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Lagerwhat
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Once a library school grad, always a sarcastic individual with too many books and not enough shelves. Definitely not making Mt. Holyoke, Stony Brook, or Pratt proud.

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Post a movie where you are from
McDowell's fastfood restaurant featuring golden arcs, not arches.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Heads up, New Jersey and Bergen County. There's a BMW "data processing connected test vehicle" heading up Rt. 17.

www.bmw.com/en/footer/co...
A black car with a weird white line design.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I love Fallout: London!
WANTED: TAGGIE MATCHER "Matcher, Matcher, milk snatcher!" Here's Taggie Matcher. Throw her up and catch her, Squish squash, squish squash, There's Taggie Matcher.
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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a blonde white women backs up a car. text reads "let me back up to the beginning of the comments"
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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This is the first time in decades that I have given the NY Post my money. This front page is going up on my wall.

And regarding their "vibes" comment: didn't Trump and the GOP run their campaigns on (racist, sexist, classist) vibes?
Todays edition of the New York post featuring a photoshopped Zohran Mamdani in a red suit holding up a red hammer and sickle. The headline reads "On your Marx, get set, Zo! Socialist Mamdani wins race for mayor. THE RED APPLE" Zoomed in pic of the inset text on NY Post front page: "After a campaign that promised high taxes, free stuff, hating Israel and vibes, socialist Zohran Mamdani romped to victory last night and will become the 111th mayor of New York City. PAGES 4-11"
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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It got me.

I'm not even 12-fucking-hours into November 1 and Mariah Carey's Christmas song got me.

A woman can't even get a bagel in peace on a Saturday morning...
A photo of an exhausted Bret Hart outside a wrestling ring about to be dropped by Randy Savage who jumped off the turnbuckle. The text imposed over Savage reads "Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You." Text over Hart reads "Me Trying To Enjoy My Life"
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Being installed right now in New Jersey

It's our White House not [his].
A banner being installed on an overpass in New Jersey that reads "its our white house not.." with the final letters being put in place by two people
October 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just opened up a Snickers bar and found a fully-armed Enclave detail inside.
A still from the intro to Fallout 2 (in which an individual in Enclave power armor and a vertibird appear ready to attack) inside a Snickers bar placed on a wood table.
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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A costume that makes people realize how old they are is an acceptable form of scary, right?
a short person in a pink Yip-Yip muppet costume and a tall person in a blue Yip-Yip muppet costume. a residential neighborhood is in the background
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Correct (and unfortunately way too obscure to do numbers) answers only.
the original four horsemen of NWA: Ole Anderson, Tully Blanchard, JJ Dillon, Arn Anderson, Ric Flair
October 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Back in the early 00s, there was a protest/street theater group in New York called Billionaires for Bush. Their motto was "no billionaire left behind." Most got the joke. Glad to see they're still around.
a photo from a Billionaires for Bush rally. People in fancy dress apparel hold sarcastic signs that read "widen the income gap," "thank you for paying our fair share," and "taxes are not for everyone."
October 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Remember Dave Spade's character in the 1994's PCU, Rand McPherson? Those chats wouldn't be out of place at Balls and Shaft because "young" republicans were always smarmy racist douchebags.
David Spade as a smarmy-looking college-age white dude with a thin neck and stupid hairstyle that looks like it belongs on a 1980s republican congressman's head. He smirks like he feels like he's better than someone, but looks like he's hiding the fact that he has a nasty taste in his mouth.
October 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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The best thing I've seen today. Now with alt text!
A four-panel black and white comic. Top left panel, two stereotypes sit at a table holding a piece of paper: TIME TO FINALLY SIGN THIS BINDING AGREEMENT BETWEEN JEWS & ITALIANS Top right panel, a view of the paper held: AGREEMENT BETWEA ALL JEWISH AND ITALIAN PEOPLES 1. WE CAN PLAY EACH OTHER IN MOVIES/TV. Bottom left panel, a hand signs the paper: 2. WE'RE WEIRD ABOUT OUR MOTHERS 3. J0INT CUSTODY OF MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE Bottom right panel, a figure that looks like Randy Savage hugs the stereotypes: OOH YEEAH
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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a black and white photo of Father Guido Sarducci
October 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Bruno Sammartino.

