Lachesis Arkwight 💰
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Lachesis Arkwight 💰
@lach.girlfailure.zone
Just your friendly Traveling Merchant. Full-on NPC-energy VTuber💰
💰 Design: @JunProject (Twitter)
💰ママ: @orangecar.bsky.social, @poribaketu137 (Twitter)
💰Icon & Banner: @lcjam.bsky.social
💰🎨: #LachingArt

https://twitch.tv/LachofAllTrades
Collecting free money in the AI-driven ARC infested wastelands!

Link in Bio!
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Sickness must be purged and I have been purged from the timeline.

YOU CAN'T GET RID OF A TRAVELING MERCHANT VTUBER NPC THAT EASILY NOW CAN YOU
waitpleasedon'tblock
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sorry for being absent again! Getting through this bronchitis is pain. Affects even my ability to play quicker games and my judgmental abilities!

Sickness screws me up pretttttttty hard! Hope you're all having a wonderful time though! Keep on keeping on! 🙏👍
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Yeah. I have Gogh too.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Lacking a good deal VTubers? What do you have that makes me go:
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
💰STREAM SCHEDULE💰
╰┈➤ 11/17 through 11/23 🎉

YOUR TRAVELING MERCHANT VTUBER HAS A SCHEDULE AGAIN? HOLY----

#VTuber #ENVTuber
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
YOU SEE THESE?? They're called meringues. THEY LOOK SOFT RIGHT?

Nononononono. THEY'RE HARD AND I FEEL SCAMMED EVERY TIME I BITE ONE. I'm not a fan. What about you? Anything give you that expectation -> reality whiplash? 😭
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
YOU KNOWWWW--- YOU KNOW??? GOD DAMMIT.
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hey! Your friendly traveling merchant NPC VTuber is back to following the Yakuza again!

Just in like 1 hour or so...! 😂
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Huh, first time I've seen people find my stream on Youtube... Glad you all managed to find it outside my Twitch!
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A bard, a drunk, a fish, and a biblically accurate meowman walk into a bar--

www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Good morning everyone! 👋

You got anything to trade? I'll give you a pretty good deal! 💰

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
HERE WE GO. GOOD TO GO. JACK BARDFIST LAUNCHES.

www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I'm very wary of some in the VTuber community. Weird things happen. I'll start. I've seen "friends" get mad at another VTuber for simply just going through with debuting!

What weird things have you seen in the VTuber Community?
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Heyo everyone! Good morning.

Strike a good deal for me today yeah? Go and have some fun!

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I MUST KNOW WHAT IS THE CORRECT WAY FOR TOILET PAPER.

WHICH IS IT?
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I love Mahjong! 🙂 Pleasegodhelpme
#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
...I love Mahjong!
October 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Playing with Mahjong until I go to the hobital. 😔
www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Morning VTubers! 👋 I cooka da food but I forgot to take a picture.

But it's not safe to go alone! Take this!
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Morning VTubers! 👋
October 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Heyo! Morning VTubers!

Lookin' for a good deal?
October 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hot sales in your neighborhood! 💰

Click here to be SCAMMED--

www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Zero personality? NPC? Personality of a NukaCola Bottle Cap?

That me! Your friendly traveling merchant VTuber! 🤝

You buyin' anything or what?
October 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We dig for gold in a town that's making me dig for gold.

www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM