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Adam, Holly Jolly Jinglehorse
@ladambell.bsky.social
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He/him. Love Mega Man, Spelunky, Videoball, word puzzles, and massage chairs. Opinions expressed are my own. Userpic by patreon.com/icelevel. #BLM 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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I don't know why they sell greeting cards at the car wash, but these are uh, something
A greeting card with an image of a faceless woman and the words "As we grow older, it's important to remember that life is all about how you handle Plan B." A pink greeting card with some tulips at the bottom and the words "A Girlfriend Is a Sister you Choose."
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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You bastards

(tagged as graphic for spoilers from today's Wordle)
The Wordle puzzle for 12/19/25. My guesses: BULGE (no hits) SHACK (H is right but out of place) HONOR (H and R are right but out of place) WHIRL (H is right but out of place; R is right) MYRRH (the correct solution)
December 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Vacation starts tomorrow
White text on a black background that reads: Dawn of The Final Day -24 Hours Remain- Selfie of me, a man with short brown hair and a beard. I'm wearing a navy blue button-up shirt with gold outlines of pinecones and pine seeds. My eyes are open wide in a combination of excitement and shock, and I'm holding my blue aluminum water bottle.
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Tuesday. Been a good one so far
Selfie of me, a man with short brown hair and a beard. I'm wearing a blue and black plaid flannel shirt with a gray hood attached, and holding my blue aluminum water bottle. I'm standing in front of a bunch of trees whose leaves have turned brown for the winter.
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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This, from Bandcamp's 2025 wrap-up page, brings me joy
The album art for The Protomen's "Act III: This City Made Us": a figure with wild shoulder-length pink hair and a matching pink jacket holds a blue helmet as they stand atop a tall building. Facing away from the camera, the figure looks out across a cityscape as a shaft of blue light from the sky pierces a range of mountains in the background. Text below the art reads: Most preordered: Act III: This City Made Us Bandcamp fans hotly anticipated The Protomen's new LP.
December 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Now rewatching Batman 89. Adored it as a young kid, though a lot obviously went over my head. Love how unique it feels, before more modern superhero movie tropes.

And you may not like it, but this what peak performance looks like. Who gives a shit about practical, this fucken thing's got styyyyyyle
The Batmobile from Batman (1989): an impossibly long and sleek black car with an enormous jet turbine in the front, perched between two huge sloping pointed fenders. Two-thirds of the way back is a sliding cockpit hood, and at the rear a pair of stylized bat wings.
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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That's right
Description for a DVD set of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man movies. Under the title, the cast reads "Starring Tobey Maguire, Randy Savage."
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Rewatching Batman Returns and finding myself truly horrified by these grotesque makeup effects
Max Schreck from Batman Returns (1992), portrayed by Christopher Walken. Max wears a tuxedo and an absolutely ridiculous white wig.
December 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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RIP
Me preparing to play the word STANZAS in Words With Friends for 98 points. Henchmen 21 and 24 from The Venture Bros., together and happy in 24's powder-blue Nissan Stanza.
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Hell yeah
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I feel like the tagline may have been the single most enduring thing this movie contributed to society
The poster for Alien vs. Predator, depicting a xenomorph and a Yautja warrior with a raised blade on a white background. The tagline reads "Whoever wins... we lose."
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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O captain, my captain!
A line of roller derby skaters introducing themselves before a bout. One of them, Tilly, has skated slightly forward from the rest of the line and raises her hands in a greeting. Tilly wears a pink helmet, protective gear, a white T-shirt, and a black and purple plaid skirt.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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'Tis the season
Ramona, a gray striped tabby cat, glancing at the camera as she climbs a Christmas tree that was so recently put up that it hasn't been decorated yet. Owen, an orange tabby cat poking his head out of the decorated Christmas tree he has climbed. Gretchen, a beautiful calico cat laying serenely at the bottom of a lit Christmas tree. Noelle, a black cat sitting beneath a lit Christmas tree on a tree skirt resembling a knit red and white Christmas sweater. She is perched on all fours and ready to run at any moment.
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Wow, someone should really tax these billionaires
A Bluesky post from Jacob Bogage, a reporter at the Washington Post. The Post is owned by Jeff Bezos, who is also the founder of Amazon. Bogage's post reads: "SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival. "It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy. "USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025." The last sentence of this post about the USPS's $9 billion loss has been highlighted in yellow.
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Meme image of the Spy from Team Fortress 2, his mouth full of cigarettes. The caption below the image reads "GENTLEMEN."
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Oh, is this where we share our best TeeKO shirts?
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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RLM got me good with this
From a Redlettermedia video talking about upcoming potential reboots and sequels, Mike Stoklasa stands beside a mockup image of a Dukes of Hazzard reboot. In the image, the Confederate flag atop the show's iconic General Lee car has been replaced by Daniel Quasar's version of the LGBT pride flag, with six horizontal rainbow stripes and a triangle consisting of black, brown, light blue, pink, and white.
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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A meme image macro of Geordi La Forge from Star Trek. The first five images are all identical shots of Geordi with his head turned and his hand outstretched as though he is refusing something. Paired with each of these shots are the words "Team Edward," "Team Jacob," "Team Bella," "Team RFK," and "Team Olivia." The final shot of Geordi shows him with his head looking toward someone off-camera and pointing at them to indiciate his approval. Next to this image is the text "Team Brain Worm."
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Good timeline moment
Two adjacent posts on my timeline from earlier today: the first is a story from CNBC slugged "While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn't always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris." The post just underneath it from @prof-hinkley.bsky.social says "Spatch my cock."
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Thinking again about Assapoopshits Massachusetts, like you do
A post from @Home_Halfway that reads: BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Different parade
From Batman (1989). Gotham City's bicentennial parade makes it way down a dark and smoky street, led by a float with a birthday cake and a large lit "200" sign on the front. Behind it is a huge balloon in the shape of a clown.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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And yes, it does work both ways
Frank Rossitano from 30 Rock, sitting at a table. Frank is a clean-shaven man with shoulder-length curly brown hair and mutton chops who wears a pair of black glasses and a customized black trucker hat. Yellow text on this hat reads "GOOD SHAPE." Frank from 30 Rock, sitting at a table. He wears a blue trucker hat with yellow text that says "BAD GIRL." Frank from 30 Rock, pointing a remote control toward the viewer. He wears a yellow trucker hat with red text that says "PILLOW TALK." Frank from 30 Rock, now with a beard. He wears a red trucker hat with yellow text that says "FUNKY."
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Travis from Killer 7 but his shirt says things from Frank's hats on 30 Rock instead
Travis from Killer 7, sitting in the front seat of a car. Travis is a gray-skinned, white-haired ghost whose skin appears slightly transparent and wears a black tank top. Pink text on the tank top reads "1,000,000 POINTS." Travis from Killer 7, hanging upside-down from a pipe by his legs. Green text on his tank top reads "FOLEY ARTIST." Travis from Killer 7, leaning against a bluish-gray bathroom stall. Red text on his tank top reads "Taco Robot." Travis from Killer 7, leaning against a reddish-orange wall. Pink text on his tank top reads "KARATE SLUTS."
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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His scripts and delivery are so perfectly dry that these little buried jokes hit every time.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM