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Lars Patrick Hauser🎗️
@l-p-h.bsky.social
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Always knows where his towel is.
Will only PM with people I know.

Long live Europe! 🇪🇺
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The moment comes where someone with access will have enough and push that button to release it all out in the open, because folks we all know this is the only way this situation can be resolved quickly and decisively!
December 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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"Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come round again. That's why they're called revolutions."
December 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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We'll be back when you cleaned up the Nazi poop out of the WH.

Until then - tata!
December 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Thanks but no. No sports event is worth that risk. Bringing my family to THIS America? Not a chance. I'll wait until the football world cup returns to civilization.
December 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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We're not cheap, we're economic and unashamed!
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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It's only flaw is that it is so esthetically pleasing, even when it's terrifying, that it almost makes you forget about the displayed horror for a moment!
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Brazil is fantastic!
December 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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While I hate this, it doesn't actually change that much for me as a European. I don't have to spend my vacation money in America? Sorry America you're going to see me and my money again when the grown ups have taken the rudder again!
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Pfft. Wer will denn da noch hin? 😂
December 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Alles womit die CDU Scholz aus dem Amt gedrängt hat macht sie jetzt aus Notwendig selbst. Scholz ist kein unbeschriebenes Blatt, aber nur um die AfD nach oben zu katapultieren hätten wir uns meiner Meinung nach die Kanzlercharade sparen können!
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Whelp...what noob did say that? With Trump it's best to say one thing (to the idiot emperor) and then do another. A little flip flopping buys time, which is all we need. And chips!!!
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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rick and morty are sitting at a table talking about their purpose
ALT: rick and morty are sitting at a table talking about their purpose
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December 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Pong Elysium
December 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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I misread this as "glowing bacon of reason" which makes no sense other than proving I should get breakfast first before posting...
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Hey there... what's with the unsettling smile?
a man in a suit is smiling in the back seat of a car .
ALT: a man in a suit is smiling in the back seat of a car .
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December 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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We are currently installing a European alternative to the Patriot system and he got wind of it. It's a diplomatic race to please the idiot emperor on the one hand while building the capacity to wave him goodbye...
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Wow. I've seen a couple of eye openers on my many trans Atlantic flights, but all I have is usually my phone and a ordinary window!

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December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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*bestückt mit Glühwein

Prösterchen aus München!
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Hint: Eating at McDonald's is really bad for you, so apparently it's still too cheap...
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM