KyDontDie
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KyDontDie
@kydontdie.bsky.social
No worries, I'm no one
If you have to superimpose what characters are saying or what the viewer should be feeling during your video, please remember that most people are not as stupid as you are.
If you include text saying "Watch This!" or "Wait for it!" what do you think I was doing before, you absolute melted chapstick?
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
All this talk about 6 7
6 is TRAUMATIZED by 7
7 is a registered 6 offender
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Meet George Jetson
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
His boy Elroy
MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE
Daughter Judy
(Guitar solo)
Jane, his wife
(Piano solo)
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Anyone against universal healthcare because they’re worried about wait times: I hope you end up in the fucking hospital and the bill goddamn ruins you, you dense piece of shit, fuck you

Anyone in insurance, same thing
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I'm pretty fucking mad at him.
January 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
We are Farmers
The San Francisco Treat
January 9, 2026 at 6:40 AM
JONATHAN ROSS murdered Renee Good.

No rest for these cowards.

ICE is thawing.
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Her name was Renee Nicole Good.

ICE murdered Good, and is getting away with it as MAGA cheers.

Despair leads to desperation. You're fuckin around, America.
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I had whitefish caviar on oreos.
January 7, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I think my cat just took a gnarly shit because he's desperately looking for more material outside of his litter box to bury it with
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My gloves are cold, wtf now
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My gf, listening to Zephyr:
“In the water where I centaur my emotions”
December 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
The top 10% globally has amassed triple the wealth of the bottom 50% and if we don't tax these parasitic exploitative oligarchs soon their money will be as worthless as they are.

Then who will they hire to protect them from being eaten?
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm having trouble with existing with humanity. People are just so goddamn awful.

Maybe I just need more time offline.
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm officially permabanned from reddit now for "harassment."

Good. Worth it. Fuck nazi sympathizers.
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
When there’s somethin strange
In yo neighborhood
Who you gonna call? Beautiful Strannnngerrrr

Banana-na na-na na-na NA NA Na Na naaaa. Beautiful buuuusterrrrs.
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If you've put a "princess" decal on your vehicle and it's anything other than a limo or a part of a royal motorcade, I assume you are merely a pretender to the throne and just some common bitch instead and you need to fucking learn how to signal like the rest of us peasants, your bullshit highness
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Gettin old
Gonna get a cane soon and fill it with ibuprofen
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
We call each other our ball and chain but pantomime swinging a flail
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I always thought Paddington 2 was a meme or a joke to like. I just saw it. It's magnificant.
a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You know those animals that people help, like cutting off netting/plastic? Do you suppose those animals go back to their groups and try to explain it, but the other animals think they're just being conspiracists?
If that's so, do you think there's a guy in their pack like "Psh. Nothing ever happens"
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
How come Jeopardy answers are only in the form of the same question? Why is it never "Is it (answer)?" That's still in the form of a goddamn question
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My art is exclusively stolen from existing AI images. I illustrate the image by hand and do not give credit to the program I took it from.

#ART
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My gf: Heh.
Me: What?
Her: I was just thinking about Jesus bein on a stick
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Too many of the people I take care of are gonna go hungry next month, all because Donny Antoinette needed to spoil his gestapo babies with new weapons to use against the American people.
Fuckin pedo weasel bitch.
October 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM