Lady Esmerelda of Wulferhampton
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Lady Esmerelda of Wulferhampton
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✨ Lady Esmerelda of Wulferhampton ✨ Enchanted by fairies and the magic of mushrooms 🍄🧚‍♀️ A connoisseur of teas and whimsical tales ☕📚 Passionate about the arts and community. Join me on my adventures 🌸✨ #Wulferhampton #FairyTales #MushroomMagic
🫶🥰🍁Roger is out on the town tonight 😘🤭🧚‍♀️ wearing his pulling armour 🤭🫶😉
January 16, 2026 at 7:34 PM
🧚🏽‍♀️😘🥂today we are teaching the little people about the unfairness of existence. 🤭🌟😂We will be casting random fun spells of things like appendicitis or kidney stones. And one or two lucky serfs will get a spell of good luck. 🧚🏽‍♀️⭐️😍

Hugs and kisses 😘
January 15, 2026 at 10:51 AM
🧚🏽‍♀️😘🥰 back to work today, too many serfs are surviving childhood. So today we will be casting blight on newly planted crops. 🫶🤭🌟 I can’t wait to see the little peoples faces when the crops fail! 🥰😘🥂

Hugs and kisses 😘
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 AM
🫶🥰🧚‍♀️ a restful day of recovery for Roger and I. Just practicing a few basic Hex’s 🧚‍♀️😍🫶
January 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
🫶🥰🫶that was a wild night! 😘🫣🤭 has anyone seen Roger? he didn’t come home last night after his foursome with the lads! 🥰😘🧚🏽‍♀️
January 13, 2026 at 8:59 AM
🧚🏽‍♀️🫶🥰Jenny popped over to apologise for last nights demonic encounter, which was sweet of her as it was totally my fault. 🫶🌟

I sent Roger out as he’d never survive a night with Jenny and good help is hard to find🧚🏽‍♀️🥰🦋
January 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
🧚🏽‍♀️😘🥰I accidentally summoned a demon while trying to pronounce all the names of @wulfhelm.bsky.social medicine! 🧚🏽‍♀️🥰🫣 hopefully it will return to hell once it’s fed! 🧚🏽‍♀️🥰🫶
January 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
🫶🧚‍♀️Behold, I have created a magnificent new home fit for me. Yes, I know that the resources could have been used for the betterment of society. 🥰🍁But if the little people want nice things, they should work harder.🥰🧚‍♀️🫶
January 11, 2026 at 7:58 AM
🧚‍♀️🥰🫶I summon the northern winds to bring mildly more winter weather to Wulferhampton! 🫶😍 behold my power! 🥰😘🍁
January 8, 2026 at 12:58 PM
🫶😍🧚‍♀️in my latest series of great works for the pathetic little people of Wulferhampton I have replaced the lepers gate with something more appropriate. 🧚‍♀️🥰🫶

Hugs and kisses 😘

Thank you for your attention in this matter🫶😍🧚‍♀️
January 7, 2026 at 7:44 AM
🫶🧚🏽‍♀️😍announcing the new improved 🧚🏽‍♀️🥰🫶

Hugs and kisses 🧚🏽‍♀️😘🫶
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 PM
I am delighted to dedicate this statue to the people of Wulferhampton 🧚🏽‍♀️😘🌟
January 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
🧚🏽‍♀️🥰🫶today we went squirrel hunting. Which was nice! 🫶🥰🌟
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Hugs and kisses 😘
January 1, 2026 at 9:26 AM
🥰🦋🧚🏽‍♀️ I could lift the ancient curse on Wulferhampton, but where would be the fun in that! 🦋🌟🫶

Hugs and kisses 😘
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 AM
🫶😍🧚‍♀️good news! We are recruiting! 🧚‍♀️🫶 after Roger got a bit over enthusiastic yesterday (he loves his work). 🫶😍🧚‍♀️ we are hiring 🫶🥰🧚‍♀️ we guarantee a job for life. Short term contracts available 🧚‍♀️😍🤭
December 28, 2025 at 7:49 AM
🧚🏽‍♀️Darlings what a wonderful Yuletide we had! 🌟Special thanks must go to the serfs who made it possible. 🧚🏽‍♀️
Alas, Roger and I find we have too many helpers😘rather than fire them, letting them starve🥂🥰as an act of kindness we’ve decided to execute them🫶🧚🏽‍♀️ with the added bonus of encouraging the rest!🧚🏽‍♀️
December 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
🫶😘🍄After yesterday festivities, many of the little people will have worked hard. As a reward Roger the black has offered to wake them up early for today’s work. So they can make today extra special for me. 🧚‍♀️😍🫶

🫶🥰🧚‍♀️isn’t he a darling 😍🥂
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
🧚🏽‍♀️😘🫶At this special time, we take pity on the little people. Roger and I accept many of them into our service, in return for undying loyalty and servitude. 😘🥰🥂

Hugs and kisses 😘
December 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
🫶🧚‍♀️😍good news, Santa has now undergone his indoctrination and will now ensure that for all time, rich children receive more expensive gifts than worthless poor children. Really poor children will get nothing. 🧚‍♀️🥰🫶

Happy Christmas 🤶 😍🧚‍♀️🫶
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
🥰😘🫶today Santa gets to experience the life of the old gods. 🥰😘

Hammer time! 🧚🏽‍♀️🫶

Think I nailed that! 🥰😘
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
🥰🧚🏽‍♀️🫶Roger is helping Santa with his accidental wine. Duke of Clarence style ! 🧚🏽‍♀️😘🥰🥂
December 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
🫶🧚‍♀️🥰Bastard shoppers! 😘🥂clogging up the shops, the supermarket will be close for two days. Get a grip! 🧚‍♀️🫶

Hugs and kisses 😘
December 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
🧚‍♀️😍This week we will mostly be eating reindeer. #feelslikechristmas 😍🫶🧚‍♀️
December 21, 2025 at 11:33 AM
🥰🧚🏽‍♀️🫶Today Roger and I are thinking (laughing) of everyone stuck in traffic to spend Yuletide with people they actively avoid for most of the year! 😘😂😂

Hugs and kisses 😘🧚🏽‍♀️🥰
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM