Lachy France
@lachyheel.bsky.social
7x grand final commentator, 1x national championship sideline reporter.
🏀📺 Sutherland and Comets NBL1 East.
🏀🎙️ East Got Game podcast.
⚽️📝 College Matildas.
Also watching winter sports, cycling, and handball.
Owner of one college team logo tattoo.
🏀📺 Sutherland and Comets NBL1 East.
🏀🎙️ East Got Game podcast.
⚽️📝 College Matildas.
Also watching winter sports, cycling, and handball.
Owner of one college team logo tattoo.
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Lachy France
@lachyheel.bsky.social
· Feb 22
-flashback to November 7, 2023-
Welcome to Davidson v USC Upstate women's basketball, live on ESPN+, your commentators this evening are…
Welcome to Davidson v USC Upstate women's basketball, live on ESPN+, your commentators this evening are…
I watched this game (despite knowing HPU's Aussie was millions to even get on the pitch) and it was even more bonkers than this suggests.
read the second post of the thread too. it only gets better.
read the second post of the thread too. it only gets better.
Yeah, Gotham was great today.
But here's what High Point University did:
High Point:
Had a player sent off in the 7th minute.
Equalized in the 90th minute.
Went 7-for-7 on penalties to win the Big South Tournament.
But here's what High Point University did:
High Point:
Had a player sent off in the 7th minute.
Equalized in the 90th minute.
Went 7-for-7 on penalties to win the Big South Tournament.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I watched this game (despite knowing HPU's Aussie was millions to even get on the pitch) and it was even more bonkers than this suggests.
read the second post of the thread too. it only gets better.
read the second post of the thread too. it only gets better.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
the things (i.e.: watching WSW) I go through to watch Ella Buchanan and Amy Chessari.
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
the things (i.e.: watching WSW) I go through to watch Ella Buchanan and Amy Chessari.
the general implosion of LSU continuing into its on-field play would be funny if it wasn't so damn frustrating from a general football intelligence standpoint.
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the general implosion of LSU continuing into its on-field play would be funny if it wasn't so damn frustrating from a general football intelligence standpoint.
this is not a normal thing to happen in a handball game.
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
this is not a normal thing to happen in a handball game.
most of the time, @mattbrown.bsky.social brings me interesting college sports business news, and it is worth far more than the...whatever price I pay with the current abject AUD exchange rate.
but not always. today, he brought us something far more important to read.
but not always. today, he brought us something far more important to read.
What it means to be okay with not being okay
Nebraska coach Matt Rhule makes a critical point about support and mental health, even in a transactional world.
www.extrapointsmb.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
most of the time, @mattbrown.bsky.social brings me interesting college sports business news, and it is worth far more than the...whatever price I pay with the current abject AUD exchange rate.
but not always. today, he brought us something far more important to read.
but not always. today, he brought us something far more important to read.
excellent news!
🇦🇺 RUBY, RUBY, RUBY!
✍️ We're thrilled to have Ruby Roseman-Gannon sign for 2⃣0⃣2⃣6⃣ & 2⃣0⃣2⃣7⃣
🗞️ bit.ly/RubyRosemanG...
✍️ We're thrilled to have Ruby Roseman-Gannon sign for 2⃣0⃣2⃣6⃣ & 2⃣0⃣2⃣7⃣
🗞️ bit.ly/RubyRosemanG...
✍️🇦🇺 Australian talent Roseman-Gannon renews through 2027 with Liv AlUla Jayco
Liv AlUla Jayco is thrilled to confirm that Australian talent Ruby Roseman-Gannon has inked a contract extension with the team, confirming mutual trust and confidence between the squad and the rider f...
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
excellent news!
friday 5:30pm tip-off?
wnbl wyd?
wnbl wyd?
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
friday 5:30pm tip-off?
wnbl wyd?
wnbl wyd?
between Aimee Medwin's run that put Brisbane in position to score, and Rola Badawiya's goal, it's been a great first half for Long Beach State University.
#PERvBRI
#PERvBRI
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
between Aimee Medwin's run that put Brisbane in position to score, and Rola Badawiya's goal, it's been a great first half for Long Beach State University.
#PERvBRI
#PERvBRI
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. ROLA BADAWIYA.
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 AM
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. ROLA BADAWIYA.
a deflection taking it past Alyssa Dall'Oste?
once again i have been personally victimised by football.
once again i have been personally victimised by football.
