Steve Sales (he / him)
@kynesmilkshake.bsky.social
elder millennial dad of 2, kid of immigrants, & designated hater of NIMBY liberals (iykyk)
I want to play Nerf with my boys in this home 😂
February 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I want to play Nerf with my boys in this home 😂
Oh that's a deep cut back to middle school 🫣
January 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oh that's a deep cut back to middle school 🫣
I cued John Williams in my mind when I reached the end of your tweet.
January 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I cued John Williams in my mind when I reached the end of your tweet.
I can't fathom following more than a couple hundred, at most. Like the timeline loses any relevance beyond that.
January 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I can't fathom following more than a couple hundred, at most. Like the timeline loses any relevance beyond that.
You've been visited by Frank. He will bestow upon you a pair of nickels dug up from the little ashtray spot in your vehicle that you didn't realize were there.
Blessed be Frank the Raccoon
Blessed be Frank the Raccoon
December 28, 2024 at 11:50 PM
You've been visited by Frank. He will bestow upon you a pair of nickels dug up from the little ashtray spot in your vehicle that you didn't realize were there.
Blessed be Frank the Raccoon
Blessed be Frank the Raccoon
Tough to fight a goopy opponent. Like.. gross, I'm not swinging my sword at that. Can you imagine cleaning my gear after that?
December 26, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Tough to fight a goopy opponent. Like.. gross, I'm not swinging my sword at that. Can you imagine cleaning my gear after that?
Worse, it could be defaulting to _Canadian_ English. Try typing Starbucks, see if it autocorrects to Tim Hortons 🫢
December 18, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Worse, it could be defaulting to _Canadian_ English. Try typing Starbucks, see if it autocorrects to Tim Hortons 🫢
Uhh, we use dickhead. It's not common, but I've definitely heard it / used it myself.
To be fair though, we probably don't use it enough.
To be fair though, we probably don't use it enough.
December 18, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Uhh, we use dickhead. It's not common, but I've definitely heard it / used it myself.
To be fair though, we probably don't use it enough.
To be fair though, we probably don't use it enough.
I really, really want to see this person's take on the The Hebrew Hammer 😂
December 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I really, really want to see this person's take on the The Hebrew Hammer 😂
I did, thank you.
I trust your cat was respectful enough to cover their mouth with their paw?
I trust your cat was respectful enough to cover their mouth with their paw?
December 17, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I did, thank you.
I trust your cat was respectful enough to cover their mouth with their paw?
I trust your cat was respectful enough to cover their mouth with their paw?
^^this guy pizzas.
December 16, 2024 at 1:25 AM
^^this guy pizzas.
Pearl specifically gives her so much opportunity to stretch too. Manic, joy, sadness, anger, seething jealousy.. the list goes on.
She eats every god damned scene.
She eats every god damned scene.
December 15, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Pearl specifically gives her so much opportunity to stretch too. Manic, joy, sadness, anger, seething jealousy.. the list goes on.
She eats every god damned scene.
She eats every god damned scene.
Hey, that seems pretty neat! Congrats 🤘
December 15, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Hey, that seems pretty neat! Congrats 🤘
Hard water filters or like, brita purifier filters? Cause the former are worth it for your skin alone 😌
December 15, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Hard water filters or like, brita purifier filters? Cause the former are worth it for your skin alone 😌
How cool! And horrifying! But a great story for cocktails? Still awful!
December 14, 2024 at 12:26 AM
How cool! And horrifying! But a great story for cocktails? Still awful!
No.
..ok yes, but no.
..ok yes, but no.
December 13, 2024 at 4:35 PM
No.
..ok yes, but no.
..ok yes, but no.
I'm convinced my older likes them, and just hasn't accepted it yet.
The younger abhors them though so yeah, I think this tracks.
The younger abhors them though so yeah, I think this tracks.
December 13, 2024 at 2:43 AM
I'm convinced my older likes them, and just hasn't accepted it yet.
The younger abhors them though so yeah, I think this tracks.
The younger abhors them though so yeah, I think this tracks.
Half-life 3: G-Man and Friends
December 12, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Half-life 3: G-Man and Friends
In Sales, almost any IC role you interview for that's "Senior" or above will require 4 to 5 rounds of interviews, a business plan, and a pitch deck.
I've started counter offering with an absurd consulting rate and nope'ing out if they balk.
Time is money, friend.
I've started counter offering with an absurd consulting rate and nope'ing out if they balk.
Time is money, friend.
December 12, 2024 at 2:41 PM
In Sales, almost any IC role you interview for that's "Senior" or above will require 4 to 5 rounds of interviews, a business plan, and a pitch deck.
I've started counter offering with an absurd consulting rate and nope'ing out if they balk.
Time is money, friend.
I've started counter offering with an absurd consulting rate and nope'ing out if they balk.
Time is money, friend.
*boots Mass Effect*
I'm gonna do a Renegade / Grey / silly run this time!
*Paragons to the teeth*
..shit
I'm gonna do a Renegade / Grey / silly run this time!
*Paragons to the teeth*
..shit
December 12, 2024 at 2:37 PM
*boots Mass Effect*
I'm gonna do a Renegade / Grey / silly run this time!
*Paragons to the teeth*
..shit
I'm gonna do a Renegade / Grey / silly run this time!
*Paragons to the teeth*
..shit