano es comprar bolsas de té específicamente para Thai iced tea y hacerlo yo misma cuando me da el antojo. 😌
July 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Lo mejor que he hecho este verano es comprar bolsas de té específicamente para Thai iced tea y hacerlo yo misma cuando me da el antojo. 😌
+: “I moved to Centreville!” [outer suburb in Northern VA]
*: “Oh, for work?”
+: “Uhh, no.”
*: “Did you buy a house?”
+: “N-no?”
*: “Then…why?”
Can’t a person have reasons for moving that aren’t directly tied to labor or owning property? Damn.
*: “Oh, for work?”
+: “Uhh, no.”
*: “Did you buy a house?”
+: “N-no?”
*: “Then…why?”
Can’t a person have reasons for moving that aren’t directly tied to labor or owning property? Damn.
June 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
+: “I moved to Centreville!” [outer suburb in Northern VA]
*: “Oh, for work?”
+: “Uhh, no.”
*: “Did you buy a house?”
+: “N-no?”
*: “Then…why?”
Can’t a person have reasons for moving that aren’t directly tied to labor or owning property? Damn.
*: “Oh, for work?”
+: “Uhh, no.”
*: “Did you buy a house?”
+: “N-no?”
*: “Then…why?”
Can’t a person have reasons for moving that aren’t directly tied to labor or owning property? Damn.
It’s been at least 3 days of driving to work in the rain this month and I am T I R E D.
Lots of rain out there early this morning. No end in sight for now. Tapering midday or early afternoon. About half an inch so far, give or take. Details and forecast at cwg.live.
May 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It’s been at least 3 days of driving to work in the rain this month and I am T I R E D.
For all the crap I have to put with in this job, it’s still a better gig than my previous two full-time jobs, so I definitely get impatient with it yet don’t outright feel like quitting.
But good lord, the amount of stupidity is STAGGERING.
But good lord, the amount of stupidity is STAGGERING.
May 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
For all the crap I have to put with in this job, it’s still a better gig than my previous two full-time jobs, so I definitely get impatient with it yet don’t outright feel like quitting.
But good lord, the amount of stupidity is STAGGERING.
But good lord, the amount of stupidity is STAGGERING.
Honestamente yo no sé si legit hay onvres yendo por la vida con solo la mitad de su cerebro funcionando o si cuando les hablo directamente en inglés lo que escuchan es jeringoza.
I stg this man from work cannot tell a hammer from his own dick.
I stg this man from work cannot tell a hammer from his own dick.
May 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Honestamente yo no sé si legit hay onvres yendo por la vida con solo la mitad de su cerebro funcionando o si cuando les hablo directamente en inglés lo que escuchan es jeringoza.
I stg this man from work cannot tell a hammer from his own dick.
I stg this man from work cannot tell a hammer from his own dick.
La única película que estoy hyped pa’ ver este año es 28 Years Later.
May 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
La única película que estoy hyped pa’ ver este año es 28 Years Later.
Yo viendo a allegados o gente que no conozco postiando sus bebés en redes sociales: 😒
Yo viendo fotos de mi sobrina en redes sociales: AYYYY DIOJ QUÉ PRECIOSAAAAA 🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹❤️
Yo viendo fotos de mi sobrina en redes sociales: AYYYY DIOJ QUÉ PRECIOSAAAAA 🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹❤️
April 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yo viendo a allegados o gente que no conozco postiando sus bebés en redes sociales: 😒
Yo viendo fotos de mi sobrina en redes sociales: AYYYY DIOJ QUÉ PRECIOSAAAAA 🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹❤️
Yo viendo fotos de mi sobrina en redes sociales: AYYYY DIOJ QUÉ PRECIOSAAAAA 🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹❤️
11:11 hehe claje throwback.
April 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
11:11 hehe claje throwback.