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Kumail Nanjiani
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Different strokes for different folks (my brain was permanently altered)
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Praying that no one has to endure this agony this Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Yellow ran so cyan could walk
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
God forbid a kid tries to plan for his future
October 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Can't spell father without FART
October 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Effortlessly eloquent ❤️ From Stuber (2020).
October 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Freddy's got some serious unlearning to do 😔
October 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You give me kittens, I'll give you answers
October 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"White woman fingers" is a VIOLENT accusation. From The Lovebirds (2020)
October 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Duolingo's got nothing on Natalie Morales
October 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
There's nothing scarier than not trying!
October 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Can't put a price on happiness. From S1E4 of Welcome to Chippendales
September 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Can't possibly imagine why this would happen to Gilfoyle. From S1E3 of Silicon Valley
September 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Couples that game together stay together 🎮
September 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Justice don't work overtime. From Fist Fight (2017)
September 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Discussing important matters with Bobby Lee
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Every date should come with a polygraphic debrief. From S4E1 of Portlandia
September 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
That crew deserved a million awards for their sheer patience
September 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Been nailing basic theatre terms ever since Oh, Mary! gave me the role of a LIFETIME
September 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If your friend won't ugly walk, that's not your friend. From S1E3 of Murderville
September 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
2 cans and a string is lookin real nice right now 📞 From S1E4 of Portlandia
September 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Chris Hemsworth really does it all
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Zero to hundred to zero real quick. From S5E2 of Silicon Valley
August 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Give me fear or give me a refund
August 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
CYOOOOT! From S4E3 of Portlandia.
August 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM