Kyle Optimistic
@kyleoptimistic.bsky.social
Pro bono agitator
8-bit gaming, "speed" cubing, distance running, dadding, earthbending, progressing
8-bit gaming, "speed" cubing, distance running, dadding, earthbending, progressing
Made a new Kirby for my nephew this morning
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Made a new Kirby for my nephew this morning
Leaving the house and putting on outside pants for once.
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Leaving the house and putting on outside pants for once.
3 weeks of fun times
October 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
3 weeks of fun times
Who's up for some catch, Canvas Curse style?
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Who's up for some catch, Canvas Curse style?
I bought my very 1st TCG sealed product today, as a 39 year old lifelong fan.
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I bought my very 1st TCG sealed product today, as a 39 year old lifelong fan.
Respect to Scott brand toilet paper for boldly stamping its name on this dystopian nightmare of a product at my work.
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Respect to Scott brand toilet paper for boldly stamping its name on this dystopian nightmare of a product at my work.
Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free:
Mine is "Brick by brick, I seal his doom," any time I'm delirious and slap happy.
Mine is "Brick by brick, I seal his doom," any time I'm delirious and slap happy.
October 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free:
Mine is "Brick by brick, I seal his doom," any time I'm delirious and slap happy.
Mine is "Brick by brick, I seal his doom," any time I'm delirious and slap happy.
This Is too much fun
September 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This Is too much fun
Quiet down, you guys. Don't scare it away.
September 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Quiet down, you guys. Don't scare it away.
Reunited with my cake
September 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Reunited with my cake
Life purpose: Fulfilled ✅
September 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Life purpose: Fulfilled ✅
I bought the saddest Zelda DX cartridge that I could find.
September 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I bought the saddest Zelda DX cartridge that I could find.
Turn me into a baby, eh?
September 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Turn me into a baby, eh?
A good game deserves to wear something fancy from time to time.
September 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A good game deserves to wear something fancy from time to time.
It's a butt face. I will never see eyes. Forever butt face.
September 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's a butt face. I will never see eyes. Forever butt face.
Classic workout mantra, Nintendo
September 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Classic workout mantra, Nintendo
Turns out that I have a benefactor, and now my Game Boy alphabet chase is complete! They are in great condition, too.
August 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Turns out that I have a benefactor, and now my Game Boy alphabet chase is complete! They are in great condition, too.
Create your own beauty
August 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Create your own beauty
PSA, Game Boy Edition:
Be careful buying Game Boy cartridges, especially those containing save batteries.
This battery still holds save files!
Be careful buying Game Boy cartridges, especially those containing save batteries.
This battery still holds save files!
August 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
PSA, Game Boy Edition:
Be careful buying Game Boy cartridges, especially those containing save batteries.
This battery still holds save files!
Be careful buying Game Boy cartridges, especially those containing save batteries.
This battery still holds save files!
This is what I've got so far. Now my wife can be happy that my games are out of the living room.
August 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is what I've got so far. Now my wife can be happy that my games are out of the living room.
I tried an alphabetical setup, but I'm missing so many letters!
August 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I tried an alphabetical setup, but I'm missing so many letters!
When worlds collide
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When worlds collide
I had to buy a pack of charm straps. Now I need 19 more charms so I can use the rest of these straps.
August 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I had to buy a pack of charm straps. Now I need 19 more charms so I can use the rest of these straps.
Holds 5 DS carts
August 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Holds 5 DS carts
This Pokemon DS game case is magical!
August 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This Pokemon DS game case is magical!