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Kyle Conrad
@kyleconrad.bsky.social
I make awesome things.
lol earlier I was like “wait I’ve seen this before”
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Superman did it!
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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"i never participated in untoward matters i was there for the stimulating conversation"

JEFFREY EPSTEIN: ..do youu wan't 2do - poppers & illegal underage Sex ?? ?
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Me on the phone: "Hello Kash Pat—"

*clears throat*

Me, but this time in Yosemite Sam's voice so no one suspects I'm an immigrant: "Well, consarn it, HELLO there, Kash Patel! I got me a rip-roarin’, rootin’-tootin’ case that’s hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch!”
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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what sucks about all this is tech actually fucking rules, i love this shit and they have turned it all into the biggest grift ever, destroying any momentum we had for “advancing civilization” all so they can sit on their pile of treasure like fucking smaug
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM