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Kyle Optimistic
@kyleoptimistic.bsky.social
Pro bono agitator
8-bit gaming, "speed" cubing, distance running, dadding, earthbending, progressing
Made a new Kirby for my nephew this morning
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Leaving the house and putting on outside pants for once.
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
3 weeks of fun times
October 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Who's up for some catch, Canvas Curse style?
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I bought my very 1st TCG sealed product today, as a 39 year old lifelong fan.
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Respect to Scott brand toilet paper for boldly stamping its name on this dystopian nightmare of a product at my work.
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free:

Mine is "Brick by brick, I seal his doom," any time I'm delirious and slap happy.
October 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This Is too much fun
September 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Quiet down, you guys. Don't scare it away.
September 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Reunited with my cake
September 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Life purpose: Fulfilled ✅
September 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I bought the saddest Zelda DX cartridge that I could find.
September 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Turn me into a baby, eh?
September 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
A good game deserves to wear something fancy from time to time.
September 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It's a butt face. I will never see eyes. Forever butt face.
September 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Classic workout mantra, Nintendo
September 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Turns out that I have a benefactor, and now my Game Boy alphabet chase is complete! They are in great condition, too.
August 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Create your own beauty
August 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
PSA, Game Boy Edition:
Be careful buying Game Boy cartridges, especially those containing save batteries.

This battery still holds save files!
August 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This is what I've got so far. Now my wife can be happy that my games are out of the living room.
August 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I tried an alphabetical setup, but I'm missing so many letters!
August 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
When worlds collide
August 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I had to buy a pack of charm straps. Now I need 19 more charms so I can use the rest of these straps.
August 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Holds 5 DS carts
August 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This Pokemon DS game case is magical!
August 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM