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If I'm lucky!
So like a third of a pound per person?
Dr Oz: "We project that America will lose about 100 million pounds this year, which will make folks a lot healthier."
February 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If I'm lucky!
So it's *not* because he pooped his pants in every seat in the theater?
FLASH: Trump says Kennedy Center will close for two years on July 4
Trump says closure is for renovations
Trump says closure is for renovations
February 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
So it's *not* because he pooped his pants in every seat in the theater?
As soon as that dope puts his name on something, it falls to shit.
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
As soon as that dope puts his name on something, it falls to shit.
Seems like they've correctly identified a problem but then proposed the least correct, least helpful, worst solution.
The Labor Department has proposed rescinding an Obama-era rule that gave home care workers the right to overtime pay and other wage protections. The administration says the rule made care too costly.
Caregivers for the elderly could lose wage protections under Trump proposal
The Labor Department has proposed rescinding an Obama-era rule that gave home care workers the right to overtime pay and other wage protections. The administration says the rule made care too costly.
n.pr
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Seems like they've correctly identified a problem but then proposed the least correct, least helpful, worst solution.
Didn't I hear we were supposed to be doing something with illegal immigrant sex criminals? Hmmm.
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 31, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Didn't I hear we were supposed to be doing something with illegal immigrant sex criminals? Hmmm.
Is this just because he couldn't reach to put his luggage in the overhead on a flight?
Greg Bovino appears to be driving back to California after being reassigned from Minneapolis.
Eagle-eyed observers spotted Bovino in South Dakota and Wyoming as he travels west in a convoy of SUVs.
Eagle-eyed observers spotted Bovino in South Dakota and Wyoming as he travels west in a convoy of SUVs.
Live: Homan acknowledges ICE operations in Minnesota have not been ‘perfect’
Border czar Tom Homan is in Minnesota to manage immigration operations in the state. “The withdrawal of law enforcement resources here is dependent upon cooperation,” he said.
bit.ly
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Is this just because he couldn't reach to put his luggage in the overhead on a flight?
He looks several hours post-death in this photo.
i have not jumped on the “any day now” bandwagon thus far, but he legitimately looks near death in this photo.
January 28, 2026 at 11:31 PM
He looks several hours post-death in this photo.
It's this grasp of numbers that makes him so confident prices are down and approval is up.
Trump on drug prices: "This is like hundreds of percent, depending on how you want to calculate it. You could say it's an 80% reduction or you could say it's a 1,000% reduction. You could say whatever you want."
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 PM
It's this grasp of numbers that makes him so confident prices are down and approval is up.
I just started to stick my nose in where it didn't need to be on a work thing, but I stopped myself halfway through the email with, "F it, this isn't my responsibility," and I would like a cookie as a reward, please.
January 27, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I just started to stick my nose in where it didn't need to be on a work thing, but I stopped myself halfway through the email with, "F it, this isn't my responsibility," and I would like a cookie as a reward, please.
I hope somebody spits in his food at the airport, he gets stuck in a middle seat next to a very large and very barefoot person, the tv and wifi on the plane are busted, there is turbulence, and his child-sized luggage gets lost for many many days. Good riddance.
January 26, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I hope somebody spits in his food at the airport, he gets stuck in a middle seat next to a very large and very barefoot person, the tv and wifi on the plane are busted, there is turbulence, and his child-sized luggage gets lost for many many days. Good riddance.
Good. Government should operate to improve the lives of people in the country, not whatever *this* is. Shut it (or part of it in this case) down.
January 24, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Good. Government should operate to improve the lives of people in the country, not whatever *this* is. Shut it (or part of it in this case) down.
The fuck is this shit? In Burlington MA.
January 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
The fuck is this shit? In Burlington MA.
Has the number of BS tasks associated with being an adult gone up recently? Feels like it has.
January 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Has the number of BS tasks associated with being an adult gone up recently? Feels like it has.
Childless woman with a white collar job and a cat here. Have no time or patience for condescending jerks, did more meaningful work this week than JD's done in the last year, and don't get sent out to eat shit every time someone I work with screws up. Perfectly happy with my choices.