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
a deflection taking it past Alyssa Dall'Oste?
once again i have been personally victimised by football.
once again i have been personally victimised by football.
can I help?
When I’m in charge of the Revolutionary Tribunal, I’ll begin by executing those who popularised the brioche bun.
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
can I help?
THEY DID. ABSOLUTE SCENES.
Canisius v Sacred Heart for all the marbles!
hoo boy did the chances of an Aussie featuring in the NCAA Tournament just rise.
Canisius v Sacred Heart for all the marbles!
hoo boy did the chances of an Aussie featuring in the NCAA Tournament just rise.
me oh my are Fairfield going to lose in the conference tournament semi-finals!?
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
THEY DID. ABSOLUTE SCENES.
Canisius v Sacred Heart for all the marbles!
hoo boy did the chances of an Aussie featuring in the NCAA Tournament just rise.
Canisius v Sacred Heart for all the marbles!
hoo boy did the chances of an Aussie featuring in the NCAA Tournament just rise.
me oh my are Fairfield going to lose in the conference tournament semi-finals!?
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
me oh my are Fairfield going to lose in the conference tournament semi-finals!?
holy moly Alex Murphy absolutely mashing R2 to get to the ball first and cutting back for Peyton Gilmore to put High Point up 1-0.
speed kills (opposition defences).
speed kills (opposition defences).
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
holy moly Alex Murphy absolutely mashing R2 to get to the ball first and cutting back for Peyton Gilmore to put High Point up 1-0.
speed kills (opposition defences).
speed kills (opposition defences).
it should be illegal to show the stadium concessions stand at halftime of a game I'm watching at 8:30am.
i want processed cheese nachos (aka the greatest but worst food in the world). 😢
i want processed cheese nachos (aka the greatest but worst food in the world). 😢
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
it should be illegal to show the stadium concessions stand at halftime of a game I'm watching at 8:30am.
i want processed cheese nachos (aka the greatest but worst food in the world). 😢
i want processed cheese nachos (aka the greatest but worst food in the world). 😢
can this ref please start giving out yellow cards for these Quinnipiac players doing the VAR signal.
Canisius would've won by forfeit due to red cards by now if he'd done so all game.
Canisius would've won by forfeit due to red cards by now if he'd done so all game.
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
can this ref please start giving out yellow cards for these Quinnipiac players doing the VAR signal.
Canisius would've won by forfeit due to red cards by now if he'd done so all game.
Canisius would've won by forfeit due to red cards by now if he'd done so all game.
quinnipiac university has an endowment of $674m, get a reliable connection for your soccer stadium ffs.
November 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
quinnipiac university has an endowment of $674m, get a reliable connection for your soccer stadium ffs.
This Canisius v Quinnipiac women's soccer game is absolute insanity.
oh and now we've lost the stream whilst the ref is doing a VAR check for a potential golden goal.
oh and now we've lost the stream whilst the ref is doing a VAR check for a potential golden goal.
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This Canisius v Quinnipiac women's soccer game is absolute insanity.
oh and now we've lost the stream whilst the ref is doing a VAR check for a potential golden goal.
oh and now we've lost the stream whilst the ref is doing a VAR check for a potential golden goal.
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Lauren Nicholson and Issy Morgan on court together.
I'd just pack up and go home.
(did I make the same joke when Kate Seebohm and Issy Morgan played for Norths together? yes. and I'll keep making it.)
I'd just pack up and go home.
(did I make the same joke when Kate Seebohm and Issy Morgan played for Norths together? yes. and I'll keep making it.)
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Lauren Nicholson and Issy Morgan on court together.
I'd just pack up and go home.
(did I make the same joke when Kate Seebohm and Issy Morgan played for Norths together? yes. and I'll keep making it.)
I'd just pack up and go home.
(did I make the same joke when Kate Seebohm and Issy Morgan played for Norths together? yes. and I'll keep making it.)
if Swain wants to spend more time with Nicholson in the WNBL off-season, I wouldn't say no. 🦈
watch the monkey's paw curl and they go play NBL1 South together or something.
watch the monkey's paw curl and they go play NBL1 South together or something.
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
if Swain wants to spend more time with Nicholson in the WNBL off-season, I wouldn't say no. 🦈
watch the monkey's paw curl and they go play NBL1 South together or something.
watch the monkey's paw curl and they go play NBL1 South together or something.