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online ecosystem keystone species (@jacobkupp, @longnow.org, @ifnotnowmovement.org BIJOCSM team), they/them
and, at number 9 for #TheTwen2ie5: perhaps the defining one hit wonder of the decade:
TOMMY RICHMAN - MILLION DOLLAR BABY (2024, ISO Supremacy)
# 2 on the Billboard Hot 100.
# 3 on the UK singles chart
# 1 on the Global 200, UK Indie Chart, and TikTok Hot 50
annoying as hell. 11 points.
TOMMY RICHMAN - MILLION DOLLAR BABY (2024, ISO Supremacy)
# 2 on the Billboard Hot 100.
# 3 on the UK singles chart
# 1 on the Global 200, UK Indie Chart, and TikTok Hot 50
annoying as hell. 11 points.
![my singles jukebox blurb for million dollar baby, unfortunately a [10]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ssnplyo7c7itlco3yifho5ii/bafkreicot57kp5vwirwjebc6andmxuamaofvcarmpzja77lbnup4svaq44@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
and, at number 9 for #TheTwen2ie5: perhaps the defining one hit wonder of the decade:
TOMMY RICHMAN - MILLION DOLLAR BABY (2024, ISO Supremacy)
# 2 on the Billboard Hot 100.
# 3 on the UK singles chart
# 1 on the Global 200, UK Indie Chart, and TikTok Hot 50
annoying as hell. 11 points.
TOMMY RICHMAN - MILLION DOLLAR BABY (2024, ISO Supremacy)
# 2 on the Billboard Hot 100.
# 3 on the UK singles chart
# 1 on the Global 200, UK Indie Chart, and TikTok Hot 50
annoying as hell. 11 points.
my next 16 picks (25-10) for #TheTwen2ie5 (will do the top 9 individually!) (Olivia Rodrigo gets 1 bonus point, as I'm using double bonuses!)
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
my next 16 picks (25-10) for #TheTwen2ie5 (will do the top 9 individually!) (Olivia Rodrigo gets 1 bonus point, as I'm using double bonuses!)
i have one follow up question on the newjeans news
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
i have one follow up question on the newjeans news
my first 25 (#50-26) picks for #TheTwen2ie5 (i sent a list in, so this is just for the sake of visibility)
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
my first 25 (#50-26) picks for #TheTwen2ie5 (i sent a list in, so this is just for the sake of visibility)
Sally, when the wine runs out
October 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Sally, when the wine runs out
they really don't make scientific diagrams like they used to
October 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
they really don't make scientific diagrams like they used to
my honest reaction to this information
September 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
my honest reaction to this information
i will always remember it as the one where they went funk metal
September 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i will always remember it as the one where they went funk metal
Some personal news: Fish.
This fall, I will be starting as a doctoral student in UC Davis' Graduate Group in Ecology, studying the dynamics between farmed and wild salmon in Sean Godwin's lab at the Bodega Marine Laboratory. Very excited to begin this new journey!
This fall, I will be starting as a doctoral student in UC Davis' Graduate Group in Ecology, studying the dynamics between farmed and wild salmon in Sean Godwin's lab at the Bodega Marine Laboratory. Very excited to begin this new journey!
August 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Some personal news: Fish.
This fall, I will be starting as a doctoral student in UC Davis' Graduate Group in Ecology, studying the dynamics between farmed and wild salmon in Sean Godwin's lab at the Bodega Marine Laboratory. Very excited to begin this new journey!
This fall, I will be starting as a doctoral student in UC Davis' Graduate Group in Ecology, studying the dynamics between farmed and wild salmon in Sean Godwin's lab at the Bodega Marine Laboratory. Very excited to begin this new journey!
"moonbeam ice cream" is arguably the least bad lyric in the pre-chorus!
July 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"moonbeam ice cream" is arguably the least bad lyric in the pre-chorus!
i am launching a magazine with @kevinbaker.bsky.social and the rest of the reboot collective on thursday at gray area! you should be there!
open.substack.com/pub/reboothq...
open.substack.com/pub/reboothq...
July 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i am launching a magazine with @kevinbaker.bsky.social and the rest of the reboot collective on thursday at gray area! you should be there!
open.substack.com/pub/reboothq...
open.substack.com/pub/reboothq...
is there a more beautiful set of words in the english language than "embattled zoo CEO"
July 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
is there a more beautiful set of words in the english language than "embattled zoo CEO"
janet went back to back with 7 singles out of 9 tracks and 8 singles out of 12 non-interlude tracks (12 out of those 15 went top 5)!
June 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
janet went back to back with 7 singles out of 9 tracks and 8 singles out of 12 non-interlude tracks (12 out of those 15 went top 5)!
just got 500 magazines delivered to my house :)
June 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
just got 500 magazines delivered to my house :)
reviewing the cam'ron discography as one does on a friday morning and: is this the greatest 3 single run in rap history?
June 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
reviewing the cam'ron discography as one does on a friday morning and: is this the greatest 3 single run in rap history?
doing data journalism (finding out that people are suddenly very into the goo goo dolls' "Iris" again)
June 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
doing data journalism (finding out that people are suddenly very into the goo goo dolls' "Iris" again)
overall stats (ofc pending the top 120, though counterintuitively there's less room for the remaining songs to jump *quite* as much overall, as average remaining rank is around 30) show that 1976 is the best performing #let5d0it year relative to expectation in terms of total & average rise!
June 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
overall stats (ofc pending the top 120, though counterintuitively there's less room for the remaining songs to jump *quite* as much overall, as average remaining rank is around 30) show that 1976 is the best performing #let5d0it year relative to expectation in terms of total & average rise!
actually, there's a stats story here: the average jump for a 1976 song is 47.167 ranks — I don't have the stats for the full table of years, but this feels notable
June 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
actually, there's a stats story here: the average jump for a 1976 song is 47.167 ranks — I don't have the stats for the full table of years, but this feels notable
overall an interesting essay about bay area social dynamics but this is literally just oakland. we have oakland at home. usefulfictions.substack.com/p/everyone-h...
May 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
overall an interesting essay about bay area social dynamics but this is literally just oakland. we have oakland at home. usefulfictions.substack.com/p/everyone-h...