kael
@kurlykael.bsky.social
kael // 30 // mancunian freelance designer
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absolute numpty of a police officer has parked on the tram track so we're trapped on the tram until they decide to come back ig
January 31, 2026 at 7:19 PM
absolute numpty of a police officer has parked on the tram track so we're trapped on the tram until they decide to come back ig
protein is to nutrition as a.i. is to tech. I will not be elaborating any further.
January 31, 2026 at 12:46 AM
protein is to nutrition as a.i. is to tech. I will not be elaborating any further.
spot the difference (impossible)
January 31, 2026 at 12:08 AM
spot the difference (impossible)
been getting through the shorts
January 30, 2026 at 2:21 PM
been getting through the shorts
I feel like people should know Michael Fassbender was the original live action Harry Hole
January 29, 2026 at 12:14 PM
I feel like people should know Michael Fassbender was the original live action Harry Hole
finally paid my tax, deeply deeply unhappy about it
January 28, 2026 at 12:25 PM
finally paid my tax, deeply deeply unhappy about it
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I hate when I find out that someone from high school or college is a designer now but I can't find their portfolio or work anywhere. Let me see if I am better than you!
January 27, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I hate when I find out that someone from high school or college is a designer now but I can't find their portfolio or work anywhere. Let me see if I am better than you!
I would like a live Loreen reaction every single episode please
January 27, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I would like a live Loreen reaction every single episode please
if I were on the jenniIfer hudson show I simply would not participate in the soul train of shame
January 26, 2026 at 8:04 PM
if I were on the jenniIfer hudson show I simply would not participate in the soul train of shame
went to town to try and find some old wii games over the weekend with absolutely zero success so instead I spent yesterday evening modding my wii u, idk why I didn't do it sooner honestly the world is now my oyster
January 26, 2026 at 5:59 PM
went to town to try and find some old wii games over the weekend with absolutely zero success so instead I spent yesterday evening modding my wii u, idk why I didn't do it sooner honestly the world is now my oyster
about to watch hamnet gee whiz I sure hope nothing sad happens
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
about to watch hamnet gee whiz I sure hope nothing sad happens
making yummus (yummy hummus)
January 23, 2026 at 6:58 PM
making yummus (yummy hummus)
each entry providing its own unique perspective in the field of cuntology
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 PM
each entry providing its own unique perspective in the field of cuntology
got some grow lights as all our seedlings died horrible cold deaths last year but just look at our babies now !
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
got some grow lights as all our seedlings died horrible cold deaths last year but just look at our babies now !
incredible news for me and my fantasy movie league
‘Sinners’ becomes the most nominated film in #Oscars history with 16 nods.
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 PM
incredible news for me and my fantasy movie league
oh this is everything I wanted and so much more
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
oh this is everything I wanted and so much more
just been violently pulled out of my bus ride daydream by a child reciting charlie the unicorn
January 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
just been violently pulled out of my bus ride daydream by a child reciting charlie the unicorn
going to madrid tomorrow (yay) but this is the forecast (boo)
January 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
going to madrid tomorrow (yay) but this is the forecast (boo)
asked my housemate to buy us some coffee and I didn't know it was allowed up to a number 8, feels like contraband I'm going to be buzzing my tits off
January 13, 2026 at 11:36 AM
asked my housemate to buy us some coffee and I didn't know it was allowed up to a number 8, feels like contraband I'm going to be buzzing my tits off
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Just a snippet - a mere fraction - of her greatness.
RIP Avaryl, @moviebitches.bsky.social has been such a boon in my life. And in times like these, I wish I could've had just one more dose of righteous filmic fury or deepcut sass. 💔
RIP Avaryl, @moviebitches.bsky.social has been such a boon in my life. And in times like these, I wish I could've had just one more dose of righteous filmic fury or deepcut sass. 💔
Avaryl's Gownds Montage - MovieBitches Ep 200 Celebration
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November 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Just a snippet - a mere fraction - of her greatness.
RIP Avaryl, @moviebitches.bsky.social has been such a boon in my life. And in times like these, I wish I could've had just one more dose of righteous filmic fury or deepcut sass. 💔
RIP Avaryl, @moviebitches.bsky.social has been such a boon in my life. And in times like these, I wish I could've had just one more dose of righteous filmic fury or deepcut sass. 💔
not even a hint of a through line
January 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
not even a hint of a through line
I think it should be illegal for asos to show me the other half of a co-ord when they're NEVER. IN. STOCK.
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I think it should be illegal for asos to show me the other half of a co-ord when they're NEVER. IN. STOCK.
just found out my mate is going out with zoe bread tomorrow night and I'm VERY jelly
January 8, 2026 at 10:11 AM
just found out my mate is going out with zoe bread tomorrow night and I'm VERY jelly
been buzzing all afternoon because I've been approached to do my literal dream project but now the stress of having to actually create and deliver it is beginning to creep in
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 PM
been buzzing all afternoon because I've been approached to do my literal dream project but now the stress of having to actually create and deliver it is beginning to creep in