In Hillbilly Elegy, Vance lectured Appalachians for being lazy bums. He lectured "childless cat ladies" he claimed were unhappy. Now he's lecturing every woman with a white collar job for living a meaningless life.
Such a smug, condescending jackass. No wonder everyone hates him.
Such a smug, condescending jackass. No wonder everyone hates him.
JD Vance: "To our fellow Americans we say, you're never gonna find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen. But you will find great meaning if you dedicate yourself to the creation and sustenance of human life."
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Childless woman with a white collar job and a cat here. Have no time or patience for condescending jerks, did more meaningful work this week than JD's done in the last year, and don't get sent out to eat shit every time someone I work with screws up. Perfectly happy with my choices.
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
Today I had a doctor tell me they really had no idea what was going on there for the third time in my adult life.
January 23, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Today I had a doctor tell me they really had no idea what was going on there for the third time in my adult life.
These guys are lucky nobody followed them into the restrooms to point and laugh at whatever happened to their penises.
Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
These guys are lucky nobody followed them into the restrooms to point and laugh at whatever happened to their penises.
This dumbass was out so far over his skis that he's lucky he got exactly what he already had.
“.. Denmark would give the United States sovereignty over small pockets of Greenlandic land where the United States could build military bases, according to three senior officials ..”
@nytimes.com
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@nytimes.com
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January 22, 2026 at 1:03 AM
This dumbass was out so far over his skis that he's lucky he got exactly what he already had.
Sat right behind the bench at a college hockey game and was rewarded with wet-hockey-equipment-smell (my brother played as a kid; I will know that stink forever), and am now at a bar next to a woman wearing a whole bottle of perfume. Really an olfactory challenge tonight.
January 18, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Sat right behind the bench at a college hockey game and was rewarded with wet-hockey-equipment-smell (my brother played as a kid; I will know that stink forever), and am now at a bar next to a woman wearing a whole bottle of perfume. Really an olfactory challenge tonight.
Hardly the biggest issue here but Stephen Miller looks like a toe. Not even the big toe. The second toe.
Miller: "In MN, the insurrectionists are confronting our officers on the street. They're being arrested. This is a natl security priority. Arrests of insurrectionists are made every day, and each provide us an opportunity to learn about the network from a law enforcement & natl security standpoint"
January 16, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Hardly the biggest issue here but Stephen Miller looks like a toe. Not even the big toe. The second toe.
I've (literally) seen DHS try to release (internally!) a list of buildings they own and get it wrong
Leavitt: "The media is complicit in this violence because if you look at the headline from CNN -- 'protests erupt after federal agent shoots man in Minneapolis.' That is not the story that is not the truth. If you want to know the truth, look at what DHS released."
January 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I've (literally) seen DHS try to release (internally!) a list of buildings they own and get it wrong
Does he need a new shovel?
A federal officer shot a person in the leg in Minneapolis after being attacked with a shovel during an arrest Wednesday, a person familiar with the matter told The Associated Press.
Federal officer shoots person in leg after being attacked during Minneapolis arrest, AP source says - The Boston Globe
The shooting reportedly took place about 4.5 miles north of where an immigration agent fatally shot Renee Good in the head on Jan. 7 as she drove away.
trib.al
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Does he need a new shovel?
This is basically a McDonalds snack wrap. $2.99 (I think? The internet tells me) for a piece of chicken, a veg (kinda), a tortilla, and "one other thing" (cheese).
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
This is basically a McDonalds snack wrap. $2.99 (I think? The internet tells me) for a piece of chicken, a veg (kinda), a tortilla, and "one other thing" (cheese).
Personally hoping a lifetime of saturated fat consumption has at least one more win in it
RFK Jr: "This is the peacetime president. He's made 8.5 deals ending war and he's also ended the war on saturated fat."
January 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Personally hoping a lifetime of saturated fat consumption has at least one more win in it
Last week they were out on corn tortillas because of folic acid.
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Last week they were out on corn tortillas because of folic acid.