Lady Firefarts 🏴☠️
@ladytahini.bsky.social
Trigger warning: I say inaccurate and monolithically stupid things. Elder High Priestess of the Coven of the Open Maw. I use medical terms like a toddler does Mad Libs. Sentient potato. Three republicans in a trench-coat.
Pinned
a man in a trench coat and hat stands in front of a line of people
ALT: a man in a trench coat and hat stands in front of a line of people
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I encourage others to participate in a violent resistance, but I don’t think my vote matters.
Just another little hint that I am actually just three republicans in a trench-coat.
#ladyfirewind #ladytehilah
Just another little hint that I am actually just three republicans in a trench-coat.
#ladyfirewind #ladytehilah
“Hey, you need to stop acting like a bigot, calling strangers idiots, cursing people, and giving unfounded, inaccurate, and uneducated medical advice”
- People I meet online
“How dare you tell me to change my entire personality!”
- Me 😇
- People I meet online
“How dare you tell me to change my entire personality!”
- Me 😇
February 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
“Hey, you need to stop acting like a bigot, calling strangers idiots, cursing people, and giving unfounded, inaccurate, and uneducated medical advice”
- People I meet online
“How dare you tell me to change my entire personality!”
- Me 😇
- People I meet online
“How dare you tell me to change my entire personality!”
- Me 😇
“BlueSky is so toxic”
Also me
“I will convert them or they will die mysteriously of natural causes”
“The chaos inside me will destroy all of you”
“I live inside you now”
“I’m weaving horrible things at you”
“I wove awful things. Expect them in 5-7 business days”
Huh 🤔
Also me
“I will convert them or they will die mysteriously of natural causes”
“The chaos inside me will destroy all of you”
“I live inside you now”
“I’m weaving horrible things at you”
“I wove awful things. Expect them in 5-7 business days”
Huh 🤔
February 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
“BlueSky is so toxic”
Also me
“I will convert them or they will die mysteriously of natural causes”
“The chaos inside me will destroy all of you”
“I live inside you now”
“I’m weaving horrible things at you”
“I wove awful things. Expect them in 5-7 business days”
Huh 🤔
Also me
“I will convert them or they will die mysteriously of natural causes”
“The chaos inside me will destroy all of you”
“I live inside you now”
“I’m weaving horrible things at you”
“I wove awful things. Expect them in 5-7 business days”
Huh 🤔
“As if it’s my fault that ever other person on this app is insanely stupid and unreasonable”
- Lady Firewind
“Goddam” I exclaim as my victim mask hits the floor.
I pick it up and blow off the flecks of dust and debris.
“I need some superglue.”
- Lady Firewind
“Goddam” I exclaim as my victim mask hits the floor.
I pick it up and blow off the flecks of dust and debris.
“I need some superglue.”
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
“As if it’s my fault that ever other person on this app is insanely stupid and unreasonable”
- Lady Firewind
“Goddam” I exclaim as my victim mask hits the floor.
I pick it up and blow off the flecks of dust and debris.
“I need some superglue.”
- Lady Firewind
“Goddam” I exclaim as my victim mask hits the floor.
I pick it up and blow off the flecks of dust and debris.
“I need some superglue.”
‘Bigots are people too!’
Might be the craziest argument I have made to excuse my own shite behaviour.
#ladyfirewind
Might be the craziest argument I have made to excuse my own shite behaviour.
#ladyfirewind
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
‘Bigots are people too!’
Might be the craziest argument I have made to excuse my own shite behaviour.
#ladyfirewind
Might be the craziest argument I have made to excuse my own shite behaviour.
#ladyfirewind
I went on a rant today about how I’m being bullied. I have deleted most of the comments I have made where I have threatened other people with disabilities or told them that their disabilities were invalid
I think accountability = punching down
When there is countless evidence of my doing the same
I think accountability = punching down
When there is countless evidence of my doing the same
February 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I went on a rant today about how I’m being bullied. I have deleted most of the comments I have made where I have threatened other people with disabilities or told them that their disabilities were invalid
I think accountability = punching down
When there is countless evidence of my doing the same
I think accountability = punching down
When there is countless evidence of my doing the same
I’m writing a novel
Better than all of the other novels!
About a woman - a hero, who never actually steps foot towards to the denouement.
Instead she overthrows an entire corrupt government from the comfort of her futon.
By yelling at internet strangers to ‘man up’
Compelling, right?
🥴
Better than all of the other novels!
