Something like this ?

LOL! I think we have a winner.

Honey badger don’t give a 💩 about hateful trolls because if you were this tough in real life you just might be dangerous.

Thanks to the collective boycott America plan I found a great skincare brand that’s local and started by two women of colour. It’s called Blume. Also, got some fun samples at Sephora.

Please tell your constituents that we are praying for the people targeted by the fascists that have held your democracy hostage. I’m sure you are more invested in the restoration of the rule of law than I am, but we do care. I am horrified daily by what your residents endure.
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No doubt. I’m here in the Pacific Time Zone looking at an early bed time. Today has been both physically and emotionally draining. I look forward to following you. The more eccentric the better. Good night.😴

Thank you for this most honest and thoughtful response. Same applies for me (except the professional part). I followed you because your profile suggests I will find some truth, even if it’s painful.

Hi there. If I see a rainbow flag in your bio, I will follow.

I’m going to start lobbying Bluesky for a special FIFA prize for co-hosting the World Cup with our neighbours to the south. Any suggestions?