If they didn't want me to write Christmas incest, then why would Folgers release a commercial about it?

They know they can't send hate comments to ladydorian bc ladydorian does not care and might just tell you to go fuck yourself

Or should I say buckle up? Bc it's gonna be a filthy ride

I had to stop catching the shrimp bc one time it ended up in my purse, and I didn't find it until the next day.

I'm like the monkey's paw, ppl go "Anna, can you write this?" And I curl one finger and come up with the most cursed shit.

I was asked about car sex once and turned it into step-incest daddy kink, it's not that I don't understand the assignment, I just take it and do whatever the fuck I want

Sometimes I wonder if ppl really know what they're getting into when they ask if I'd consider writing for a particular ship or trope. Yes, I will write Swanyasuke, but there will be dirty talk & misogyny & adultery & maybe some humiliation thrown in too.