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Geoff
@kwoade.bsky.social
Labradors, beach, lakes, baking. Attempting more retweets. “Keep your fun away from essential wayfinding assets.” (Paul, 2023)
So, hey. Slightly embarrassing request.

Does anyone here know a good exorcist.
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
The punchlines write themselves!
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ergonomic crochet platform
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Morning game of “guess how many socks are in the dog.”
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
First pants of the season! (And bed sheets in the wash 🤦‍♀️)
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
There’s toast in bed but it’s fruit toast and fruit toast is not for dogs.
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
As it turns out some people do IN FACT enjoy the snow.
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Surplus roasties!
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Clean up on aisle 6
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Mika had a GOOD WALK with Ellie!
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Biscuit has been pretending there’s something to guard against, mostly afaict for shits n giggles
November 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Warfare interruptus
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
In a very odd development, a picture of tink did the rounds on twitter (not posted by me) and a very strange person decided to make her into a meme coin whether or not I wanted him to.

The crypto bros went very odd, and I’m not sure that the whole enterprise hadn’t pumped and dumped by tea time.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Zm
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Pastry blagger’s eyes
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Today’s breakfast pastry winner is MIKA 💛
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
giving u a HARD STARE
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Do you ever get the feeling that your dried pig’s nose is looking back at you
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Having collected all the salmon heads in her one mouth tink was gently supported in returning one of them to her sisters.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
FAO Simón cowell also any other talent scouts interested in cutting edge improvised songs about slightly unwell dog containment 🤠
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
5 today!!!! 🎂🎂🎂🎂
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When suddenly dogs
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
New captcha human verification puzzle just dropped.
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Multiple layers of yellow thankfully cushion any brain from terror of skybooms
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
One day I will actually come into the kitchen to actually feed dog food or perhaps even better food to dogs, and that day will be a very good day indeed for dogs.
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM