Joe LaForest
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Free Webcast Tomorrow: Fundamentals of Query Tuning
It's time for SQL Server Spring Training! I'm teaching 60-90 minutes of my most popular classes for free over the next few months. Tomorrow I'm doing Fundamentals of Query Tuning. It's for folks who are comfortable writing queries to get the data…
It's time for SQL Server Spring Training! I'm teaching 60-90 minutes of my most popular classes for free over the next few months. Tomorrow I'm doing Fundamentals of Query Tuning. It's for folks who are comfortable writing queries to get the data…
Free Webcast Tomorrow: Fundamentals of Query Tuning
It's time for SQL Server Spring Training! I'm teaching 60-90 minutes of my most popular classes for free over the next few months. Tomorrow I'm doing Fundamentals of Query Tuning. It's for folks who are comfortable writing queries to get the data they want, but wildly uncomfortable reading query plans and trying to explain why queries aren't going faster. If you look at a query plan and think that the percentages shown mean anything, then it's time for you to get the fundamentals under your belt.
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March 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Free Webcast Tomorrow: Fundamentals of Query Tuning
It's time for SQL Server Spring Training! I'm teaching 60-90 minutes of my most popular classes for free over the next few months. Tomorrow I'm doing Fundamentals of Query Tuning. It's for folks who are comfortable writing queries to get the data…
It's time for SQL Server Spring Training! I'm teaching 60-90 minutes of my most popular classes for free over the next few months. Tomorrow I'm doing Fundamentals of Query Tuning. It's for folks who are comfortable writing queries to get the data…
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Woo! Got in line early to get some tasty brisket! I like mine with a good smoke ring 😁
February 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Woo! Got in line early to get some tasty brisket! I like mine with a good smoke ring 😁
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The P in JAVA stands for Performance.
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The P in JAVA stands for Performance.
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The program at the airport either has an issue with the captions, or it is very Zen
March 13, 2024 at 10:38 AM
The program at the airport either has an issue with the captions, or it is very Zen
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I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750).
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
February 22, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750).
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.