About a woman - a hero, who never actually steps foot towards to the denouement.
Instead she overthrows an entire corrupt government from the comfort of her futon.
By yelling at internet strangers to ‘man up’
Compelling, right?
🥴
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I’m writing a novel
Better than all of the other novels!
About a woman - a hero, who never actually steps foot towards to the denouement.
Instead she overthrows an entire corrupt government from the comfort of her futon.
By yelling at internet strangers to ‘man up’
Compelling, right?
🥴
Better than all of the other novels!
About a woman - a hero, who never actually steps foot towards to the denouement.
Instead she overthrows an entire corrupt government from the comfort of her futon.
By yelling at internet strangers to ‘man up’
Compelling, right?
🥴
Bullying is bad.
But so is…
lying about having medical credential and giving terrible medical advice to strangers online.
making racist and bigoted remarks to anyone anywhere.
threatening death and cursing people who disagree with me.
Onward!
But so is…
lying about having medical credential and giving terrible medical advice to strangers online.
making racist and bigoted remarks to anyone anywhere.
threatening death and cursing people who disagree with me.
Onward!
February 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Bullying is bad.
But so is…
lying about having medical credential and giving terrible medical advice to strangers online.
making racist and bigoted remarks to anyone anywhere.
threatening death and cursing people who disagree with me.
Onward!
But so is…
lying about having medical credential and giving terrible medical advice to strangers online.
making racist and bigoted remarks to anyone anywhere.
threatening death and cursing people who disagree with me.
Onward!
Things I do on the regular:
I create backup accounts and then speak about myself in the third person.
I chat back and forth between the two accounts to feign having friends.
I also send texts to myself and pretend to be strangers giving me praise.
Cool girl energy
#ladyfirewind #ladytehilah
I create backup accounts and then speak about myself in the third person.
I chat back and forth between the two accounts to feign having friends.
I also send texts to myself and pretend to be strangers giving me praise.
Cool girl energy
#ladyfirewind #ladytehilah
February 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Things I do on the regular:
I create backup accounts and then speak about myself in the third person.
I chat back and forth between the two accounts to feign having friends.
I also send texts to myself and pretend to be strangers giving me praise.
Cool girl energy
#ladyfirewind #ladytehilah
I create backup accounts and then speak about myself in the third person.
I chat back and forth between the two accounts to feign having friends.
I also send texts to myself and pretend to be strangers giving me praise.
Cool girl energy
#ladyfirewind #ladytehilah
“Autism isn't a real condition”
I speak with the ‘all-knowing’ of someone who lacks the intellect to comprehend just how uninformed and idiotic I truly am.
It is remarkable.
I speak with the ‘all-knowing’ of someone who lacks the intellect to comprehend just how uninformed and idiotic I truly am.
It is remarkable.
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
“Autism isn't a real condition”
I speak with the ‘all-knowing’ of someone who lacks the intellect to comprehend just how uninformed and idiotic I truly am.
It is remarkable.
I speak with the ‘all-knowing’ of someone who lacks the intellect to comprehend just how uninformed and idiotic I truly am.
It is remarkable.
“I did a divination session on the volcano, and it didn't help at all”
To the shock of no one, I cannot control geological events.
Even though “I have no business being this powerful”
- Lady Tehilah Firewind
To the shock of no one, I cannot control geological events.
Even though “I have no business being this powerful”
- Lady Tehilah Firewind
February 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
“I did a divination session on the volcano, and it didn't help at all”
To the shock of no one, I cannot control geological events.
Even though “I have no business being this powerful”
- Lady Tehilah Firewind
To the shock of no one, I cannot control geological events.
Even though “I have no business being this powerful”
- Lady Tehilah Firewind
I encourage others to participate in a violent resistance, but I don’t think my vote matters.
Just another little hint that I am actually just three republicans in a trench-coat.
#ladyfirewind #ladytehilah
Just another little hint that I am actually just three republicans in a trench-coat.
#ladyfirewind #ladytehilah
a man in a trench coat and hat stands in front of a line of people
ALT: a man in a trench coat and hat stands in front of a line of people
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I encourage others to participate in a violent resistance, but I don’t think my vote matters.
Just another little hint that I am actually just three republicans in a trench-coat.
#ladyfirewind #ladytehilah
Just another little hint that I am actually just three republicans in a trench-coat.
#ladyfirewind #ladytehilah
I am 100% certain that we will all die in a climate crisis in the next 10 years.
I also choose to keep having children despite knowing this.
