Geoff
@kwoade.bsky.social
Labradors, beach, lakes, baking. Attempting more retweets. “Keep your fun away from essential wayfinding assets.” (Paul, 2023)
So, hey. Slightly embarrassing request.
Does anyone here know a good exorcist.
Does anyone here know a good exorcist.
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
So, hey. Slightly embarrassing request.
Does anyone here know a good exorcist.
Does anyone here know a good exorcist.
The punchlines write themselves!
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The punchlines write themselves!
Ergonomic crochet platform
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ergonomic crochet platform
Morning game of “guess how many socks are in the dog.”
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Morning game of “guess how many socks are in the dog.”
First pants of the season! (And bed sheets in the wash 🤦♀️)
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
First pants of the season! (And bed sheets in the wash 🤦♀️)
There’s toast in bed but it’s fruit toast and fruit toast is not for dogs.
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
There’s toast in bed but it’s fruit toast and fruit toast is not for dogs.
As it turns out some people do IN FACT enjoy the snow.
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
As it turns out some people do IN FACT enjoy the snow.
Mika had a GOOD WALK with Ellie!
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Mika had a GOOD WALK with Ellie!
Biscuit has been pretending there’s something to guard against, mostly afaict for shits n giggles
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Biscuit has been pretending there’s something to guard against, mostly afaict for shits n giggles
In a very odd development, a picture of tink did the rounds on twitter (not posted by me) and a very strange person decided to make her into a meme coin whether or not I wanted him to.
The crypto bros went very odd, and I’m not sure that the whole enterprise hadn’t pumped and dumped by tea time.
The crypto bros went very odd, and I’m not sure that the whole enterprise hadn’t pumped and dumped by tea time.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
In a very odd development, a picture of tink did the rounds on twitter (not posted by me) and a very strange person decided to make her into a meme coin whether or not I wanted him to.
The crypto bros went very odd, and I’m not sure that the whole enterprise hadn’t pumped and dumped by tea time.
The crypto bros went very odd, and I’m not sure that the whole enterprise hadn’t pumped and dumped by tea time.
Today’s breakfast pastry winner is MIKA 💛
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Today’s breakfast pastry winner is MIKA 💛
Do you ever get the feeling that your dried pig’s nose is looking back at you
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Do you ever get the feeling that your dried pig’s nose is looking back at you
Having collected all the salmon heads in her one mouth tink was gently supported in returning one of them to her sisters.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Having collected all the salmon heads in her one mouth tink was gently supported in returning one of them to her sisters.
FAO Simón cowell also any other talent scouts interested in cutting edge improvised songs about slightly unwell dog containment 🤠
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
FAO Simón cowell also any other talent scouts interested in cutting edge improvised songs about slightly unwell dog containment 🤠
New captcha human verification puzzle just dropped.
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
New captcha human verification puzzle just dropped.
Multiple layers of yellow thankfully cushion any brain from terror of skybooms
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Multiple layers of yellow thankfully cushion any brain from terror of skybooms
One day I will actually come into the kitchen to actually feed dog food or perhaps even better food to dogs, and that day will be a very good day indeed for dogs.
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
One day I will actually come into the kitchen to actually feed dog food or perhaps even better food to dogs, and that day will be a very good day indeed for dogs.