Sammy Sosa and Jamie Foxx make their Epstein files debut

Happy Friday news dump, everyone! The DOJ seems to be removing #EpsteinFiles it didn’t mean to release today like this. But it was archived online before it was deleted.

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A document published by the Justice Department quotes an FBI informant in 2017 that alleged Jeffrey Epstein had a “personal hacker.”

If this doofy little bitch Stephen Miller started screaming at me like this, I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. Why are people afraid of this beta dork? www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

Stephen Miller is such an insufferable human. www.commoncause.org/articles/top...

Trump: I’m not going to start a war. I’m going to stop the wars.

Also #Trump: Unless I feel like it or want to steal the country’s oil.

We have become the bad guys.

#Venezuela #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinDistraction

What did I just read?!!?
#epsteinfiles

My team sucks ass but it made me smile to hear fans booing Trump last night at the game! #HTTR #raisehail  #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #httc

@michaeldavidsmith.bsky.social re: “NFL Executive V.P. for Player Safety Jeff Miller said today that there have been only two concussions and no ACL injuries on kickoffs this season, according to Mike Garafolo of NFL Network.” 🤔

www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

Serious question: why do the #MAGAts always say the US isn’t a democracy? I had one of them tell me today that I’m an “idiot” and to “read a history book and that we’re a republic”. Two things can be true at once. You can’t fix stupid + arrogance
😑🔫

Hero

I just tuned in to @CNN and @MattEganCNN was telling us about the latest #JobsReport, but all I could focus on was Judge Judy on in the background 😆

What kind of weirdo has one sideburn a couple inches shorter than the other one? Drunk #PeteHegseth!

These people are goddamn idiots 🤦🏻‍♂️ Btw, happy Easter! www.yahoo.com/news/pete-he...