Welcome to Earth, kids! Now, enjoy your imminent fiery demise.
#ladytehilah
I also choose to keep having children despite knowing this.
Welcome to Earth, kids! Now, enjoy your imminent fiery demise.
#ladytehilah
February 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I am 100% certain that we will all die in a climate crisis in the next 10 years.
I also choose to keep having children despite knowing this.
Welcome to Earth, kids! Now, enjoy your imminent fiery demise.
#ladytehilah
I also choose to keep having children despite knowing this.
Welcome to Earth, kids! Now, enjoy your imminent fiery demise.
#ladytehilah
What crazy things am I up to today?
I yelled at someone about the climate crisis. Told them we were all 100% going to die and there’s no hope for us now
When asked for proof, I sent articles that I hadn’t read or understood
Then loudly soap-boxed about how to “do your own research”
🥴
Lady Tehilah
I yelled at someone about the climate crisis. Told them we were all 100% going to die and there’s no hope for us now
When asked for proof, I sent articles that I hadn’t read or understood
Then loudly soap-boxed about how to “do your own research”
🥴
Lady Tehilah
February 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
What crazy things am I up to today?
I yelled at someone about the climate crisis. Told them we were all 100% going to die and there’s no hope for us now
When asked for proof, I sent articles that I hadn’t read or understood
Then loudly soap-boxed about how to “do your own research”
🥴
Lady Tehilah
I yelled at someone about the climate crisis. Told them we were all 100% going to die and there’s no hope for us now
When asked for proof, I sent articles that I hadn’t read or understood
Then loudly soap-boxed about how to “do your own research”
🥴
Lady Tehilah
What have I been up to today?
I have blamed mathematics for the reason I don’t understand mathematics
I lectured a stranger on psychology and autism having no background or education in either
I lied about my husband being a professional athlete
Just a normal day for Lady Tehilah
#batshit
I have blamed mathematics for the reason I don’t understand mathematics
I lectured a stranger on psychology and autism having no background or education in either
I lied about my husband being a professional athlete
Just a normal day for Lady Tehilah
#batshit
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
What have I been up to today?
I have blamed mathematics for the reason I don’t understand mathematics
I lectured a stranger on psychology and autism having no background or education in either
I lied about my husband being a professional athlete
Just a normal day for Lady Tehilah
#batshit
I have blamed mathematics for the reason I don’t understand mathematics
I lectured a stranger on psychology and autism having no background or education in either
I lied about my husband being a professional athlete
Just a normal day for Lady Tehilah
#batshit
“I’m a cloud architect”
The cloud:
The cloud:
January 30, 2026 at 4:08 PM
“I’m a cloud architect”
The cloud:
The cloud:
“His musicianship isn't anything to right home about”
“I have an IQ of 163”
- Lady Tehilah
Quick thing: it’s *write* home, you absolute mashed potatoes for brains
“I have an IQ of 163”
- Lady Tehilah
Quick thing: it’s *write* home, you absolute mashed potatoes for brains
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
“His musicianship isn't anything to right home about”
“I have an IQ of 163”
- Lady Tehilah
Quick thing: it’s *write* home, you absolute mashed potatoes for brains
“I have an IQ of 163”
- Lady Tehilah
Quick thing: it’s *write* home, you absolute mashed potatoes for brains
I don’t like Bad Bunny
Even salsa music is too spicy
- Lady Tehilah
Even salsa music is too spicy
- Lady Tehilah
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I don’t like Bad Bunny
Even salsa music is too spicy
- Lady Tehilah
Even salsa music is too spicy
- Lady Tehilah
“There is no such thing as "an anti-inflammation diet", as in only one kind that fits all.”
- Lady Tehilah
Fact Check:
www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/welln...
- Lady Tehilah
Fact Check:
www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/welln...
Anti Inflammatory Diet
Inflammation is a factor in developing chronic disease. A dietitian explains how eating anti-inflammatory foods can help address the risk.
www.hopkinsmedicine.org
January 27, 2026 at 1:58 PM
“There is no such thing as "an anti-inflammation diet", as in only one kind that fits all.”
- Lady Tehilah
Fact Check:
www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/welln...
- Lady Tehilah
Fact Check:
www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/welln...
I have spent my morning telling actual nurses not to treat patients seeking medical care if they are fascists.
I do not work in healthcare. I do not have an oath of practice for my work. I do not understand the weight and responsibilities of these oaths.
I am an asshole.
I do not work in healthcare. I do not have an oath of practice for my work. I do not understand the weight and responsibilities of these oaths.
