Jakub Kozłowski
@kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Average spooktoberfest enjoyer. Scala, Smithy, Nix.
Follow my journey to making music on #jkmakesmusic
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mstdn.party/@kubukoz, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
Follow my journey to making music on #jkmakesmusic
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mstdn.party/@kubukoz, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
my confidence in my ability to recognize FM modulation
January 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
my confidence in my ability to recognize FM modulation
Someone blocked me for saying claude is an agent lol
January 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Someone blocked me for saying claude is an agent lol
I should probably move these synth threads to a more blog-ish medium... feels a bit spammy at the moment, and my Mastodon client doesn't auto-scroll-to-post, so I always end up on top of the thread, which is now very long.
January 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I should probably move these synth threads to a more blog-ish medium... feels a bit spammy at the moment, and my Mastodon client doesn't auto-scroll-to-post, so I always end up on top of the thread, which is now very long.
This is definitely one of my favourite Carpenter Brut songs, especially the part starting at 4:16. Blew me out of my boots when I first heard it, and continues to do so to this day
https://open.spotify.com/track/73HHVjU5JcU2mzM1FEGjXS?si=vVU0_YYDSNyca-kZLIbj_A
https://open.spotify.com/track/73HHVjU5JcU2mzM1FEGjXS?si=vVU0_YYDSNyca-kZLIbj_A
Invasion A.D
Carpenter Brut · TRILOGY · Song · 2015
open.spotify.com
January 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
This is definitely one of my favourite Carpenter Brut songs, especially the part starting at 4:16. Blew me out of my boots when I first heard it, and continues to do so to this day
https://open.spotify.com/track/73HHVjU5JcU2mzM1FEGjXS?si=vVU0_YYDSNyca-kZLIbj_A
https://open.spotify.com/track/73HHVjU5JcU2mzM1FEGjXS?si=vVU0_YYDSNyca-kZLIbj_A
first (and only) new year's resolution is: spend an hour, daily, doing some _focused_ learning on making music.
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
first (and only) new year's resolution is: spend an hour, daily, doing some _focused_ learning on making music.
yo yo new video ahead!
The hidden power of Scala's Opaque Types
https://youtu.be/4PJFdNZ1Bro (yes the URL has Bro in it, that was 100% intentional)
The hidden power of Scala's Opaque Types
https://youtu.be/4PJFdNZ1Bro (yes the URL has Bro in it, that was 100% intentional)
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
yo yo new video ahead!
The hidden power of Scala's Opaque Types
https://youtu.be/4PJFdNZ1Bro (yes the URL has Bro in it, that was 100% intentional)
The hidden power of Scala's Opaque Types
https://youtu.be/4PJFdNZ1Bro (yes the URL has Bro in it, that was 100% intentional)
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
The two hardest problems in Computer Science are:
1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time
1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time
December 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The two hardest problems in Computer Science are:
1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time
1. Getting up in the morning
2. Going to bed at a reasonable time
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
look mom, I spoke at @scaladays! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bUuGhSmrIU (with @majkp)
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
look mom, I spoke at @scaladays! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bUuGhSmrIU (with @majkp)
WHY IS EVERYBODY PLAYING SILKSONG
September 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
WHY IS EVERYBODY PLAYING SILKSONG
New vid!
I waited 4 years for this Scala feature - F[_] around and find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06YvDUgeEQk
I waited 4 years for this Scala feature - F[_] around and find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06YvDUgeEQk
August 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
New vid!
I waited 4 years for this Scala feature - F[_] around and find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06YvDUgeEQk
I waited 4 years for this Scala feature - F[_] around and find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06YvDUgeEQk
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
hacker: i am spying on you through your webcam
linux user: omg you got it working?
linux user: omg you got it working?
July 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
hacker: i am spying on you through your webcam
linux user: omg you got it working?
linux user: omg you got it working?
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
God and x86 are both made up
May 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
God and x86 are both made up
first attempts with @strudel - […]
Original post on mstdn.party
mstdn.party
May 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
first attempts with @strudel - […]
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
who named it “docker compose down” and not “docker decompose”
May 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
who named it “docker compose down” and not “docker decompose”
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
reporters submits a hackerone report against #curl that includes "a crash in function NNN" with lots of complicated details.
With the little detail that function NNN was made up and does not exist in real code.
With the little detail that function NNN was made up and does not exist in real code.
May 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
reporters submits a hackerone report against #curl that includes "a crash in function NNN" with lots of complicated details.
With the little detail that function NNN was made up and does not exist in real code.
With the little detail that function NNN was made up and does not exist in real code.
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
