(Note: I have not, in fact, won $100 million. I have not even won $10.)
(Note: I have not, in fact, won $100 million. I have not even won $10.)
Or make a batter and fry them if you’re ambitious.
Or make a batter and fry them if you’re ambitious.
I did it. Never went past the brain thinking about it stage because I realized nope, I felt real comfortable as a dude. Name felt okay. Body felt okay.
No harm done.
It would help everybody all the way around.
I did it. Never went past the brain thinking about it stage because I realized nope, I felt real comfortable as a dude. Name felt okay. Body felt okay.
No harm done.
It would help everybody all the way around.
And I mean, the engineers who own the product usually do, and are trying to diagnose as fast as they can. It's the product managers trying to get the serve back up "as soon as possible" (as if the engineers weren't.)
And I mean, the engineers who own the product usually do, and are trying to diagnose as fast as they can. It's the product managers trying to get the serve back up "as soon as possible" (as if the engineers weren't.)
Standing up the FIRST version....
Standing up the FIRST version....
My best success was, after explaining what I thought was an issue going "okay, repeat it back to me so I can make sure your numbers can represent this"
Often times it couldn't. That's when I knew it was dumb to try its fix.
My best success was, after explaining what I thought was an issue going "okay, repeat it back to me so I can make sure your numbers can represent this"
Often times it couldn't. That's when I knew it was dumb to try its fix.
"This code failed to work because it timed out. I'll go raise the timeout..."
"This code failed to work because it can't process the standard name. I'll go add the non-standard name to the sender..."
"This code failed because zeroconf deadlocked the http..."
"This code failed to work because it timed out. I'll go raise the timeout..."
"This code failed to work because it can't process the standard name. I'll go add the non-standard name to the sender..."
"This code failed because zeroconf deadlocked the http..."
Me: You mean like try to figure out who's gonna log in and...
Them: No. Caches are fast. Just cache the database.
Me:.... like the whole database?
Them: Yeah.
Me: You mean like try to figure out who's gonna log in and...
Them: No. Caches are fast. Just cache the database.
Me:.... like the whole database?
Them: Yeah.
But it's solutions to those problems? Oh my.
It's like the time somebody on a live ops call suggested I deal with a problem on WoW by "caching the database."
Me: The proxy already caches the live data....
But it's solutions to those problems? Oh my.
It's like the time somebody on a live ops call suggested I deal with a problem on WoW by "caching the database."
Me: The proxy already caches the live data....
...because it's diagnoses read like live ops chats...
the problem is the people in live ops chat know what they're talking about.
A lot of times Claude would read a log, confidently identify the problem...
...because it's diagnoses read like live ops chats...
the problem is the people in live ops chat know what they're talking about.
A lot of times Claude would read a log, confidently identify the problem...
Lots and lots of time debugging stupid shit, like Claude liking to use Unicode characters in log lines when some old tools (and Windows) don't deal well.
Lots and lots of time debugging stupid shit, like Claude liking to use Unicode characters in log lines when some old tools (and Windows) don't deal well.
That was crazy.
Then I started trying to improve it....
That was crazy.
Then I started trying to improve it....
I understand why people think "vibe" coding will become a thing, and why I'm utterly convinced it won't.
I understand why people think "vibe" coding will become a thing, and why I'm utterly convinced it won't.