Mostly Unhealthy🇨🇦
@ladyallison.bsky.social
When he's right, he's right.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
When he's right, he's right.
It's kinda sketchy though.
Be cake or be pudding.
Pick a lane, Pie!
Be cake or be pudding.
Pick a lane, Pie!
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It's kinda sketchy though.
Be cake or be pudding.
Pick a lane, Pie!
Be cake or be pudding.
Pick a lane, Pie!
Honestly, good. Cuz my brain immediately went here.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Honestly, good. Cuz my brain immediately went here.
I mean, is anyone really surprised that Judy is a lesbian?
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I mean, is anyone really surprised that Judy is a lesbian?
I need lower inflation and one of those mutli-day feeding stones. I don't wanna leave my house for a while.
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I need lower inflation and one of those mutli-day feeding stones. I don't wanna leave my house for a while.
As millennial, I feel like I'm obligated to say "too soon🤨".
I don't believe it, but I feel I should say it.
I don't believe it, but I feel I should say it.
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
As millennial, I feel like I'm obligated to say "too soon🤨".
I don't believe it, but I feel I should say it.
I don't believe it, but I feel I should say it.
Oh shit. Don't let Melania meet him😂. Don't think either of them are mature enough to be in a thruple😂
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Oh shit. Don't let Melania meet him😂. Don't think either of them are mature enough to be in a thruple😂
I mean, trump did hire the wormy little losers though, so kindof his own fault 😏
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I mean, trump did hire the wormy little losers though, so kindof his own fault 😏
Translation: Weight and Height limits for flight attendants. And they will start calling them Stewardesses again.
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Translation: Weight and Height limits for flight attendants. And they will start calling them Stewardesses again.
It happens sometimes with Canadians too. They drink the Kool aid and lose perspective.
As far as I'm concerned, you break it, you bought it.
The US owns their depravity now.
As far as I'm concerned, you break it, you bought it.
The US owns their depravity now.
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It happens sometimes with Canadians too. They drink the Kool aid and lose perspective.
As far as I'm concerned, you break it, you bought it.
The US owns their depravity now.
As far as I'm concerned, you break it, you bought it.
The US owns their depravity now.
Now he's gonna let the media run with the "files", spending weeks analysing them so he can take down the Washington Monument and replace it with a statue of himself.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Now he's gonna let the media run with the "files", spending weeks analysing them so he can take down the Washington Monument and replace it with a statue of himself.
I second the motion! Can we add a tactile keyboard rider? I really hate touchscreens.
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I second the motion! Can we add a tactile keyboard rider? I really hate touchscreens.
For the 11th time in a row despite the smell-that's how.
Why? cuz it's my cozy homebody sweater so fuck you I do what I want.
(Laundry day is tomorrow 😏)
Why? cuz it's my cozy homebody sweater so fuck you I do what I want.
(Laundry day is tomorrow 😏)
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
For the 11th time in a row despite the smell-that's how.
Why? cuz it's my cozy homebody sweater so fuck you I do what I want.
(Laundry day is tomorrow 😏)
Why? cuz it's my cozy homebody sweater so fuck you I do what I want.
(Laundry day is tomorrow 😏)
This is the only acceptable use of AI.
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is the only acceptable use of AI.
There is one thing and one thing ONLY that I am actually grateful to her for, with her recent code-switch.
100% Donald is squirming in anger over the things she is saying now and I am all for ANYTHING that makes that monster uncomfortable 😈
100% Donald is squirming in anger over the things she is saying now and I am all for ANYTHING that makes that monster uncomfortable 😈
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
There is one thing and one thing ONLY that I am actually grateful to her for, with her recent code-switch.
100% Donald is squirming in anger over the things she is saying now and I am all for ANYTHING that makes that monster uncomfortable 😈
100% Donald is squirming in anger over the things she is saying now and I am all for ANYTHING that makes that monster uncomfortable 😈
That's the fumes. Open a window.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
That's the fumes. Open a window.
I thought it was margarine 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I thought it was margarine 🤔
Wait. That's an option?
Can I join in?!
Can I join in?!
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Wait. That's an option?
Can I join in?!
Can I join in?!
Poster like the paper thing we hung on our walls? Cuz that's just a lack of imagination.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Poster like the paper thing we hung on our walls? Cuz that's just a lack of imagination.
Then it crashes into a blue screen/balls of death😅
I'm sorry for that😏
I'll see myself out.
I'm sorry for that😏
I'll see myself out.
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Then it crashes into a blue screen/balls of death😅
I'm sorry for that😏
I'll see myself out.
I'm sorry for that😏
I'll see myself out.
Former Mrs: Bill: phew! Got out just in time.
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Former Mrs: Bill: phew! Got out just in time.