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Erika
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WARNING: may contain snark, science, feminism, gardening, cat pictures. she/her

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You need gaps, otherwise the ornaments hang weird.
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
When we were kids we could read books to get pizza or cookies.

Now you can read library books and support community services for everything from job placement to children’s education to skills classes to tax help.

Better than that soggy free pizza.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Remember to sing while doing it because Christmas caroling traditionally compels neighbors to give you food or more alcohol (to make you go away).
If you aren’t singing they just call the cops.
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Maybe some people don’t have the spite levels necessary to poison themselves because the cancer will die faster than the everything else.

The rest of us are salting the earth ahead of the invading army.
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ragdoll.

Coons don’t come in points.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Understandable. If my transportation was easier I’d be doing that too. Or just sitting the library soaking up the library-ness.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I honestly wonder how much people think authors get paid. There are t many Steven King paychecks out there, and even he wasn’t making that much immediately.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My library’s ebook system automatically returns books in time, unless you answer the prompt to request more time. So then you only have to deal with remembering to read the book, not the returning it part.
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Also I doubt epoxy and concrete expand and contract at similar rates so cracking is going to be a problem.

Adding plastic isn’t going to help with conducting condensation away from the concrete either.

I’ve made garden stepping stones with more forethought than this guy put into his house.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I have to assume the Kennedy name still has some pull because there are more palatable targets for the type who want to be a political wife.

It’s not just the money/power. It’s the dynasty.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The only question is if he understands less about civil engineering or software engineering.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I doubt guy knows enough civil engineering and material science to be able say what innovations and problems exist in brick construction.

I mean, there’s been innovation in light conducting concrete, water permeable concrete, light weight concrete …. Brick shape not much.
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Synchronized sibling snuggles.
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I expect more prompt service from my root vegetable medics. A week wait is ridiculous.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Knowing what ethics are does not make you ethical.
What they need is a history of great economic disasters class.
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
So the mineral missing is coconut?
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hearing the judge say, “she’s perfect” gave me a thrill and she’s not even my cat. Congratulations!
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It was bad enough when it seemed like they’d been trained by 80s action movies. This behavior is too reckless even for that.
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
True story: my yoga instructor tried to cure my chronic migraine by pressing the web between my left thumb and index finger. She was upset it didn’t work any of the three times she tried it. I think she settled on not believing me that the pain was still there.
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I assume the post was written by someone both dead and autistic after they vaccinated themselves. 🤷🏻‍♀️
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The only doing I can do is overdoing.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM