Kyle the Hooman
@kylethehooman.bsky.social
Friendly kinkster with some fun fetishes: Pup handler. Big. Hypnotist. Also a pop culture nerd. Philly-based.
Showing a new sub the power of basic hypnotic persuasion and how it can lead to intense pleasure and joy …. So much fun!
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Showing a new sub the power of basic hypnotic persuasion and how it can lead to intense pleasure and joy …. So much fun!
This is so nice. Being a Big is one of my favorite things to be for the lils I know and care for!!
To the designated diaper changers..
Thank you for everything you do and being a bright light in this world 🩷 we love you 🥰🤗
THANK YOU Bigs
THANK YOU Care Givers
THANK YOU safe space
Thank you for everything you do and being a bright light in this world 🩷 we love you 🥰🤗
THANK YOU Bigs
THANK YOU Care Givers
THANK YOU safe space
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This is so nice. Being a Big is one of my favorite things to be for the lils I know and care for!!
Today’s hypnotic trigger word is…..
January 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Today’s hypnotic trigger word is…..
My head scritches, and a few words of encouragement, have been known to make pups forget their human side all together and to become puppy brained for a while. Life becomes all about pets and scritches and belly rubs. And wags. Lots and lots of wags.
January 6, 2026 at 1:58 PM
My head scritches, and a few words of encouragement, have been known to make pups forget their human side all together and to become puppy brained for a while. Life becomes all about pets and scritches and belly rubs. And wags. Lots and lots of wags.
Thankful for all the subs who let me play with their mind and make them feel amazing.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Thankful for all the subs who let me play with their mind and make them feel amazing.
Who shall I put into a trance this HypNovember?
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Who shall I put into a trance this HypNovember?
He loves when his mind goes blank. When I allow him able to think again, he feels amazing. Such energy, happiness, joy. And intense pleasure as he says “Thank you, Sir….” Just as he drops back into a deep blank obedient trance again. And then blank again. And blank again. Such a good good boy!
October 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
He loves when his mind goes blank. When I allow him able to think again, he feels amazing. Such energy, happiness, joy. And intense pleasure as he says “Thank you, Sir….” Just as he drops back into a deep blank obedient trance again. And then blank again. And blank again. Such a good good boy!
“Kyle. Not that I don’t believe you, bro. But… c’mon… did you really use hypnosis to give me an off swi——“
October 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“Kyle. Not that I don’t believe you, bro. But… c’mon… did you really use hypnosis to give me an off swi——“
Who is doing Loctober?
September 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Who is doing Loctober?
“Put thoughts in my head, Sir. Make me do things, Kyle. Make me do things for you, Sir.” — I get the sweetest text messages sometimes.
September 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“Put thoughts in my head, Sir. Make me do things, Kyle. Make me do things for you, Sir.” — I get the sweetest text messages sometimes.
New request I received recently: “Sir, can you edge me while I am deep in your trance?”
September 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
New request I received recently: “Sir, can you edge me while I am deep in your trance?”
Reminding the important people in your life that they are valued, adored, treasured, never gets old. Do it!
September 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Reminding the important people in your life that they are valued, adored, treasured, never gets old. Do it!
I want to milk some puppies soon. Hypnosis is optional. Any volunteers?
August 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I want to milk some puppies soon. Hypnosis is optional. Any volunteers?
Good boys say, “Yes, Sir.”
August 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Good boys say, “Yes, Sir.”
Kyle… don’t you dare use your hypnotic powers to make me even more ticklish…. Don’t you dare…”
August 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Kyle… don’t you dare use your hypnotic powers to make me even more ticklish…. Don’t you dare…”
That moment when their eyes become unfocused. Train of thought vanishes completely. They suddenly have a goofy smile. Their mind opens wide to my suggestions of intense happiness, deep obedience, deeper submission, immeasurable pleasure, and absolute joy. That’s an amazing moment. Such a good sub.
August 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
That moment when their eyes become unfocused. Train of thought vanishes completely. They suddenly have a goofy smile. Their mind opens wide to my suggestions of intense happiness, deep obedience, deeper submission, immeasurable pleasure, and absolute joy. That’s an amazing moment. Such a good sub.
A recent voice message: “Kyle. Sir. You. Have made. Me. You. Have. turned me. Into. A. An obedient. Obedient. Goon boy. And. Now. I dont. Think. I. Ever. want to. Ever. Want to. cum again. Never. Because. It. Feels. So. Good. Just. Just. Goon. Goon. Goon…. Sir. Oh, Sir. Thank. You. Sir.”
August 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
A recent voice message: “Kyle. Sir. You. Have made. Me. You. Have. turned me. Into. A. An obedient. Obedient. Goon boy. And. Now. I dont. Think. I. Ever. want to. Ever. Want to. cum again. Never. Because. It. Feels. So. Good. Just. Just. Goon. Goon. Goon…. Sir. Oh, Sir. Thank. You. Sir.”
Like this if you would fall deep asleep for me.
August 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Like this if you would fall deep asleep for me.
Every time he listens to a particular one of my voice messages, his mind goes blank and he has a virtual orgasm. Squirming. Moaning. Touching himself. He knows it will happen. He doesn’t have to listen to the message. But. For some reason… He does. Over. And over again.
August 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Every time he listens to a particular one of my voice messages, his mind goes blank and he has a virtual orgasm. Squirming. Moaning. Touching himself. He knows it will happen. He doesn’t have to listen to the message. But. For some reason… He does. Over. And over again.
Before: “Kyle, I have real doubts. But. Here goes. I hear having an orgasm while under hypnosis is pretty amazing.”
After: … he couldn’t talk for a while, after. Just had a really big smile. And drawing circles on his belly while humming happily. Finally. He did ask when we could do that again.
After: … he couldn’t talk for a while, after. Just had a really big smile. And drawing circles on his belly while humming happily. Finally. He did ask when we could do that again.
August 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Before: “Kyle, I have real doubts. But. Here goes. I hear having an orgasm while under hypnosis is pretty amazing.”
After: … he couldn’t talk for a while, after. Just had a really big smile. And drawing circles on his belly while humming happily. Finally. He did ask when we could do that again.
After: … he couldn’t talk for a while, after. Just had a really big smile. And drawing circles on his belly while humming happily. Finally. He did ask when we could do that again.
I offer hypnotic hugs.
August 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I offer hypnotic hugs.
Time to put the kinky aside for a moment and talk real. You. Yes, you. Have value. Never doubt it. You. Yes, you. Have strength. Sometimes more than you realize. You. Yes. You. Are worth it. To be loved. Respected. Adored. You. Yes, you. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.
August 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Time to put the kinky aside for a moment and talk real. You. Yes, you. Have value. Never doubt it. You. Yes, you. Have strength. Sometimes more than you realize. You. Yes. You. Are worth it. To be loved. Respected. Adored. You. Yes, you. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.
When the brat has an off switch. And doesn’t know it. But he does when I bring him out of trance. And boy does he grump! Until I make him forget again. This kind of light memory manipulation is lots of fun. But must, like everything else, always be done with consent.
August 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
When the brat has an off switch. And doesn’t know it. But he does when I bring him out of trance. And boy does he grump! Until I make him forget again. This kind of light memory manipulation is lots of fun. But must, like everything else, always be done with consent.
Who’s a GOOD BOY?
August 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Who’s a GOOD BOY?
Hypnotically-induced chastity.
August 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Hypnotically-induced chastity.