Did Columbus sell out Madison Square Garden well over a hundred times?

No. I rest my case.
Bruno Sammartino posing with his arms crossed. He's shirtless, wearing green trunks, and a red and gold title belt around his waist
October 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Bea Arthur's personnel photo from her time in the Marines. Frankel, Bernice (758043) Enl. 20Feb43 Taken 15Apr43
October 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Post what the FBI will "leak" as Antifa HQ
A photo of a Planned Parenthood building
September 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Vance's face as he tries to plan a pivot for when people start piecing together his relationship with Thiel and Thiel's relationship with Epstein.
JD Vance looking like he smelled something funky, wearing a suit that looks too snug on up upper arms, in front of a vertically-hung American flag.
September 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Don Rickles, and old white man, smiles while wearing a black tuxedo. Yellow text imposed upon the image reads: I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
September 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Archivist to archives researchers: no food, no beverages, only thoughts about how hungry you are as you freeze

Archivist's desk:
A picture of a sad desk lunch featuring a defrosted pot pie still in its box, a very bruised but ripe banana, and a green can of generic soda. Two monitors are in the background and there's a scrap of paper under the banana that reads "7:45 Wed."
September 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Texas GOP's 2012 platform was fucking nuts.

Go for the "teaching of a multicultural curriculum is divisive" and stay for opposition of critical thinking which they say has "the purpose of challenging the student's fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority"

s3.amazonaws.com/texasgop_pre...
American Identity Patriotism and Loyalty - We believe the current teaching of a multicultural curriculum is divisive. We favor strengthening our common American identity and loyalty instead of political correctness that nurtures alienation among racial and ethnic groups. Students should pledge allegiance to the American and Texas flags daily to instill patriotism. Basic Standards - We favor improving the quality of education for all students, including those with special needs. We support a return to the traditional basics of reading, writing, arithmetic, and citizenship with sufficient discipline to ensure learning and quality educational assessment. Bilingual Education - We encourage non-English speaking students to transition to English within three years. Career and Technology Education (Vocational Education) - We support reinstatement of voluntary career and technology education, including adjusting the 4x4 requirements as needed, without detracting from non-vocational program requirements. Classroom Discipline -We recommend that local school boards and classroom teachers be given more authority to deal with disciplinary problems. Corporal punishment is effective and legal in Texas. Classroom Expenditures for Staff - We support having 80% of school district payroll expenses of professional staff of a school district be full-time classroom teachers. College Tuition - We recommend three levels of college tuition: In-state requiring proof of Texas legal citizenship, out-of-state requiring proof of US citizenship, and nonresident legal alien. Non-US citizens should not be eligible for state or federal grants, or loans. Controversial Theories - We support objective teaching and equal treatment of all sides of scientific theories. We believe theories such as life origins and environmental change should be taught as challengeable scientific theories subject to change as new data is produced. Teachers and students should be able to discuss the strengths and weakn…
September 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Happy National Video Game Day!

A photo of my late uncle is included in the National Museum of American History's video game exhibit. It shows him in my grandparent's wood-paneled living room unwrapping an Atari on Christmas Day.

Like many families, video games brought us closer together.
A teenaged boy in a red shirt unwraps an Atari on Christmas Day in a wood-paneled living room. A decorated tree is in the right corner of the scene.
September 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I raise you a Morton Downey jr
A scan of an old magazine featuring an old white man who drew a swastika on his own face.
September 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Three figures dressed as Spider Man pointing at each other.
September 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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My guess for Trump's presser today:
An image of three arms clasping hands. The arms are labeled Vladimir Putin, Peter Thiel, and The GOP. The clasped hands are labeled Destroying America
September 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM