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Kyle K
@kylekurtzeborn.bsky.social
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He/Him. Media server programmer for live entertainment. Co-host of Audio Judo podcast. Parking lot critic. Any likeness to any real person living or dead is completely inconsequential.
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A newspaper cutout of an ad for Lionel Hutz, Esq. that originally said “No nut November” but has been modified with red ink to read “No, nut November!” This was done because the printers screwed this all up.
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Tries to sign in to Microsoft Outlook:

“You’ll need the number from Microsoft Authenticator to sign in.”

Downloads Microsoft Authenticator, tries to log in:

“You’ll need the number from Microsoft Authenticator to sign in.”
Gif of Ryan Gosling (Goosling?) saying “What?”
August 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Iron Sheik FTW.
A picture of a tweet from The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik that says: Look on the plus side. At least you are not that piece of garbage Hulk Hogan.”
July 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Is your two-and-a-half year old secretly a huge classic Star Trek fan?
A still from the Star Trek original series episode “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield” depicting Bele and Lokai, two aliens from the planet Cheron. One is white down the right side of their body and black down the other side, while the other alien is the opposite, black down the right aide and white down the other.
February 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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…shit your pants in fear.
A screen shot of the title of a news article that reads: “'Wheel of Fortune' player reveals how Ryan Seacrest truly is when cameras are off: "He makes you dot dot dot"
February 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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We know. Because you’re listening on this thing:
And old style boom box, turquoise in color, with a cassette deck and a radio tuner.
November 15, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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The cover of a Choose Your Own Adventure novel titled “Fourteen Beers At Chili’s.” The cover depicts a young man in a white t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers fighting three ninjas in front of some kind of temple in the mountains.
July 25, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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I knew I had seen the Vision Pro somewhere before…
A picture of a character from the anime Serial Experiment Lain who walks around city streets wearing a virtual reality headset with a large computer and communications device strapped to his back.
February 12, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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A picture of Hank Hill’s butt from the animated TV show King Of The Hill. The subtitle reads “Can you tell I’m wearin’ something back there?”
January 31, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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Excuse me, directed by whom?
The cover of the film Inferno. Tom Hanks is on the right, Felicity Jones on the left, “Inferno” across the bottom. Above that it says “Directed by Ronny Howard.”
December 18, 2023 at 5:15 AM
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I’m sorry, the asteroid is HOW big?
A picture from the Jerusalem Post of an asteroid headed toward Earth with the title “Asteroid the size of 81 bulldogs to pass Earth on Wednesday- NASA.”
September 4, 2023 at 7:09 AM