Krud™ (as formerly seen on the site formerly known as Tw*tt*r.)
@krudmonger.bsky.social
Also formerly the Krud who moderated on PC Gamer's website, and the Krud who wrote on a site called OD. Any other Kruds, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Letter from Chewbacca to the Rebel Alliance: "Because your people opted not to award me a medal at Yavin despite my helping destroy a Death Star, I feel less obligated to fight the Empire going forward."
(Disclaimer: This is satire. No sane person would ever talk this way.)
(Disclaimer: This is satire. No sane person would ever talk this way.)
January 19, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Letter from Chewbacca to the Rebel Alliance: "Because your people opted not to award me a medal at Yavin despite my helping destroy a Death Star, I feel less obligated to fight the Empire going forward."
(Disclaimer: This is satire. No sane person would ever talk this way.)
(Disclaimer: This is satire. No sane person would ever talk this way.)
Her: "Be Best."
Him: "BUT THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME A PRIZE FOR IT!"
Him: "BUT THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME A PRIZE FOR IT!"
January 19, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Her: "Be Best."
Him: "BUT THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME A PRIZE FOR IT!"
Him: "BUT THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME A PRIZE FOR IT!"
I don't know anyone who needs to hear this, but doxing the family of a murder victim is not the behavior of a good person.
January 18, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I don't know anyone who needs to hear this, but doxing the family of a murder victim is not the behavior of a good person.
Donald Trump probably didn't like Mister Rogers.
January 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Donald Trump probably didn't like Mister Rogers.
Even Joe Freakin' Rogan gets it. Maybe.
January 18, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Even Joe Freakin' Rogan gets it. Maybe.
Threatening other countries with tariffs shows how stupid he is. "If you won't submit to my demands, I'll have no choice but to make you charge our citizens more for your goods!"
January 18, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Threatening other countries with tariffs shows how stupid he is. "If you won't submit to my demands, I'll have no choice but to make you charge our citizens more for your goods!"
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Reporter: Why would you want someone else’s Nobel Prize?
Trump: She offered it to me.
Trump: She offered it to me.
January 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Reporter: Why would you want someone else’s Nobel Prize?
Trump: She offered it to me.
Trump: She offered it to me.
In case anyone wondered why they thought it so important to eliminate Critical Race Theory.
*gestures around*
*gestures around*
January 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
In case anyone wondered why they thought it so important to eliminate Critical Race Theory.
*gestures around*
*gestures around*
Imagine you're pumping gas in the Midwest, and this happens next to you. In the words of the original doge, "Wow. Such peace. What safety. So freedom."
January 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Imagine you're pumping gas in the Midwest, and this happens next to you. In the words of the original doge, "Wow. Such peace. What safety. So freedom."
Every time Karoline Leavitt tries to humanize Trump's words, somewhere Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee take a shot.
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Every time Karoline Leavitt tries to humanize Trump's words, somewhere Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee take a shot.
I don't know who needs to hear this💩, but if someone hands you the prize they won, YOU DID NOT WIN IT.
January 16, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this💩, but if someone hands you the prize they won, YOU DID NOT WIN IT.
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.@PabloReports: Stephen Miller seems to be operating sort of as a shadow president at this point. Is there any legal liability he could face at the end of this presidency?
Ryan: There’s going to be legal—and I think criminal—liability for multiple members.. certainly Stephen Miller.
Ryan: There’s going to be legal—and I think criminal—liability for multiple members.. certainly Stephen Miller.
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 PM
.@PabloReports: Stephen Miller seems to be operating sort of as a shadow president at this point. Is there any legal liability he could face at the end of this presidency?
Ryan: There’s going to be legal—and I think criminal—liability for multiple members.. certainly Stephen Miller.
Ryan: There’s going to be legal—and I think criminal—liability for multiple members.. certainly Stephen Miller.
Twelve years ago -- heck, even three years ago -- if any country had openly threatened Greenland's sovereignty and/or Denmark's ties to them, the U.S. would have been one of the first to defend them against whoever it was. But now it's us. And it makes me nauseous how many Dems are rolling over.
January 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Twelve years ago -- heck, even three years ago -- if any country had openly threatened Greenland's sovereignty and/or Denmark's ties to them, the U.S. would have been one of the first to defend them against whoever it was. But now it's us. And it makes me nauseous how many Dems are rolling over.
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If this doesn’t sound familiar, then you haven’t seen enough movies about Nazis.
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
If this doesn’t sound familiar, then you haven’t seen enough movies about Nazis.
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Koh: Trump has now spent $30 billion from the last bill for 10,000 more I.C.E. Agents that are going to be on the streets. That $30 billion would cover all the ACA subsidies for a year. It would eliminate all co-pays for prescription drugs for people from a year, and eliminate all medical debt.
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Koh: Trump has now spent $30 billion from the last bill for 10,000 more I.C.E. Agents that are going to be on the streets. That $30 billion would cover all the ACA subsidies for a year. It would eliminate all co-pays for prescription drugs for people from a year, and eliminate all medical debt.
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I hope it was a really good sandwich, he earned it
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I hope it was a really good sandwich, he earned it
Dear news outlets: just because two officials claim something a week after an event, doesn't make that legitimate news.
That's a long time to sit on something significant and time-sensitive.
That's a long time to sit on something significant and time-sensitive.
January 14, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Dear news outlets: just because two officials claim something a week after an event, doesn't make that legitimate news.
That's a long time to sit on something significant and time-sensitive.
That's a long time to sit on something significant and time-sensitive.
So, this is just me, but if a car were rolling towards me at any meaningful speed, I would never think to myself, "How do I avoid being hit? I know, I'll shoot the one person who could possibly make it stop."
January 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
So, this is just me, but if a car were rolling towards me at any meaningful speed, I would never think to myself, "How do I avoid being hit? I know, I'll shoot the one person who could possibly make it stop."
While trying to install dual-boot Linux on my Windows hard drive, I think I may have just accidentally nuked the Windows partition. Apparently the minus button wasn't to "shrink" the partition but rather delete it. It let me "revert" said deletion, but I'll be surprised if it's not an empty slate.
January 11, 2026 at 9:40 AM
While trying to install dual-boot Linux on my Windows hard drive, I think I may have just accidentally nuked the Windows partition. Apparently the minus button wasn't to "shrink" the partition but rather delete it. It let me "revert" said deletion, but I'll be surprised if it's not an empty slate.
(Also make sure you haven't chosen John Cage's 4'33" as your ringtone.)
January 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
(Also make sure you haven't chosen John Cage's 4'33" as your ringtone.)
Banning duel citizenship just means you're insecure about your nation's global cred. Perhaps rightly so. Maybe look into that.
January 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Banning duel citizenship just means you're insecure about your nation's global cred. Perhaps rightly so. Maybe look into that.
If Warner sells all their content to Netflix, I hope they at least change all the old clips of Michigan J. Frog's singing "WB" intros to just be him sitting there going "Ribbit."
January 8, 2026 at 11:25 AM
If Warner sells all their content to Netflix, I hope they at least change all the old clips of Michigan J. Frog's singing "WB" intros to just be him sitting there going "Ribbit."
Stephen Miller: "What right does Denmark assert over Greenland?"
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January 8, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Stephen Miller: "What right does Denmark assert over Greenland?"
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