I am an asshole.
January 25, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I have spent my morning telling actual nurses not to treat patients seeking medical care if they are fascists.
I do not work in healthcare. I do not have an oath of practice for my work. I do not understand the weight and responsibilities of these oaths.
I am an asshole.
I do not work in healthcare. I do not have an oath of practice for my work. I do not understand the weight and responsibilities of these oaths.
I am an asshole.
“I hate delusion. It is so stupid, and I almost feel like you have to be stupid to be delusional ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
I am a physicist
I work alongside doctors
I am a speech writer
I am an expert on “neuroautoimmune’
The jokes really do write themselves
#iamstupid #iamdelusional
I am a physicist
I work alongside doctors
I am a speech writer
I am an expert on “neuroautoimmune’
The jokes really do write themselves
#iamstupid #iamdelusional
January 24, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“I hate delusion. It is so stupid, and I almost feel like you have to be stupid to be delusional ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
I am a physicist
I work alongside doctors
I am a speech writer
I am an expert on “neuroautoimmune’
The jokes really do write themselves
#iamstupid #iamdelusional
I am a physicist
I work alongside doctors
I am a speech writer
I am an expert on “neuroautoimmune’
The jokes really do write themselves
#iamstupid #iamdelusional
Let’s play a game:
Who said it? Me or Trump?
“We have the best peace”
“Brad Pitt said our peace was the most amazing peace there was.”
All of the doll hairs for the correct guess
💁🏻♀️
Who said it? Me or Trump?
“We have the best peace”
“Brad Pitt said our peace was the most amazing peace there was.”
All of the doll hairs for the correct guess
💁🏻♀️
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Let’s play a game:
Who said it? Me or Trump?
“We have the best peace”
“Brad Pitt said our peace was the most amazing peace there was.”
All of the doll hairs for the correct guess
💁🏻♀️
Who said it? Me or Trump?
“We have the best peace”
“Brad Pitt said our peace was the most amazing peace there was.”
All of the doll hairs for the correct guess
💁🏻♀️
Similarities between me and Trump:
1. I use phrases like “low IQ”
2. I think I’m the most qualified in a conversation
3. I will insult people with the slightest provocation
4. I will lose my temper the second someone disagrees with me
5. I don’t believe in intersectionality
6. I am a transphobe
…
1. I use phrases like “low IQ”
2. I think I’m the most qualified in a conversation
3. I will insult people with the slightest provocation
4. I will lose my temper the second someone disagrees with me
5. I don’t believe in intersectionality
6. I am a transphobe
…
January 23, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Similarities between me and Trump:
1. I use phrases like “low IQ”
2. I think I’m the most qualified in a conversation
3. I will insult people with the slightest provocation
4. I will lose my temper the second someone disagrees with me
5. I don’t believe in intersectionality
6. I am a transphobe
…
1. I use phrases like “low IQ”
2. I think I’m the most qualified in a conversation
3. I will insult people with the slightest provocation
4. I will lose my temper the second someone disagrees with me
5. I don’t believe in intersectionality
6. I am a transphobe
…
January 23, 2026 at 3:55 AM
“What kind of person just stands around in a town square shouting into the air??”
- Lady Tehilah
I’m allergic to irony and there’s no treatment.
- Lady Tehilah
I’m allergic to irony and there’s no treatment.
January 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM
“What kind of person just stands around in a town square shouting into the air??”
- Lady Tehilah
I’m allergic to irony and there’s no treatment.
- Lady Tehilah
I’m allergic to irony and there’s no treatment.
In a world being run by liars and grifters, it is vitally important to call out those behaviours.
If people had done that with Trump, we wouldn’t be here now.
That’s why this account exists. To call out a narcissistic bigot who does abject harm to people online with her hateful lunacy.
🫶🏼
If people had done that with Trump, we wouldn’t be here now.
That’s why this account exists. To call out a narcissistic bigot who does abject harm to people online with her hateful lunacy.
🫶🏼
January 22, 2026 at 7:12 PM
In a world being run by liars and grifters, it is vitally important to call out those behaviours.
If people had done that with Trump, we wouldn’t be here now.
That’s why this account exists. To call out a narcissistic bigot who does abject harm to people online with her hateful lunacy.
🫶🏼
If people had done that with Trump, we wouldn’t be here now.
That’s why this account exists. To call out a narcissistic bigot who does abject harm to people online with her hateful lunacy.
🫶🏼