L4UREN
@l4uren.bsky.social
So glad to be here. I’m here to enjoy all the funny, smart, and interesting observations that y’all make! And maybe make some of my own. Excuse me while I hit “follow” with abandon.
I think those are AI? Look at his hands. Fingers not nearly stubby enough to he his.
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I think those are AI? Look at his hands. Fingers not nearly stubby enough to he his.
Reminds me: my awesome neighbor is a pick-up driving lesbian and she rigs up her truck every June with a big pride flag and it's so cool.
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Reminds me: my awesome neighbor is a pick-up driving lesbian and she rigs up her truck every June with a big pride flag and it's so cool.
It has multiple healing properties.
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It has multiple healing properties.
What hotel? Regardless, this should be your Yelp review.
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
What hotel? Regardless, this should be your Yelp review.
Trumpslop Trumpslop Trumpslop🎶
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Trumpslop Trumpslop Trumpslop🎶
My personal Dx of him is a combo of malignant narcissism PLUS anti-social personality disorder. I’m not a doctor but I was a psych major once upon a time. He has no sense of what it means to adhere to an agreed upon social contract that the vast majority of us understand.
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My personal Dx of him is a combo of malignant narcissism PLUS anti-social personality disorder. I’m not a doctor but I was a psych major once upon a time. He has no sense of what it means to adhere to an agreed upon social contract that the vast majority of us understand.
We received a Thanksgiving card a week ago! They mock us.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We received a Thanksgiving card a week ago! They mock us.
It must be wild to have family in the hundreds! Mine is small.
That said, my sister and boyfriend forgot a sex toy in our guest room on their last visit and my sons (12y-15y) found it. We haven't decided if we should present them with it tomorrow.
That said, my sister and boyfriend forgot a sex toy in our guest room on their last visit and my sons (12y-15y) found it. We haven't decided if we should present them with it tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It must be wild to have family in the hundreds! Mine is small.
That said, my sister and boyfriend forgot a sex toy in our guest room on their last visit and my sons (12y-15y) found it. We haven't decided if we should present them with it tomorrow.
That said, my sister and boyfriend forgot a sex toy in our guest room on their last visit and my sons (12y-15y) found it. We haven't decided if we should present them with it tomorrow.
Wait, so are you the only family member who knows this? Is your cousin a jerk? Or cool? I need more details.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Wait, so are you the only family member who knows this? Is your cousin a jerk? Or cool? I need more details.
Back to the Future
Karate Kid
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Three Amigos
Karate Kid
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Three Amigos
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Back to the Future
Karate Kid
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Three Amigos
Karate Kid
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Three Amigos
My son's pediatrician pulled a perler bead out of his ear during a routine physical about 10 years ago and had such a similar reaction! Like, a found treasure or something!
She asked if she could keep it!
What? Please do.
She asked if she could keep it!
What? Please do.
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My son's pediatrician pulled a perler bead out of his ear during a routine physical about 10 years ago and had such a similar reaction! Like, a found treasure or something!
She asked if she could keep it!
What? Please do.
She asked if she could keep it!
What? Please do.
I caught the end, what an amazing catch!
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I caught the end, what an amazing catch!
Is your son a tween yet? If not, just you wait… Dr. Squatch would like a word.
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Is your son a tween yet? If not, just you wait… Dr. Squatch would like a word.
Love that for them. I just googled M4L to read up on their historic losses and am shocked that I’ve found multiple articles saying they won a bunch on Tuesday. Like, there are just blatantly false articles on sites that look reputable? Maybe I’ve been under a rock but, damn. Shocking misinformation.
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Love that for them. I just googled M4L to read up on their historic losses and am shocked that I’ve found multiple articles saying they won a bunch on Tuesday. Like, there are just blatantly false articles on sites that look reputable? Maybe I’ve been under a rock but, damn. Shocking misinformation.
Change the input on the TV to the one that the HDMI cord is plugged into?
October 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Change the input on the TV to the one that the HDMI cord is plugged into?
It’s both irreverent and poignant. I hope you love it! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It’s both irreverent and poignant. I hope you love it! 🤗
Just gotta share this podcast, whenever I hear the GGs referenced.
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The Golden Girls Deep Dive Podcast
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October 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Just gotta share this podcast, whenever I hear the GGs referenced.
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Ooh, I’m in the market for a new show. I’ll check out Westworld.
October 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Ooh, I’m in the market for a new show. I’ll check out Westworld.
So you verify your identity and age, then have hot keyboard sex with a machine. And presumably ChatGPT keeps a record of all of it? This seems like an efficient way to blackmail people who partake, no?
October 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
So you verify your identity and age, then have hot keyboard sex with a machine. And presumably ChatGPT keeps a record of all of it? This seems like an efficient way to blackmail people who partake, no?
He’s like when a skinny girl insists she’s fat, so her friends have to tell her repeatedly she’s not fat. Maybe he’s looking for reassurance.
October 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
He’s like when a skinny girl insists she’s fat, so her friends have to tell her repeatedly she’s not fat. Maybe he’s looking for reassurance.
May I suggest for your next movie night, The Three Amigos.
October 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
May I suggest for your next movie night, The Three Amigos.