Kyle Garret
@kylegarret.bsky.social
He/him Dad, husband, writer
ADHD, comics, baseball (Guardians), basketball (Cavs), futbol (Leeds, U.S.) dirty liberal
kylegarret.com
ADHD, comics, baseball (Guardians), basketball (Cavs), futbol (Leeds, U.S.) dirty liberal
kylegarret.com
What the fuck are local police doing?
🚨BREAKING: Local Minneapolis police rush ICE protesters in front of federal building—violently arresting one woman as she screams. LIVE NOW ⬇️
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
What the fuck are local police doing?
Devastating.
February 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Devastating.
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Your reminder that entering the country illegally is only a misdemeanor and overstaying your legal status is a civil violation.
And people are being killed over it.
And people are being killed over it.
January 24, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Your reminder that entering the country illegally is only a misdemeanor and overstaying your legal status is a civil violation.
And people are being killed over it.
And people are being killed over it.
This was an execution.
JFC.
JFC.
January 24, 2026 at 6:22 PM
This was an execution.
JFC.
JFC.
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If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
This is so fucking stupid I feel like it's actually making me dumber.
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM
This is so fucking stupid I feel like it's actually making me dumber.
This is why we will win.
January 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
This is why we will win.
Sneezed.
I tore the lining in my throat.
I tore the lining in my throat.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Sneezed.
I tore the lining in my throat.
I tore the lining in my throat.
At night, our cats play Frogger. Our bodies are logs, the bed is the river, and they have to make it across over and over again.
December 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
At night, our cats play Frogger. Our bodies are logs, the bed is the river, and they have to make it across over and over again.
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Full time: Sunderland 1-1 Leeds. Many would have taken a draw pre-match, but visitors deserved to win that and may have done on another day. Brilliant second-half response. Grit and resolve. Five unbeaten, seven points clear of 18th. #lufc
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Full time: Sunderland 1-1 Leeds. Many would have taken a draw pre-match, but visitors deserved to win that and may have done on another day. Brilliant second-half response. Grit and resolve. Five unbeaten, seven points clear of 18th. #lufc
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
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Government services aren't businesses. Delivering mail to citizens is something we pay for.
But if these are businesses, you won't believe how much money the military loses.
But if these are businesses, you won't believe how much money the military loses.
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Government services aren't businesses. Delivering mail to citizens is something we pay for.
But if these are businesses, you won't believe how much money the military loses.
But if these are businesses, you won't believe how much money the military loses.
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This is a model for what actual masculinity should be. Men don’t need to spend more time in caves beating their chests with other men; they need to take their daughters to a meaningful thing and talk to them about it. Relatedly I think the biggest cure for toxic masculinity is platonic women friends
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is a model for what actual masculinity should be. Men don’t need to spend more time in caves beating their chests with other men; they need to take their daughters to a meaningful thing and talk to them about it. Relatedly I think the biggest cure for toxic masculinity is platonic women friends
Also, someone hire him! He's a great artist.
No one should be evicted during Christmas.
I don't know Craig Hamilton well. But I enjoyed his blue costume Aquaman work in the 1980s.
gofund.me/5ee6ea42b
Merry Christmas, Craig.
I don't know Craig Hamilton well. But I enjoyed his blue costume Aquaman work in the 1980s.
gofund.me/5ee6ea42b
Merry Christmas, Craig.
Donate to Support an Artist Facing Eviction, organized by Craig Archimedes Hamilton
I have received the most unwelcome Christmas present; an eviction notice. … Craig Archimedes Hamilton needs your support for Support an Artist Facing Eviction
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December 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Also, someone hire him! He's a great artist.
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“Am I really a writer, or is this consuming project just my form of therapy, a desire to show my real self and beg for acceptance and love?” Pepper, an advice-giving dog, responds to an incessant journaller. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/QkFMr4
Dear Pepper: Slaying the Self-Doubt Dragon
It is easier for me to write my truth than to speak it.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Am I really a writer, or is this consuming project just my form of therapy, a desire to show my real self and beg for acceptance and love?” Pepper, an advice-giving dog, responds to an incessant journaller. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/QkFMr4
Man, the best part about this run Leeds have been on is seeing them come into their own. All the mediocre football they were playing before has been replaced by crazy energy and solid decisions.
It's so great.
#lufc
It's so great.
#lufc
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Man, the best part about this run Leeds have been on is seeing them come into their own. All the mediocre football they were playing before has been replaced by crazy energy and solid decisions.
It's so great.
#lufc
It's so great.
#lufc
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I think the Democrat Machine is going to throw their weight behind Beshear. Could be worse, but it will be yet another missed opportunity.
Democratic Presidential Polling:
Newsom: 23%
Harris: 22%
Buttigieg: 11%
AOC: 6%
Pritzker: 5%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 4%
Walz: 3%
Beshear: 3%
Kelly: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
Echelon / Dec 15, 2025
Newsom: 23%
Harris: 22%
Buttigieg: 11%
AOC: 6%
Pritzker: 5%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 4%
Walz: 3%
Beshear: 3%
Kelly: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
Echelon / Dec 15, 2025
December 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I think the Democrat Machine is going to throw their weight behind Beshear. Could be worse, but it will be yet another missed opportunity.
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Robin Williams was at the same showing of Borat. Everyone in the theater knew he was there.
Trailer before Borat: one of the Night at the Museum movies.
Everyone went ape shit.
Trailer before Borat: one of the Night at the Museum movies.
Everyone went ape shit.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Robin Williams was at the same showing of Borat. Everyone in the theater knew he was there.
Trailer before Borat: one of the Night at the Museum movies.
Everyone went ape shit.
Trailer before Borat: one of the Night at the Museum movies.
Everyone went ape shit.